Witheredscrote Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 12 hours ago, Frank said: Ape likes to fabricate a hobby story now and then to weed out the wankers among us. His new drum kit is much like his baby helicopters and shower hose rub sessions... they don’t exist. Tell us more about the TD50, Queefer. The drums exist Frank, and he is fucking good on them. Go Ape, go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The drums exist Frank, and he is fucking good on them. Go Ape, go. Downs Syndrome Norfolk .. you sure this isn't Dec's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 17 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Downs Syndrome Norfolk .. you sure this isn't Dec's? Looking at the way Norfolk Council is run, it probably is him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Looking at the way Norfolk Council is run, it probably is him. Over to you @Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Over to you @Decimus I don't mind the odd reference to little mongoloids, it's that stupid fucking wanker Tim who gets his ponytail in a twist over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 14 hours ago, Queefer said: Worthless shite Much like Iam Ape himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 13 hours ago, White Cunt said: Was it before they invested in weed? reported for possible implication of chlorophilia . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't mind the odd reference to little mongoloids, it's that stupid fucking wanker Tim who gets his ponytail in a twist over it. One assumes your extremely overdue apology isn't forthcoming, or do I have to gun you down with the cutting "stupid fucking wanker" again? Proper is literally shitting himself with rage at the thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 20 hours ago, Queefer said: No Rick really is a grumpy old cunt - the Scole farter - but he knows me and he'll tell you what a cunt I am Interesting.. drums are my speciality. I have a studio in NW8 and know a thing or two about music. If you know anything about the samba bin-base movement over the past few years, you've probably heard my work on several recent recordings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, Frank said: I have a studio in NW8 and know a thing or two about music. Scabby Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Interesting.. drums are my speciality. I have a studio in NW8 and know a thing or two about music. If you know anything about the samba bin-base movement over the past few years, you've probably heard my work on several recent recordings. Didn’t you play a truly dreadful version of The Girl From Ipanema on the drums in one of your videos a few years back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: Didn’t you play a truly dreadful version of The Girl From Ipanema on the drums in one of your videos a few years back? Thank you, ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Thank you, ape. I like the bit where your wig flew off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Thank you, ape. You’d sound a lot better in a Roland drum equipped studio - if only we knew someone who owns one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Thank you, ape. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall when the 12 year old boy who's box room you'd broken into came home and found some piss poor drunken Jay Rayner looking cunt smashing up his Fisher Price drum kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You’d sound a lot better in a Roland drum equipped studio - if only we knew someone who owns one... Around '79 when I was 11, I met Buddy Rich at Pontins on Hayling Island. I remember it like it was yesterday. He said 'Frank, there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on earth'. Then he pummelled by bumhole with both fists until it bled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: Around '79 when I was 11, I met Buddy Rich at Pontins on Hayling Island. I remember it like it was yesterday. He said 'Frank, there are more stars in the sky than sands of grain on earth'. I imagine such a powerful message has been your inspiration ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Around '79 when I was 11, I met Buddy Rich at Pontins on Hayling Island. I remember it like it was yesterday. He said 'Frank, there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on earth'. Was that before or after he told you fuck off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 27 minutes ago, Frank said: Around '79 when I was 11, I met Buddy Rich at Pontins on Hayling Island. I remember it like it was yesterday. He said 'Frank, there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on earth'. Then he pummelled by bumhole with both fists until it bled. Looking at Ape and Gypsy's comments above, what a bizarre edit you appear to have made, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Wolfie said: Looking at Ape and Gypsy's comments above, what a bizarre edit you appear to have made, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like the bit where your wig flew off Too bad his thick fucking head didn't fly as well. A retarded chimpanzee in an epileptic seizure could play drums with more rhythm and talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Too bad his thick fucking head didn't fly as well. A retarded chimpanzee in an epileptic seizure could play drums with more rhythm and talent. Still the worst performer here, Wiz. Your post to like ratio at an all-time low and not a single like in your previous 37 posts. You wet and tedious unbelievably dull fucking bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Too bad his thick fucking head didn't fly as well. A retarded chimpanzee in an epileptic seizure could play drums with more rhythm and talent. Like Phil Collins eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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