Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're awfully butch tonight Albert. Are you sure you haven't been drinking? I know you said you haven't in some of the rather aggressive PMs you've sent me tonight. But you know what? I detect a silly little boy who gets all big and tough after a couple of bottles of WKD. You are that little faggot. Oh Eric, please don't use Americanisms. If you want to call me names, please call me a "poof". A faggot is a "savoury duck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Even your parents want you dead. How were they to know that the barely-sentient protoplasm would somehow drag itself from the abortionist's bucket, and survive all these years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: How were they to know that the barely-sentient protoplasm would somehow drag itself from the abortionist's bucket, and survive all these years. They should have guessed that the Siamese Twin is same said bucket would have provided its helping hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 16 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Did you go to the same over the chipper college that MC got his qualification? Panzbaby I actually studied for it while serving in the army. Excellent cirriculum and tutors. Didn't have to pay a penny for it. Did you go to school or was it purely bible classes where Father Seamus gave you a can of coke and packet crisp after popping your arse like balloon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I actually studied for it while serving in the army. Excellent cirriculum and tutors. Didn't have to pay a penny for it. Did you go to school or was it purely bible classes where Father Seamus gave you a can of coke and packet crisp after popping your arse like balloon? Nah ..i couldnt compare meself to an intellectual titan such as yerself shitty baby..im just a bog rat who digs spuds is all Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Nah ..i couldnt compare meself to an intellectual titan such as yerself shitty baby..im just a bog rat who digs spuds is all Panzbaby I had you down as a pig farmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I had you down as a pig farmer. Swine keeping is a plateau i can only aspire to shitty baby..probably akin to the rarefied atmospheres you move in so causally..why I'd bargain your scroll is as well polished as your exiled granpappys medals Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Swine keeping is a plateau i can only aspire to shitty baby..probably akin to the rarefied atmospheres you move in so causally..why I'd bargain your scroll is as well polished as your exiled granpappys medals Panzbaby Are you trying to show off? Bless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The parting in the novel is more amicable than the TV programme if I can recall. It is yes, but Frederickson makes it clear that while he respects Sharpe he can never forgive him and wants to get as far away from both of them as he can. The TV shows couldn't do the books justice because of the obvious budgetary constraints. With the advancement of CGI a big screen adaptation could make a cracking trilogy out of the original books. However, this time include the battle of Assaye where Sharpe earned his commission and correct what Bernard Cornwell said was his biggest mistake which was killing off Obadiah Hakeswill so early in. There are plenty of young actors out there that could pull off Sharpe such as Kit Harington who actually fits the description of Sharpe from the books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Nah ..i couldnt compare meself to an intellectual titan such as yerself shitty baby..im just a bog rat who digs spuds is all Panzbaby Here is video I thought would interest you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 35 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: It is yes, but Frederickson makes it clear that while he respects Sharpe he can never forgive him and wants to get as far away from both of them as he can. The TV shows couldn't do the books justice because of the obvious budgetary constraints. With the advancement of CGI a big screen adaptation could make a cracking trilogy out of the original books. However, this time include the battle of Assaye where Sharpe earned his commission and correct what Bernard Cornwell said was his biggest mistake which was killing off Obadiah Hakeswill so early in. There are plenty of young actors out there that could pull off Sharpe such as Kit Harington who actually fits the description of Sharpe from the books. I've had just about enough of this "Sharpe" fucking bollocks now, just so you know. Love, Bawsey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've had just about enough of this "Sharpe" fucking bollocks now, just so you know. Love, Bawsey. PM me your address Bawsey baby and I'll send you a signed picture of Sean Bean with a big sloppy kiss on it.xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Albert toss' parents had him electronically tagged and chipped in case the stupid mongy cunt breaks out of his cage in the middle of the night and tries running away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Albert toss' parents had him electronically tagged and chipped in case the stupid mongy cunt breaks out of his cage in the middle of the night and tries running away. I expect they got the idea from your parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: I expect they got the idea from your parents. Hello wanker! Nothing amusing or interesting to say as usual eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 54 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Hello wanker! Nothing amusing or interesting to say as usual eh. So I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: PM me your address Bawsey baby and I'll send you a signed picture of Sean Bean with a big sloppy kiss on it.xxx He won't need to pm you. He's far more likely to leave a note on your windscreen, baws is basically a creepy autistic version of the milk tray man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: It is yes, but Frederickson makes it clear that while he respects Sharpe he can never forgive him and wants to get as far away from both of them as he can. The TV shows couldn't do the books justice because of the obvious budgetary constraints. With the advancement of CGI a big screen adaptation could make a cracking trilogy out of the original books. However, this time include the battle of Assaye where Sharpe earned his commission and correct what Bernard Cornwell said was his biggest mistake which was killing off Obadiah Hakeswill so early in. There are plenty of young actors out there that could pull off Sharpe such as Kit Harington who actually fits the description of Sharpe from the books. You know that Sean Bean wasn't the original Sharpe? It was Paul McGann. I'm not sure whether he was gonna play him as the cockney which Sharpe is in the books, but Cornwall had to change the story somewhat by saying that Sharpe was adopted and grew up in Keighley. It was confusing in one of the books that had Sharpe searching the streets of Wapping where he grew up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 56 minutes ago, scotty said: He won't need to pm you. He's far more likely to leave a note on your windscreen, baws is basically a creepy autistic version of the milk tray man. An' all because, the lassie loves... ..deep fried chocolates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Wiz Khalifa's ma dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 3 hours ago, scotty said: He won't need to pm you. He's far more likely to leave a note on your windscreen, baws is basically a creepy autistic version of the milk tray man. In other words, The Milky Bar Kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 14 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: In other words, The Milky Bar Kid. Are you calling the Milky Bar Kid a fucking jock? 😠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Are you calling the Milky Bar Kid a fucking jock? 😠 So, your sign says you deep fry anything... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You know that Sean Bean wasn't the original Sharpe? It was Paul McGann. I'm not sure whether he was gonna play him as the cockney which Sharpe is in the books, but Cornwall had to change the story somewhat by saying that Sharpe was adopted and grew up in Keighley. It was confusing in one of the books that had Sharpe searching the streets of Wapping where he grew up. I remember reading something about McGann breaking his leg or something like that. Not sure if he could have cut it to be honest. Too softly spoken. Personally, my favourite scene from the TV show didn't have Sharpe in it. Reminds me of when me and a mate sneaked off and went on the piss in Split then missed our lift to Sarajevo. CSM went fucking apeshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 4 hours ago, scotty said: Are you calling the Milky Bar Kid a fucking jock? 😠 In a roundabout kind of way, no. Which of the two was Buttons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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