camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Ropey, one trick pony actress Keira Knightly has banned her 3 year old daughter from watching a number of Disney films, namely Cinderella because "She waits around to be rescued by a rich guy" and Little Mermaid because "You shouldn't give up your voice for a man". Of course all 3 year olds think that don't they? Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ropey, one trick pony actress Keira Knightly has banned her 3 year old daughter from watching a number of Disney films, namely Cinderella because "She waits around to be rescued by a rich guy" and Little Mermaid because "You shouldn't give up your voice for a man". Of course all 3 year olds think that don't they? Fucking idiot. Of course, her Pirates of the Caribbean scenes of being tentacle raped by Davey fucking Jones is about staying true to the arts. What a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 43 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Of course, her Pirates of the Caribbean scenes of being tentacle raped by Davey fucking Jones is about staying true to the arts. What a cunt! I forgot to say "I fucking despair. I really do". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 I also wouldn't want my kids to be pegged with a 14" black dildo featuring realistic pulsating veins, multi-speed varying shaft rotation, and an extendable semen drip tray, but I'm fucked if I'm going to stop them watching Ringsplitters 3 whilst I'm at the pub. Perhaps she should also knock a few burgers back as to not glorify eating disorders to her offspring. Virtue signalling bullshit from an indignant fucking banshee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Dear God but we live in arse-cripplingly 'right-on' times don't we? No wonder nothing ever gets done. By the time we've all sat around and thought about the social consequences of doing anything more than respiration, a million and one Twitter feeds have rained down on our pointy little heads, telling us all what secret mansplaining crypto-fascists we truly are, and insisting we go on a diversity course and / or have our genitals jump-leaded to the mains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Dear God but we live in arse-cripplingly 'right-on' times don't we? No wonder nothing ever gets done. By the time we've all sat around and thought about the social consequences of doing anything more than respiration, a million and one Twitter feeds have rained down on our pointy little heads, telling us all what secret mansplaining crypto-fascists we truly are, and insisting we go on a diversity course and / or have our genitals jump-leaded to the mains. .....have our genitals jump-leaded to the mains Wolfie pays good money to have that done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: .....have our genitals jump-leaded to the mains Wolfie pays good money to have that done. More fool him then - it'll be compulsory soon under the May / Corbyn Junta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 What about Bedknobs & Broomsticks?,an old couple in bed with a couple of minors,It's the bit where Marple asks the boy to twist the knob.....I nearly kicked the fucking screen in, the dirty paedo cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: What about Bedknobs & Broomsticks?,an old couple in bed with a couple of minors,It's the bit where Marple asks the boy to twist the knob.....I nearly kicked the fucking screen in, the dirty paedo cunts. Tell me Neill, a young Angela Lansbury? Would you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tell me Neill, a young Angela Lansbury? Would you have? Was she ever young? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Just now, Neil said: Was she ever young? Was Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Treguna, mekoides, trecorum satis dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I forgot to say "I fucking despair. I really do". Any thoughts about Pirates of Penzance .. is it safe to watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was Pen? No I was never young .. I'm a year older than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was Pen? Was it really necessary to draw the parallel between between Angela and that crusted fucking pile of scraped cunt cheese? You can't possibly expect a man to compile a fantasy about shagging Angela with a picture of a stuttering, mostly toothless oxygen wasting, piss soaked, dribbling mong hunchback like pen hanging over head. Shame on you, Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ropey, one trick pony actress Keira Knightly has banned her 3 year old daughter from watching a number of Disney films, namely Cinderella because "She waits around to be rescued by a rich guy" and Little Mermaid because "You shouldn't give up your voice for a man". Of course all 3 year olds think that don't they? Fucking idiot. Ian Peter Knightly, a cousin of Kiera, wrote the novel ‘Rusty Bedsprings’. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Ian Peter Knightly, a cousin of Kiera, wrote the novel ‘Rusty Bedsprings’. lol. Yeah, and? You fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 MELTDOWN ALERT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: MELTDOWN ALERT! What's that supposed to mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: MELTDOWN ALERT! Oh, I've worked it out, you know how to use capitals and bold. Well done, seeing through that alcohol fog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: What's that supposed to mean? It's a really complicated way of alerting people to an imminent meltdown. Thicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thicko. Playground name calling, up your game tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: Playground name calling, up your game tramp. You don't really see irony do you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You don't really see irony do you. That's because I'm USA born and bred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 Put his name on he list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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