Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 I realize the title is very general, it's intended to be, because plain lazy cunts can turn up under any circumstance. The last couple of days, the office has had the lifts under service, and the poor blokes at the information desk in the main lobby have taken a bollocking from some simply disgusting fucking cunts. These lads had nothing to do with the scheduling of the service, and to be clear, not all of the lifts were down at one time. Monday afternoon, some droop faced spastic cunt was whinging about her special arthritic condition, and having to carry her rolling presentation case down all of those stairs. The gent asked how many floors, she said the SECOND fucking floor! What a total cunt! When did this country get so fucking soft that conquering a pair of stairs would be such a fucking ordeal, or walking a few extra steps to a lift that was working? It's not everyday I wish a claw hammering on a woman.....I still want it to happen to Pen, but this cunt made the lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I realize the title is very general, it's intended to be, because plain lazy cunts can turn up under any circumstance. The last couple of days, the office has had the lifts under service, and the poor blokes at the information desk in the main lobby have taken a bollocking from some simply disgusting fucking cunts. These lads had nothing to do with the scheduling of the service, and to be clear, not all of the lifts were down at one time. Monday afternoon, some droop faced spastic cunt was whinging about her special arthritic condition, and having to carry her rolling presentation case down all of those stairs. The gent asked how many floors, she said the SECOND fucking floor! What a total cunt! When did this country get so fucking soft that conquering a pair of stairs would be such a fucking ordeal, or walking a few extra steps to a lift that was working? It's not everyday I wish a claw hammering on a woman.....I still want it to happen to Pen, but this cunt made the lot! Pen wouldn't shirk climbing stairs even in her advanced years. This cunt is obviously of french origin. Did she smell of cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pen wouldn't shirk climbing stairs even in her advanced years. I have got one of those shopping trolleys that climbs stairs .. an absolute menace it is, I turned my back on it in Primark and off it went all the way to the third floor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pen wouldn't shirk climbing stairs even in her advanced years. This cunt is obviously of french origin. Did she smell of cheese? When I am poised to strike with a blunt object, I tend to hold my breath, only exhaling on the strike. However, there was a bit of the welsh in the speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 43 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I have got one of those shopping trolleys that climbs stairs .. an absolute menace it is, I turned my back on it in Primark and off it went all the way to the third floor. I thought you moved out of the tower block after that fire. i started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I realize the title is very general, it's intended to be, because plain lazy cunts can turn up under any circumstance. The last couple of days, the office has had the lifts under service, and the poor blokes at the information desk in the main lobby have taken a bollocking from some simply disgusting fucking cunts. These lads had nothing to do with the scheduling of the service, and to be clear, not all of the lifts were down at one time. Monday afternoon, some droop faced spastic cunt was whinging about her special arthritic condition, and having to carry her rolling presentation case down all of those stairs. The gent asked how many floors, she said the SECOND fucking floor! What a total cunt! When did this country get so fucking soft that conquering a pair of stairs would be such a fucking ordeal, or walking a few extra steps to a lift that was working? It's not everyday I wish a claw hammering on a woman.....I still want it to happen to Pen, but this cunt made the lot! Plain lazy cunts always have to have some undetectable disabling disease or condition to also rub it in why they are so fucking pathetic. oooooow I can’t climb the stairs because my asthma and lung cancer means I can’t breath in the thin oxygen of the third floor. i can’t exersize because of my bad knees, hip replacement and bad back, so I will just sit here all day and eat crisps. let these weak cunts die, it’s what nature would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I realize the title is very general, it's intended to be, because plain lazy cunts can turn up under any circumstance. The last couple of days, the office has had the lifts under service, and the poor blokes at the information desk in the main lobby have taken a bollocking from some simply disgusting fucking cunts. These lads had nothing to do with the scheduling of the service, and to be clear, not all of the lifts were down at one time. Monday afternoon, some droop faced spastic cunt was whinging about her special arthritic condition, and having to carry her rolling presentation case down all of those stairs. The gent asked how many floors, she said the SECOND fucking floor! What a total cunt! When did this country get so fucking soft that conquering a pair of stairs would be such a fucking ordeal, or walking a few extra steps to a lift that was working? It's not everyday I wish a claw hammering on a woman.....I still want it to happen to Pen, but this cunt made the lot! No excuse to bitch if there is a working lift and it takes a little while to arrive, but the lazy dim fuckwits clearly can not compute it. I would suggest a high sheen treatment on the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pen wouldn't shirk climbing stairs even in her advanced years. This cunt is obviously of french origin. Did she smell of cheese? I wish the boring cunt would climb the stairway to Heaven, and fucking stay there. As for the French remark, fuck off pikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I wish the boring cunt would climb the stairway to Heaven, and fucking stay there. As for the French remark, fuck off pikey. Mon dieu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: No excuse to bitch if there is a working lift and it takes a little while to arrive, but the lazy dim fuckwits clearly can not compute it. I would suggest a high sheen treatment on the stairs. They prefer to travel in a piss soaked grafitti covered windowless metal box. Stairs are so "last season" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I realize the title is very general, it's intended to be, because plain lazy cunts can turn up under any circumstance. The last couple of days, the office has had the lifts under service, and the poor blokes at the information desk in the main lobby have taken a bollocking from some simply disgusting fucking cunts. These lads had nothing to do with the scheduling of the service, and to be clear, not all of the lifts were down at one time. Monday afternoon, some droop faced spastic cunt was whinging about her special arthritic condition, and having to carry her rolling presentation case down all of those stairs. The gent asked how many floors, she said the SECOND fucking floor! What a total cunt! When did this country get so fucking soft that conquering a pair of stairs would be such a fucking ordeal, or walking a few extra steps to a lift that was working? It's not everyday I wish a claw hammering on a woman.....I still want it to happen to Pen, but this cunt made the lot! Wiz, you lazy fucking cunt. The next time this despicable fucking slag-bitch kicks up a fuss, follow her and shove the fucking lump back down the stairs. That'll learn her to fucking whinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 26 minutes ago, Queefer said: They prefer to travel in a piss soaked grafitti covered windowless metal box. Stairs are so "last season" Makes them feel at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Wiz, you lazy fucking cunt. The next time this despicable fucking slag-bitch kicks up a fuss, follow her and shove the fucking lump back down the stairs. That'll learn her to fucking whinge. Cameras everywhere, mate. As soon as I sort out the disable function, it won't be the second or third floor from which they fall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 11:06 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I realize the title is very general, it's intended to be, because plain lazy cunts can turn up under any circumstance. The last couple of days, the office has had the lifts under service, and the poor blokes at the information desk in the main lobby have taken a bollocking from some simply disgusting fucking cunts. These lads had nothing to do with the scheduling of the service, and to be clear, not all of the lifts were down at one time. Monday afternoon, some droop faced spastic cunt was whinging about her special arthritic condition, and having to carry her rolling presentation case down all of those stairs. The gent asked how many floors, she said the SECOND fucking floor! What a total cunt! When did this country get so fucking soft that conquering a pair of stairs would be such a fucking ordeal, or walking a few extra steps to a lift that was working? It's not everyday I wish a claw hammering on a woman.....I still want it to happen to Pen, but this cunt made the lot! Spell it properly you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 It just gets worse. Now people are getting too fucking lazy to mix their own drinks at home, they have to have a fucking machine that screams "I'M A POSH LAZY CUNT" People will cater theil holiday gathering rather than actually put in any effort to cook from scratch, then they'll put their drink making machine on the bar and continue to drone on about their wealth and business prowess...I'd like to order a baby fur seal treatment for every one of these worthless oxygen wasting cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 11:06 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I realize the title is very general, it's intended to be, because plain lazy cunts can turn up under any circumstance. The last couple of days, the office has had the lifts under service, and the poor blokes at the information desk in the main lobby have taken a bollocking from some simply disgusting fucking cunts. These lads had nothing to do with the scheduling of the service, and to be clear, not all of the lifts were down at one time. Monday afternoon, some droop faced spastic cunt was whinging about her special arthritic condition, and having to carry her rolling presentation case down all of those stairs. The gent asked how many floors, she said the SECOND fucking floor! What a total cunt! When did this country get so fucking soft that conquering a pair of stairs would be such a fucking ordeal, or walking a few extra steps to a lift that was working? It's not everyday I wish a claw hammering on a woman.....I still want it to happen to Pen, but this cunt made the lot! What a fucking shame you can't type in real English, wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 18 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It just gets worse. Now people are getting too fucking lazy to mix their own drinks at home, they have to have a fucking machine that screams "I'M A POSH LAZY CUNT" People will cater theil holiday gathering rather than actually put in any effort to cook from scratch, then they'll put their drink making machine on the bar and continue to drone on about their wealth and business prowess...I'd like to order a baby fur seal treatment for every one of these worthless oxygen wasting cunts. You're just a fake news cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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