Last Cunt Standing Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/woman-gets-strange-note-man-15246589 Continuing our Sunday series on modern relationships, let’s turn now to the latest clown from the carnival of perpetual feminist outrage. What epic cuntery is this, when some poor sap of a man, rendered speechless by his by now well-honed fear of misogyny, leaves a simple note on train and the cold bitch rips him for it all over the internet. He paid her a fucking compliment, left no number, and scarpered without a word, yet the fragile cow still feels oppressed. Women would once have laughed and tossed it in the bin. Some might even have kept it. But oppressed? Hashtag fuck off. If they remade Brief Encounter these days, Celia Johnson would pull some Bear Mace from her dungarees and blast Trevor Howard for being a sexist pig, before he is marched off in cuffs by the gendarmes to have his internet history rifled. The bint wants to try a week in the Marrakech Souk if she wants to feel judged and oppressed by toxic masculinity. She’d be hosing sand from her snatch for months, the stroppy mare. Of course, there is a theory it’s all made up in her tortured brain. Either way, what an undeniably stupid Cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 They've just exhumed Trevor Howard and charged him with stalking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 My note would have read "count to 10 then open"......."sorry,I just spunked on your shoes,you may want to wipe it off before attempting to walk,stay safe!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Neil said: My note would have read "count to 10 then open"......."sorry,I just spunked on your shoes,you may want to wipe it off before attempting to walk,stay safe!" She was wearing thigh length boots apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 55 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: She was wearing thigh length boots apparently. Probably one of those cunts who spends 20 minutes optimising the appearance of her cleavage before going out, and then screams sexual harassment if anyone notices it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably one of those cunts who spends 20 minutes optimising the appearance of her cleavage before going out, and then screams sexual harassment if anyone notices it. This smacks of bitterness, eric. In your own words, tell us exactly what happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 17 minutes ago, scotty said: This smacks of bitterness, eric. In your own words, tell us exactly what happened. I'm not saying a fucking word until I've spoken to Johnny Cochrane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not saying a fucking word until I've spoken to Johnny Cochrane. Or Ratther's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: My note would have read "count to 10 then open"......."sorry,I just spunked on your shoes,you may want to wipe it off before attempting to walk,stay safe!" Telling a lady that just goes to show what a gentleman you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Telling a lady that just goes to show what a gentleman you are. He's just like David Niven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Telling a lady that just goes to show what a gentleman you are. Exactly,other blokes can be proper arseholes.I know how to treat a tart/bird/slapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's just like David Niven. What, dead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Telling a lady that just goes to show what a gentleman you are. 9 hours ago, Neil said: My note would have read "count to 10 then open"......."sorry,I just spunked on your shoes,you may want to wipe it off before attempting to walk,stay safe!" Just think how easy it'd be to wipe a pair of Crocs clean, Gyps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Just think how easy it'd be to wipe a pair of Crocs clean, Gyps. Great big fuck off hairy toes poking out the ends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Just think how easy it'd be to wipe a pair of Crocs clean, Gyps. You don't respond to my comments that often, but when you do, you're so fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You don't respond to my comments that often, but when you do, you're so fucking funny. Good evening hag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great big fuck off hairy toes poking out the ends On the plus side, they divert attention from her mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: On the plus side, they divert attention from her mustache. Some babies were dropped on their heads but your mum must have fucking thrown you at a wall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: On the plus side, they divert attention from her mustache. Come on wolfie, going toe to toe with Sasquatch's uglier sister is worth a man stripe or two. Think of the bragging rights down the pub when you show the lads the stubble rash from barebacking such a hideous creature and regale them with stories of her rain forest dense bush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Come on wolfie, going toe to toe with Sasquatch's uglier sister is worth a man stripe or two. Think of the bragging rights down the pub when you show the lads the stubble rash from barebacking such a hideous creature and regale them with stories of her rain forest dense bush? He's not old enough to go in a pub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Good evening hag. I might not have your money Punker's but then bank of toyland money doesn't go far anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's just like David Niven. David Niven's sister was a lesbian, she lived to be 100 and her name was Grizel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 10/7/2018 at 4:08 AM, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/woman-gets-strange-note-man-15246589 Continuing our Sunday series on modern relationships, let’s turn now to the latest clown from the carnival of perpetual feminist outrage. What epic cuntery is this, when some poor sap of a man, rendered speechless by his by now well-honed fear of misogyny, leaves a simple note on train and the cold bitch rips him for it all over the internet. He paid her a fucking compliment, left no number, and scarpered without a word, yet the fragile cow still feels oppressed. Women would once have laughed and tossed it in the bin. Some might even have kept it. But oppressed? Hashtag fuck off. If they remade Brief Encounter these days, Celia Johnson would pull some Bear Mace from her dungarees and blast Trevor Howard for being a sexist pig, before he is marched off in cuffs by the gendarmes to have his internet history rifled. The bint wants to try a week in the Marrakech Souk if she wants to feel judged and oppressed by toxic masculinity. She’d be hosing sand from her snatch for months, the stroppy mare. Of course, there is a theory it’s all made up in her tortured brain. Either way, what an undeniably stupid Cunt. The silly hag is probably cross that she didn't qualify for a proper grope, and had to settle for a note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 10/7/2018 at 9:08 AM, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/woman-gets-strange-note-man-15246589 Continuing our Sunday series on modern relationships, let’s turn now to the latest clown from the carnival of perpetual feminist outrage. What epic cuntery is this, when some poor sap of a man, rendered speechless by his by now well-honed fear of misogyny, leaves a simple note on train and the cold bitch rips him for it all over the internet. He paid her a fucking compliment, left no number, and scarpered without a word, yet the fragile cow still feels oppressed. Women would once have laughed and tossed it in the bin. Some might even have kept it. But oppressed? Hashtag fuck off. If they remade Brief Encounter these days, Celia Johnson would pull some Bear Mace from her dungarees and blast Trevor Howard for being a sexist pig, before he is marched off in cuffs by the gendarmes to have his internet history rifled. The bint wants to try a week in the Marrakech Souk if she wants to feel judged and oppressed by toxic masculinity. She’d be hosing sand from her snatch for months, the stroppy mare. Of course, there is a theory it’s all made up in her tortured brain. Either way, what an undeniably stupid Cunt. I pity the modern man, in fact I think British man is extinct, neutered, castrated. Every male under the age of 35 is a fucking soft mummies cunt. Brought up on a diet of shite, women’s lib bollock squeezing rules, don’t open doors for me, don’t look at me, don’t talk to me I feel oppressed by your male presence. The only empowered people in tv land are lesbians driving vauxhalls to give birth to their fucking spunk spatula child or homosexual limp wristed shadows and shells of their former male self in every other tv show or advert. Dr Who is a female, Bond is rumored to be a woman next time, I bet if the film Brief Encounter was remaid, it would be two fucking gays sodomising each other in a station carpark. I see very little positive heterosexual film or tv imagery these days. If the couple are hetro they end up fucking each other’s friends behind their backs like swingers. It’s all an agenda. It’s getting fucking lame. Thank god we have immigrants not brought up this limp wristed, lesbian way. They will at least provide a measure of fuck off to the silly little oppressed split arses out there. And eastern europen guys do not give a fuck who they oppress. Good lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 50 odd years of gender wars has not made anyone happy. MGTOW, blue pill/red pill, the surrendered wives, all these people end up facing away from each other and feeling anxious about their hormonal drives. My wife and I have several single female friends now in their 50’s who have never found “the one”, bemoaning that “there are no good men out there” and “all the good ones are gay”. I’m never well received when I invite them to review stories like this and consider The Sisterhood has done them psychological harm. Economics also has hurt ; keeping up with the Jones’ needs 2 incomes for most. Contrast this with 1950s suburbia. It is no wonder birth rates are falling across the Western World. All too busy arguing when they should be fucking. No such qualms east of the Bosphorus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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