Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape when Elvis sings P.J Proby’s ‘I Just Can’t Help Believing’ there’s a long pause before ‘...for more than just a day’ which is very hard to master. As I hate Elvis, and all the fat, burger-munching wanker stood for, I’ll have to take you word for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're a cunt hair away from posting on Flidspack and adding some vaguely racist shit on the Brexit thread in a desperate attempt to garner likes and attention. What the fuck has happened to you? Shut your fucking mouth, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: As I hate Elvis, and all the fat, burger-munching wanker stood for, I’ll have to take you word for it. That's a ridiculous thing to say. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Just now, Frank said: That's a ridiculous thing to say. Idiot. No, it isn’t. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: No, it isn’t. Fuck off. It is. How could anyone hate that man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: It is. How could anyone hate that man? I'm a big Elvis fan frank, but fuck me sideways, I hate your guts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: It is. How could anyone hate that man? Not everyone is an Elvis fan, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm a big Elvis fan frank, but fuck me sideways, I hate your guts You know very well that I don't recognise you as a valid member, stubbs. You may quote me on a daily basis, but I'm telling you now., they'll be no further correspondence between us, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Not everyone is an Elvis fan, Frank. No. However, it's a bit strong to hate the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Just now, Frank said: No. However, it's a bit strong to hate the man. If it makes you feel better, I’ll downgrade hate to dislike. Happy now, you bizzare cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: If it makes you feel better, I’ll downgrade hate to dislike. Happy now, you bizzare cunt? You're a fucking idiot, ape. You've proven it time after time over the years, and there's no cunt on here who'd disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Frank said: You know very well that I don't recognise you as a valid member, stubbs. You may quote me on a daily basis, but I'm telling you now., they'll be no further correspondence between us, ever. I'm more than happy with this frank, and generally your replies are weaker than the glue holding on your ghastly wig. I'll leave you as a "hunk of burning love" waiting on your boat for the next naval vessel to dock and the pole smoking marathon to begin. Edited October 14, 2018 by Stubby Pecker You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You're a fucking idiot, ape. You've proven it time after time over the years, and there's no cunt on here who'd disagree. Shut up now Frank - you’re making an idiot of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Shut up now Frank - you’re making an idiot of yourself. Ape I've traded in Ming's old A6 avant for new A6 avant quattro. I tend to drive pre '70's classics as a daily, but this car is wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Ape I've traded in Ming's old A6 avant for new A6 avant quattro. I tend to drive pre '70's classics as a daily, but this car is wonderfull. Unless it’s an RS6, I’m not interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Unless it’s an RS6, I’m not interested. Ape, refrain from reverting to type. Anything 'sportier' than the basic a6 quattro becomes vulgar. When will you learn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape, refrain from reverting to type. Anything 'sportier' than the basic a6 quattro becomes vulgar. When will you learn? You must be unbearable in real life. An absolute fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 49 minutes ago, Frank said: You're a fucking idiot, ape. You've proven it time after time over the years, and there's no cunt on here who'd disagree. Hear ! Hear ! He’s horribly vulgar as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 What a fucking shower of fucking shit, pull yourself together, or better still, off frank. Are you that close to death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Just now, Noakes said: What a fucking shower of fucking shit, pull yourself together, or better still, off frank. Are you that close to death? Come again, Alf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: Come again, Alf... I perceive weakness in your performance, are you unwell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Just now, Noakes said: I perceive weakness in your performance, are you unwell? I’m not great, Alf. I’ve just lost my old mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: I’m not great, Alf. I’ve just lost my old mum. Here is a soothing tune for the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: It is. How could anyone hate that man? It's not so much hatred, as an acknowledgement that he was a disgusting, inbred, cholesterol fuelled fucking greasy usurper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m not great, Alf. I’ve just lost my old mum. Where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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