Last Cunt Standing Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/oct/02/manchester-student-union-to-replace-clapping-with-jazz-hands In yet another sign that Western civilisation is roaring towards the abyss, the bunch of wet farts than run Manchester Student Union have decided to ban clapping. Ostensibly this is for “inclusion” for the Mutton Jeffers, and so the more autistic members of the soap dodging freeloaders don’t feel anxious or tearful during debates on how the Patriarchy is responsible for global warming. I realise such a story is almost designed to provoke anyone over 30 into a fit of Richard Littlejohn apoplexy and chuck your shoes at the TV, but sweet Jesus (sorry Punky, I’ll flagellate furiously later) this is fucking ridiculous. Jazz Hands? Do I look like a fucking mime? Fuck the fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/oct/02/manchester-student-union-to-replace-clapping-with-jazz-hands In yet another sign that Western civilisation is roaring towards the abyss, the bunch of wet farts than run Manchester Student Union have decided to ban clapping. Ostensibly this is for “inclusion” for the Mutton Jeffers, and so the more autistic members of the soap dodging freeloaders don’t feel anxious or tearful during debates on how the Patriarchy is responsible for global warming. I realise such a story is almost designed to provoke anyone over 30 into a fit of Richard Littlejohn apoplexy and chuck your shoes at the TV, but sweet Jesus (sorry Punky, I’ll flagellate furiously later) this is fucking ridiculous. Jazz Hands? Do I look like a fucking mime? Fuck the fuck off. Give it a couple of years of Sharia law and nobody north of Manchester will be able to clap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 Didn't even raise an eyebrow reading that. Saw the word Manchester and my expectations were already so low, that Warwick Davis could fuck them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 52 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/oct/02/manchester-student-union-to-replace-clapping-with-jazz-hands In yet another sign that Western civilisation is roaring towards the abyss, the bunch of wet farts than run Manchester Student Union have decided to ban clapping. Ostensibly this is for “inclusion” for the Mutton Jeffers, and so the more autistic members of the soap dodging freeloaders don’t feel anxious or tearful during debates on how the Patriarchy is responsible for global warming. I realise such a story is almost designed to provoke anyone over 30 into a fit of Richard Littlejohn apoplexy and chuck your shoes at the TV, but sweet Jesus (sorry Punky, I’ll flagellate furiously later) this is fucking ridiculous. Jazz Hands? Do I look like a fucking mime? Fuck the fuck off. Jazz hands? What if a blind person has made a statement that they all like? The poor bastard will think everyone disagrees with him and he'll get depressed. They didn't fucking think about this did they, the fucking thick twats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 Clapping may cause anxiety? What the fuck is wrong with these millennial fagtards. Let's ban people from laughing at comedy then, after all, some people may get anxious at the sound of laughter and have to retreat to a safe space of whale song, granola and a team of multi-ethnic trauma counsellors armed with Cherokee dream catchers and tambourines. I want all these queer cunts dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 Anyone ever had "the clap"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Anyone ever had "the clap"? I had Osgood Schlatters disease from playing too much rugby as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Clapping may cause anxiety? What the fuck is wrong with these millennial fagtards. Let's ban people from laughing at comedy then, after all, some people may get anxious at the sound of laughter and have to retreat to a safe space of whale song, granola and a team of multi-ethnic trauma counsellors armed with Cherokee dream catchers and tambourines. I want all these queer cunts dead. 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had Osgood Schlatters disease from playing too much rugby as a kid. Weakness of the knees - a.k.a.faggots syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Clapping may cause anxiety? What the fuck is wrong with these millennial fagtards. Let's ban people from laughing at comedy then, after all, some people may get anxious at the sound of laughter and have to retreat to a safe space of whale song, granola and a team of multi-ethnic trauma counsellors armed with Cherokee dream catchers and tambourines. I want all these queer cunts dead. Crucify the cunts - now show us your jazz hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Queefer said: Crucify the cunts - now show us your jazz hands I know someone who was once in the Crewe Saders Cycling Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, Queefer said: Weakness of the knees - a.k.a.faggots syndrome 41 minutes ago, Queefer said: Crucify the cunts - now show us your jazz hands Virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Clapping may cause anxiety? What the fuck is wrong with these millennial fagtards. Let's ban people from laughing at comedy then, after all, some people may get anxious at the sound of laughter and have to retreat to a safe space of whale song, granola and a team of multi-ethnic trauma counsellors armed with Cherokee dream catchers and tambourines. I want all these queer cunts dead. Many of the female students at Manchester University will be on the game whilst the male students will be getting bummed on Canal st.Clap is the least of their worries.....many will contract AIDS. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 This is the work of Sara Khan the SU “ liberation and access officer..” She’s the bitch who had a Kipling poem removed from the walls of Manchester University because it promoted racism and imperialism. This goggled eyed lezza has a career in the Labour Party lined up and loves the attention and limelight . Let’s hope her peaceful friends don’t take exception to her expressing an opinion and cut her throat in the middle of the night. What an ironic tragedy that would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 50 minutes ago, judgetwi said: This is the work of Sara Khan the SU “ liberation and access officer..” She’s the bitch who had a Kipling poem removed from the walls of Manchester University because it promoted racism and imperialism. This goggled eyed lezza has a career in the Labour Party lined up and loves the attention and limelight . Let’s hope her peaceful friends don’t take exception to her expressing an opinion and cut her throat in the middle of the night. What an ironic tragedy that would be. Her throat being cut would indeed be a tragedy. But one I think most of us could, eventually come to terms with. I'm sure it's what Chas, out of Chas and Dave would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 The Happy Mondays had practically zero impact in terms of album sales, and certainly fuck all outside Britain. So why are they serving themselves up as movers and shakers now? Fuck off you manc nothings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: This is the work of Sara Khan the SU “ liberation and access officer..” She’s the bitch who had a Kipling poem removed from the walls of Manchester University because it promoted racism and imperialism. This goggled eyed lezza has a career in the Labour Party lined up and loves the attention and limelight . Let’s hope her peaceful friends don’t take exception to her expressing an opinion and cut her throat in the middle of the night. What an ironic tragedy that would be. Good old jewdy! What do you think about all this mixed sex marriage shit going round eh? Fuckin degenerate weirdoes should be gassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: The Happy Mondays had practically zero impact in terms of album sales, and certainly fuck all outside Britain. So why are they serving themselves up as movers and shakers now? Fuck off you manc nothings. That fucking jelly brained cunt Shaun Ryder now has himself pegged as a UFO expert. Because he claims to have seen one, namely, strange lights in the sky. He would have been about 20 at the time, so, spent all day eating speed, Valium and LSD, snorting coke, smoking weed and drinking vodka, he sees lights in the sky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 39 minutes ago, ratcum said: Good old jewdy! What do you think about all this mixed sex marriage shit going round eh? Fuckin degenerate weirdoes should be gassed I’m sure you can remember when all marriages were “mixed sex” Herr Oberst. I think you are referring to “same sex” marriages but, with the onset of dementia , you are confused yet again. May I recommend a lot of rest and a nice cup of cocoa before you retire for the night? Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’m sure you can remember when all marriages were “mixed sex” Herr Oberst. I think you are referring to “same sex” marriages but, with the onset of dementia , you are confused yet again. May I recommend a lot of rest and a nice cup of cocoa before you retire for the night? Twat. I think that Rater's has Jewped you Bludge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That fucking jelly brained cunt Shaun Ryder now has himself pegged as a UFO expert. Because he claims to have seen one, namely, strange lights in the sky. He would have been about 20 at the time, so, spent all day eating speed, Valium and LSD, snorting coke, smoking weed and drinking vodka, he sees lights in the sky... What are your thoughts on jelly beans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I think that Rater's has Jewped you Bludge. Since when did you start thinking, cauliflower brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Since when did you start thinking, cauliflower brain? Jewse Judge why are you so angry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 I've just had a particularly explosive wank and now I have jizz hands.Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That fucking jelly brained cunt Shaun Ryder now has himself pegged as a UFO expert. Because he claims to have seen one, namely, strange lights in the sky. He would have been about 20 at the time, so, spent all day eating speed, Valium and LSD, snorting coke, smoking weed and drinking vodka, he sees lights in the sky... fuckery indeed Authoritah. He looked like the squat thug who delivered our coal, rather than a member of a rock band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuckery indeed Authoritah. He looked like the squat thug who delivered our coal, rather than a member of a rock band. And the one who didn't play an instrument, didn't sing, and just did a little dance like a gibbon with motor neurone disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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