Witheredscrote Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Withers did you know that I’m a Frenchman? I am overjoyed, now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am overjoyed, now fuck off. Did you sign up as a Frenchman because of confidence issues? My Greek persona just about got me through in the early days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Phew, Pen's come to the rescue. Frank must feel mightily relieved to have such a skilled wordsmith holding the fort. I once had a similar feeling when my little terrier put himself between me and 20 charging bullocks. This isn't taking you anywhere Wobbles. Why not try humour or irony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: What the bollocks is your avatar now ? Is it a plate of sun-dried tomatoes fit for a simpering, vegan ponce ? lol. Its streaky bacon you blind moron. You really look fucking stupid now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Just now, Alfred Noakes said: Its streaky bacon you blind moron. You really look fucking stupid now. Alf, have this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Alf, have this.. Give it up Frank. Let them have the fucking site. There is a big world out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 26 minutes ago, Alfred Noakes said: Its streaky bacon you blind moron. You really look fucking stupid now. You must be Jewish. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You must be Jewish. lol. Pen's Jewish, Punk. In contrast to Snowy, when she studies her cock in the bath, she's instantly reminded of the fully evolved alien at the end of the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Involved? I'm solely responsible for his demise, you idiotic Buffoon. I've played that cunt like a catfish on a pole since day he got shat out by the mongrels that begat him. As for you, you'll never be half the man that his mother was. If you believe that then your delusions make you more unhinged than I previously thought. I did warn you about your behaviour nearly a month ago. Your ego has rather played you into the Mod Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 30 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: If you believe that then your delusions make you more unhinged than I previously thought. I did warn you about your behaviour nearly a month ago. Your ego has rather played you into the Mod Q. You really know how to keep a site alive. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You really know how to keep a site alive. Cunt. She's a blinking spoil sport, that's what she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You really know how to keep a site alive. Cunt. I’m a little rusty, withers, but there you have it.. step 9 of Frank’s 9 step plan. Boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 12 hours ago, Frank said: 'Guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poop'. You've been played like a fiddle, Eric.. and I'm not talking about my mathematical skills. Idiot. 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh, you were just setting a trap. That's what MC always says. Thick cunt. You're both fucking morons. Roops is clearly all too happy to step in here and widen the void between the two of you, because she fears the ultimate cunting perfection you would both accomplish in the event of an alliance. Just think about it - you've got Eric - founder of FlidSpack, a punter who showed up and was originally universally despised as an overly sensitive flower, yet became accepted as one of the most popular people on here through his sheer volume of posts and ability to adapt quickly to the ways of the corner. Then there's Frank - an old, nasty, relentless bastard, who won't hesitate to exploit any vulnerability made public. A master manipulator who will shamelessly dance like an absolute spacker on camera and blatantly refuse any requests made by his critics to fuck off. If the pair of you stopped bitching at each other like grumpy old women in a nursing home with bleeding haemorrhoids arguing over the last Annusol suppository and focused your collective powers on a single target they wouldn't stand a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 9 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm genuinely quite sad to be witnessing the end of an era on this thread. It's been uncomfortable viewing from the get go, Frank in the role of a ponderous old lion, getting ripped to pieces by a pack of young cubs who represent the current future of the site. Nobody likes to see a former champion fade away whilst desperately attempting to cling on to past glories, so I sincerely hope that Frank doesn't return tonight to take part in his own Ali-Berbick 1981 embarrassment. Let it go you old cunt, you're finished here. From what I've read of posts previous to my tenure, he was finished when you signed up. I've grown weary of the washed up faggot fashionista, I think I'll let 'Eavens play with him for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 48 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You're both fucking morons. Roops is clearly all too happy to step in here and widen the void between the two of you, because she fears the ultimate cunting perfection you would both accomplish in the event of an alliance. Just think about it - you've got Eric - founder of FlidSpack, a punter who showed up and was originally universally despised as an overly sensitive flower, yet became accepted as one of the most popular people on here through his sheer volume of posts and ability to adapt quickly to the ways of the corner. Then there's Frank - an old, nasty, relentless bastard, who won't hesitate to exploit any vulnerability made public. A master manipulator who will shamelessly dance like an absolute spacker on camera and blatantly refuse any requests made by his critics to fuck off. If the pair of you stopped bitching at each other like grumpy old women in a nursing home with bleeding haemorrhoids arguing over the last Annusol suppository and focused your collective powers on a single target they wouldn't stand a chance. Listen, you brown ale guzzling Northumbrian pagan, I don't need you to tell me I'm a moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Decimus said: The oft repeated fallacy is that I only ever reach the dizzy heights of the top of the leaderboard after being topped up by members of the so-called clique. I can't remember the last time Bill or Bubble dished out more than six likes between them over the period of a week, everything I have is non-clique related. Eric and Wolfie are flying high, mainly due to a mutual reciprocation of likes exchanged during your complete destruction. I don't know what else I can do other than a exchange shit puns until 3am in the morning, humour gyppo, or beg those useless cunts from the clique to hold up their end of the bargain. Shit. Exchanging shit puns isn't to be underestimated. Anyway, further to the AIDS faggot's attempt at driving a wedge between the sites top performers, I have awarded a like to the above. His insinuation of tactical like withholding is absurd. You and I have always awarded mutually when deserved. Even when we've been at war for the top spot. That's the kind of honourable cunting that the slimy, resentful has-been will never understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Decimus said: The oft repeated fallacy is that I only ever reach the dizzy heights of the top of the leaderboard after being topped up by members of the so-called clique. I can't remember the last time Bill or Bubble dished out more than six likes between them over the period of a week, everything I have is non-clique related. Eric and Wolfie are flying high, mainly due to a mutual reciprocation of likes exchanged during your complete destruction. I don't know what else I can do other than a exchange shit puns until 3am in the morning, humour gyppo, or beg those useless cunts from the clique to hold up their end of the bargain. Shit. Don't bring me into all this bollocks Decs. I couldn't give a fuck what Frank does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: If you believe that then your delusions make you more unhinged than I previously thought. I did warn you about your behaviour nearly a month ago. Your ego has rather played you into the Mod Q. Fuck me! How much does frank donate to acquire this level of protection? I may be wrong but I don't think frank ever received any kind of reprimand for making disgusting comments about Mrs Ape, on 2 occasions recently. A far more direct contravention than my subtle inference, which I'm not denying was intended as you interpreted. I really don't want to get into a pointless argument over this but come on, the double standard isn't something that only I've noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me! How much does frank donate to acquire this level of protection? I may be wrong but I don't think frank ever received any kind of reprimand for making disgusting comments about Mrs Ape, on 2 occasions recently. A far more direct contravention than my subtle inference, which I'm not denying was intended as you interpreted. I really don't want to get into a pointless argument over this but come on, the double standard isn't something that only I've noticed. In real life, Mrs Ape would easily be able to kick the living shit out of the weedy little faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: Pen's Jewish, Punk. In contrast to Snowy, when she studies her cock in the bath, she's instantly reminded of the fully evolved alien at the end of the film. Could you let everyone know when you are about to say anything funny please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 28 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Could you let everyone know when you are about to say anything funny please? A mantra you'd be well advised to adopt yourself. While you're at it, set yourself a 10 posts a day limit and we'll all be happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 21 minutes ago, scotty said: A mantra you'd be well advised to adopt yourself. While you're at it, set yourself a 10 posts a day limit and we'll all be happier. Real happiness would come with a zero posts a day from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Real happiness would come with a zero posts a day from you. And a blow job. Don’t forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Frank said: I’m a little rusty, withers, but there you have it.. step 9 of Frank’s 9 step plan. Boom. CLASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 41 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Real happiness would come with a zero posts a day from you. You've managed to rack up about a third as many posts since your name change three months ago as I've posted in four years, and that's without the albert id. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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