Stubby Pecker Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 The BBC in their wisdom, have decided to spend the tax payers money on quality programming aimed mostly at lesbos, curry wallahs and poofs. In light of this it's been decreed they won't be sending a team to cover the upcoming cricket in Sri Lanka and an historic tour to the West Indies, on the radio. Step forward talkSPORT to take up the mantle. What these cuntbreeds will no doubt fail to appreciate is that the average type who tunes in for the test match won't be of the same demographic as the fuckwit footy fans who feel compelled to spunk their rat kids dinner money on a bet for some cuntish poofball team full a tattooed foreign jonnys. I look forward to an ad-break every over with "one trick pony actor cunt" Ray faaakin' Wintson or similar shitecunt urging me to waste my money on said poofery Fuck right off out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 I take it that you are not impressed with the Beeb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The BBC in their wisdom, have decided to spend the tax payers money on quality programming aimed mostly at lesbos, curry wallahs and poofs. In light of this it's been decreed they won't be sending a team to cover the upcoming cricket in Sri Lanka and an historic tour to the West Indies, on the radio. Step forward talkSPORT to take up the mantle. What these cuntbreeds will no doubt fail to appreciate is that the average type who tunes in for the test match won't be of the same demographic as the fuckwit footy fans who feel compelled to spunk their rat kids dinner money on a bet for some cuntish poofball team full a tattooed foreign jonnys. I look forward to an ad-break every over with "one trick pony actor cunt" Ray faaakin' Wintson or similar shitecunt urging me to waste my money on said poofery Fuck right off out of it. Stubby. I think the world of you and appreciate your sometimes savage and incisive brand of humour. But I haven't got a fucking clue what the fuck this is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby. I think the world of you and appreciate your sometimes savage and incisive brand of humour. But I haven't got a fucking clue what the fuck this is about. He see's cricket fans as being posher than Footie irons basically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby. I think the world of you and appreciate your sometimes savage and incisive brand of humour. But I haven't got a fucking clue what the fuck this is about. Cricket not on BBC radio this winter. Now on TalkSport with fuckwit presenters and millions of fucking ads for betting companies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Cricket: it's a game played by cunts, and watched by cunts. it's also, evidently, a game listened to by cunts. or at least it was. Fuck off. PS - fuck off Hic!tor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Cricket: it's a game played by cunts, and watched by cunts. it's also, evidently, a game listened to by cunts. or at least it was. Fuck off. PS - fuck off Hic!tor. Oh yeah, Hic!tor... your parallel universe stalker, to my Albert. They both seem to turn up periodically and launch a futile fucking attack, which, lets face it, isn't going to end well for either of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The BBC in their wisdom, have decided to spend the tax payers money on quality programming aimed mostly at lesbos, curry wallahs and poofs. In light of this it's been decreed they won't be sending a team to cover the upcoming cricket in Sri Lanka and an historic tour to the West Indies, on the radio. Step forward talkSPORT to take up the mantle. What these cuntbreeds will no doubt fail to appreciate is that the average type who tunes in for the test match won't be of the same demographic as the fuckwit footy fans who feel compelled to spunk their rat kids dinner money on a bet for some cuntish poofball team full a tattooed foreign jonnys. I look forward to an ad-break every over with "one trick pony actor cunt" Ray faaakin' Wintson or similar shitecunt urging me to waste my money on said poofery Fuck right off out of it. Fuck knows what your problem is. Every cunt knows that the BBC can’t afford to cover proper sport while they’re funding umpteen radio stations that no wanker ever listens to and propping up the EU propaganda machine. The good news is that there is a wimminz World Cup ((football) in France next year. Somehow, I have the feeling that the Blairite Broadcasting Corporation is going to be all over it like a bad shirt. How can these taxpayer funded libtards resist such a box ticking opportunity? Come on England! 🏴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The BBC in their wisdom, have decided to spend the tax payers money on quality programming aimed mostly at lesbos, curry wallahs and poofs. In light of this it's been decreed they won't be sending a team to cover the upcoming cricket in Sri Lanka and an historic tour to the West Indies, on the radio. Step forward talkSPORT to take up the mantle. What these cuntbreeds will no doubt fail to appreciate is that the average type who tunes in for the test match won't be of the same demographic as the fuckwit footy fans who feel compelled to spunk their rat kids dinner money on a bet for some cuntish poofball team full a tattooed foreign jonnys. I look forward to an ad-break every over with "one trick pony actor cunt" Ray faaakin' Wintson or similar shitecunt urging me to waste my money on said poofery Fuck right off out of it. And by the way this nom is going, it looks like the membership has. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Is that gobshite and Barbapapa-lookalike Alan Brazil still stealing a living from these cunts? Him and David Baddiel. Living proof that half an inch of talent / half-a-mile of chutzpah and you can be parked up for life on easy street next to a machine that shits gold coins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Is that gobshite and Barbapapa-lookalike Alan Brazil still stealing a living from these cunts? It's not his fault he's fat, he was molested as a boy. Big Jock Knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's not his fault he's fat, he was molested as a boy. Big Jock Knew. The cunt on the right looks like he's ate Brazil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 On 9/22/2018 at 9:11 PM, Stubby Pecker said: The BBC in their wisdom, have decided to spend the tax payers money on quality programming aimed mostly at lesbos, curry wallahs and poofs. In light of this it's been decreed they won't be sending a team to cover the upcoming cricket in Sri Lanka and an historic tour to the West Indies, on the radio. Step forward talkSPORT to take up the mantle. What these cuntbreeds will no doubt fail to appreciate is that the average type who tunes in for the test match won't be of the same demographic as the fuckwit footy fans who feel compelled to spunk their rat kids dinner money on a bet for some cuntish poofball team full a tattooed foreign jonnys. I look forward to an ad-break every over with "one trick pony actor cunt" Ray faaakin' Wintson or similar shitecunt urging me to waste my money on said poofery Fuck right off out of it. Cricket, like all other sports, is full of cheats and braggards. The BBC however, go one step further as they are kiddy-fiddlers and robbers. I couldn't give a fuck what they show as most of it is bollocks and more and more Muslips and the likes are infecting our tv's with their crap too. They should bring back the 'test-card' which was just about the only fucking thing worth a licence fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The cunt on the right looks like he's ate Brazil. It's Bubba, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The cunt on the right looks like he's ate Brazil. The one on the left is apparently some ex arsenal player, but he looks suspiciously like Wayne Mardle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Cricket, like all other sports, is full of cheats and braggards. The BBC however, go one step further as they are kiddy-fiddlers and robbers. I couldn't give a fuck what they show as most of it is bollocks and more and more Muslips and the likes are infecting our tv's with their crap too. They should bring back the 'test-card' which was just about the only fucking thing worth a licence fee. I was always rooting for the clown to win that game of noughts and crosses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was always rooting for the clown to win that game of noughts and crosses. Chess, was always quite thrilling too, as was Dwarf Throwing. Edited September 24, 2018 by 'eavensabove Bombs-Away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: They should bring back the 'test-card' which was just about the only fucking thing worth a licence fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: It has the makings of a decent board-game. Have you approached Dragons Den? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It has the makings of a decent board-game. Have you approached Dragons Den? Not yet 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It's Bubba, surely? He's eaten bubba? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 On 9/22/2018 at 9:11 PM, Stubby Pecker said: The BBC in their wisdom, have decided to spend the tax payers money on quality programming aimed mostly at lesbos, curry wallahs and poofs. In light of this it's been decreed they won't be sending a team to cover the upcoming cricket in Sri Lanka and an historic tour to the West Indies, on the radio. Step forward talkSPORT to take up the mantle. What these cuntbreeds will no doubt fail to appreciate is that the average type who tunes in for the test match won't be of the same demographic as the fuckwit footy fans who feel compelled to spunk their rat kids dinner money on a bet for some cuntish poofball team full a tattooed foreign jonnys. I look forward to an ad-break every over with "one trick pony actor cunt" Ray faaakin' Wintson or similar shitecunt urging me to waste my money on said poofery Fuck right off out of it. I'm automatically suspicious of any male who doesn't like football. My doubts are then tripled when I learn that they are also huge cricket fans. Stubby, if this is you coming out then I can hardly claim to be surprised. You do have a ponytail after all. All that being said, I have absolutely no doubt what your answer to the following question will be: Do you want to suck my dick, Stubby Pecker? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Chess, was always quite thrilling too, as was Dwarf Throwing. Are we still allowed to call the little cunts midgets, or has the PC brigade turned up and taken that one away as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are we still allowed to call the little cunts midgets, or has the PC brigade turned up and taken that one away as well? To the best of my knowledge, you can call the little borrowers anything you like. It all goes over their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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