Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that where Neil buries his prozzies? This is Neil's back garden. It seems to get larger regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 50 minutes ago, Alfred Noakes said: He grows his own, all the greengrocers are wise to his game, returning things pretending the shite stains are just organic soil. Here is his back garden. The dozy fucking cunt would actually have to have some financial means to have even that little plot of land. I'll never stop at road side produce stands again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 16 hours ago, Alfred Noakes said: This is Neil's back garden. It seems to get larger regularly. I've got a feeling that one day on the news, they'll have areal shots of that garden with those tents the police use when they dig up some cunts garden looking for bodies in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 10/28/2018 at 6:11 PM, Lord Punkape said: Shit....It was hoped you were a casualty at the Leicester helicopter 🚁 disaster and become a vegetable.... lol. He was already a fucking vegetable.... he would now be a burnt crisp. Shame he wasn’t killed. I would have enjoyed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: He was already a fucking vegetable.... he would now be a burnt crisp. Shame he wasn’t killed. I would have enjoyed that. You’re a total moron. An absolute cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: You’re a total moron. An absolute cretin. I sometimes wish you were dead, ape. Not in a nasty way, mind. Just dead in a way that you longer post on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 35 minutes ago, Frank said: I sometimes wish you were dead, ape. Not in a nasty way, mind. Just dead in a way that you longer post on here. It’s uncanny - I was thinking only the same thing about you a short while ago. However, mine was in a nasty way, as I find you abhorrent. Anyway, I’ve just bought an Alesis Strike Pro electronic drum kit, so you and your opinions are of no importance. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Anyway, I’ve just bought an Alesis Strike Pro electronic drum kit, so you and your opinions are of no importance. Fuck off. FFS Alesis Drum kits are nothing but a wannabees piece of shit for dreaming pikeys. Name 5 pro drummers using them - you'd be better with dustbin lids you cunt. Sell a kidney and buy Roland TD50 you tone deaf timeless twatfest or trade in the Alesis strike , put a tenner to the proceeds and buy a triangle . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, Queefer said: FFS Alesis Drum kits are nothing but a wannabees piece of shit for dreaming pikeys. Name 5 pro drummers using them - you'd be better with dustbin lids you cunt. Sell a kidney and buy Roland TD50 you tone deaf timeless twatfest or trade in the Alesis strike , put a tenner to the proceeds and buy a triangle . Opinions vary. Tell me, are you a drummer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, Queefer said: FFS Alesis Drum kits are nothing but a wannabees piece of shit for dreaming pikeys. Name 5 pro drummers using them - you'd be better with dustbin lids you cunt. Sell a kidney and buy Roland TD50 you tone deaf timeless twatfest or trade in the Alesis strike , put a tenner to the proceeds and buy a triangle . Ape likes to fabricate a hobby story now and then to weed out the wankers among us. His new drum kit is much like his baby helicopters and shower hose rub sessions... they don’t exist. Tell us more about the TD50, Queefer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Opinions vary. Tell me, are you a drummer? No, no. He's an opinionated pink oboist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 23 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Opinions vary. Tell me, are you a drummer? No I am a keyboard player with a Prog band and I own a studio equipped with Roland drums . Opinions do not vary - Alesis are for wannabees . Worthless shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Queefer said: No I am a keyboard player with a Prog band and I own a studio equipped with Roland drums . Opinions do not vary - Alesis are for wannabees . Worthless shite Opinions do vary - not everyone owns a Roland drum equipped studio (thanks for sharing) or has £5000 plus to blow on a set of electronic drums. Lower range drums like Alesis are perfectly acceptable for a hobby drummer. Are you Rick Wakeman? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: It’s uncanny - I was thinking only the same thing about you a short while ago. However, mine was in a nasty way, as I find you abhorrent. Anyway, I’ve just bought an Alesis Strike Pro electronic drum kit, so you and your opinions are of no importance. Fuck off. Is that a real drum kit or a model drum kit? Actually... don’t bother telling us and throw yourself of a motorway bridge into the truck lane first thing tomorrow.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 59 minutes ago, Queefer said: FFS Alesis Drum kits are nothing but a wannabees piece of shit for dreaming pikeys. Name 5 pro drummers using them - you'd be better with dustbin lids you cunt. Sell a kidney and buy Roland TD50 you tone deaf timeless twatfest or trade in the Alesis strike , put a tenner to the proceeds and buy a triangle . Ape might be a darkie dustbin drummer from Jamaica.... My family made a fortune in Jamaica from sugar cane. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Ape might be a darkie dustbin drummer from Jamaica.... My family made a fortune in Jamaica from sugar cane. lol. Was it before they invested in weed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 20 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Opinions do vary - not everyone owns a Roland drum equipped studio (thanks for sharing) or has £5000 plus to blow on a set of electronic drums. Lower range drums like Alesis are perfectly acceptable for a hobby drummer. Are you Rick Wakeman? No Rick really is a grumpy old cunt - the Scole farter - but he knows me and he'll tell you what a cunt I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Queefer said: No Rick really is a grumpy old cunt - the Scole farter - but he knows me and he'll tell you what a cunt I am You must know 'Eavens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Never heard of the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Queefer said: Never heard of the cunt Congratulations, Queef. You've been here for two months. Are you planning on typing something intelligent or funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Why break with the tradition which you cunts have crafted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: You’re a total moron. An absolute cretin. Don’t be so harsh on yourself Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Just now, Queefer said: Why break with the tradition which you cunts have crafted Thanks for proving the point I was making. I see you've nailed the consistency of the site's quote feature. For the sake of your band, and Rick Wakeman, one hopes your keyboard and in-studio programming skills aren't as cack-handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 8 hours ago, Queefer said: No Rick really is a grumpy old cunt - the Scole farter - but he knows me and he'll tell you what a cunt I am I’m sure he would. Perhaps you could get Alan White or Bill Bruford to give an appraisal of Alesis drums too? It’d be much appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 On 10/29/2018 at 8:53 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I've got a feeling that one day on the news, they'll have areal shots of that garden with those tents the police use when they dig up some cunts garden looking for bodies in it. Gyps, have you ever lost consciousness in that garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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