Dave Umbongo Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 These things are a bit of a cunt. The slightest hint of mechanical failure and it's pretty much curtains for all on board. At least with a plane you still have some uplift to defeat the effects of gravity when the thing fucks up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 They're like flying sheep .. they tend to plummet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: These things are a bit of a cunt. The slightest hint of mechanical failure and it's pretty much curtains for all on board. At least with a plane you still have some uplift to defeat the effects of gravity when the thing fucks up. I sincerely hope this is not a veiled pop at my mate Ape. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I sincerely hope this is not a veiled pop at my mate Ape. lol. Hopefully Ape was on board the Leicester City helicopter 🚁 and is now a pile of ashes..... lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Hopefully Ape was on board the Leicester City helicopter 🚁 and is now a pile of ashes..... lol. lol. Wishful thinking, but we both know he is too wet to burn. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 I'm devastated at this news,why oh why was that jug eared,crisp munching cuntard Lineker not on board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Hopefully Ape was on board the Leicester City helicopter 🚁 and is now a pile of ashes..... lol. lol. Worried by the conspicuous absence of Ape from this subject I knocked his door but his Mum says he can't play as he is grounded for a month for sucking their guinea pig's bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Queefer said: Worried by the conspicuous absence of Ape from this subject I knocked his door but his Mum says he can't play as he is grounded for a month for sucking their guinea pig's bits. A disgustingly sick, inappropriate and quite uncalled for slur, there. Very nicely done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: A disgustingly sick, inappropriate and quite uncalled for slur, there. Very nicely done. No sign of Ape at all....if he wasn’t on the helicopter 🚁 he may well have been under it when it crashed whilst he was doing some “spotting”.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 35 minutes ago, Queefer said: Worried by the conspicuous absence of Ape from this subject I knocked his door but his Mum says he can't play as he is grounded for a month for sucking their guinea pig's bits. Reported for suggestions of beastiality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Hopefully Ape was on board the Leicester City helicopter 🚁 and is now a pile of ashes..... lol. lol. His arse was hanging well out when he suddenly decided to take a dump and the chopper lost it’s bearings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 44 minutes ago, White Cunt said: His arse was hanging well out when he suddenly decided to take a dump and the chopper lost it’s bearings. If the shit landed on any Leicester residents, it would improve their looks, but they would smell the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 This thread certainly has provided a means for a number of “punters” to showcase just how utterly shit and unfunny they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 Ape at his best. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ape at his best. lol lol Lol. What a colossal waste of money. Only a complete cunt would waste their money on these wretched things.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 41 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: This thread certainly has provided a means for a number of “punters” to showcase just how utterly shit and unfunny they are. Shit....It was hoped you were a casualty at the Leicester helicopter 🚁 disaster and become a vegetable.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 Before choosing the fixed wing route, I built up a number of hours in helicopters. It was certainly long enough for me to class them as utterly cuntish and about as airworthy as a bogey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 Should have taken a blue pill,always able to keep your chopper up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 41 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Shit....It was hoped you were a casualty at the Leicester helicopter 🚁 disaster and become a vegetable.... lol. I imagine that you fantasise about most things turning into vegetables- so you can shove them up your fucking arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Lol. What a colossal waste of money. Only a complete cunt would waste their money on these wretched things.... lol. Like joining a golf club, that is not cheap, a complete blight on the landscape and waste of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Lol. What a colossal waste of money. Only a complete cunt would waste their money on these wretched things.... lol. What a colossal waste of oxygen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 14 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: What a colossal waste of oxygen. He and the others are jealous because they haven't got a chopper between them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Shit....It was hoped you were a casualty at the Leicester helicopter 🚁 disaster and become a vegetable.... lol. I have no doubt that was your hope. vegetables can't defend themselves from your amorous unsolicited affections. Do you have to use a ruphie on your vegetative victims? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have no doubt that was your hope. vegetables can't defend themselves from your amorous unsolicited affections. Do you have to use a ruphie on your vegetative victims? He grows his own, all the greengrocers are wise to his game, returning things pretending the shite stains are just organic soil. Here is his back garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, Alfred Noakes said: He grows his own, all the greengrocers are wise to his game, returning things pretending the shite stains are just organic soil. Here is his back garden. Isn't that where Neil buries his prozzies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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