Guest Queefer Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Excellent work by the Environmental Services staff of the Sharia Communist Republic of Newham in identifying the plague of highly undangerous arachnids infesting four of their "schools". The headteachers of these bastions of knowledge have closed their establishments for as much as several weeks to safeguard their protégés. The ever relevant BBC completely overhauled their schedules this morning and treated us to a world spider expert who told us that as many as 2 people in Europe have been bitten during the last almost 25 years , and that the bites may tingle a bit. Luckily the students , hungry for knowledge during the closure of these schools, can now all shuffle off to the numerous local Madrassas which will remain open throughout this crisis, and willingly fill their heads with all kinds of interesting facts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Queefer said: Excellent work by the Environmental Services staff of the Sharia Communist Republic of Newham in identifying the plague of highly undangerous arachnids infesting four of their "schools". The headteachers of these bastions of knowledge have closed their establishments for as much as several weeks to safeguard their protégés. The ever relevant BBC completely overhauled their schedules this morning and treated us to a world spider expert who told us that as many as 2 people in Europe have been bitten during the last almost 25 years , and that the bites may tingle a bit. Luckily the students , hungry for knowledge during the closure of these schools, can now all shuffle off to the numerous local Madrassas which will remain open throughout this crisis, and willingly fill their heads with all kinds of interesting facts. It'll be a daddy long legs with an O'level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Queefer said: Excellent work by the Environmental Services staff of the Sharia Communist Republic of Newham in identifying the plague of highly undangerous arachnids infesting four of their "schools". The headteachers of these bastions of knowledge have closed their establishments for as much as several weeks to safeguard their protégés. The ever relevant BBC completely overhauled their schedules this morning and treated us to a world spider expert who told us that as many as 2 people in Europe have been bitten during the last almost 25 years , and that the bites may tingle a bit. Luckily the students , hungry for knowledge during the closure of these schools, can now all shuffle off to the numerous local Madrassas which will remain open throughout this crisis, and willingly fill their heads with all kinds of interesting facts. Like the extraordinary things that can be done when one combines ammonium nitrate and fuel oil? Or how manly you appear when you make yer wimminz walk ten feet behind you in extreme heat in head to toe covering, always fucking black in colour? "Oh Dear, Nala just collapsed, but Abdul can't be bothered to stop his walk, and his male sprog are just so wonderful to watch as their little minds figure out the mechanics of car bombs and IED's in schools. CUNTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Queefer said: The headteachers of these bastions of knowledge have closed their establishments for as much as several weeks to safeguard their protégés. FFS, you'd think their pupils would be used to encountering venomous insects, after all, most of them are fuckin' foreigners! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 2 hours ago, cooze said: FFS, you'd think their pupils would be used to encountering venomous insects, after all, most of them are fuckin' foreigners! You're failing to impress a single cunt here, let alone get the pecker seal of approval. I'd reassess your MO, up your fucking game or piss off- ideally to Syria with a pint of domestos inside you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45766496 These cunts will sort them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 On 10/5/2018 at 8:03 PM, Stubby Pecker said: You're failing to impress a single cunt here, let alone get the pecker seal of approval. I'd reassess your MO, up your fucking game or piss off- ideally to Syria with a pint of domestos inside you Change your fuckin' record, cunt, I don't give a shit for your approval. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 30 minutes ago, cooze said: Change you fuckin' record, cunt, I don't give a shit for your approval. I'd like you to set a record; how long you can hold your breath at the bottom of a swimming pool with 2 breeze blocks chained to you. Take a toaster for good measure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 14 hours ago, cooze said: FFS, you'd think their pupils would be used to encountering venomous insects, after all, most of them are fuckin' foreigners! Reported for racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 47 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Reported for racism. Jewdas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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