Last Cunt Standing Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Rabbit, Rabbit. No longer givin it that. Dead Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 I bet Dave will have his sideboard on eBay by Monday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 I don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Well he reached the age of 74 so, "mustn't grumble". Fucking Rockney cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 I always said that the cunt should give it rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't care. You will when our Gypps pitches up with 'London Girls', pie and mash, apple and pears, blah de cockney blah... Stupid pikey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: You will when our Gypps pitches up with 'London Girls', pie and mash, apple and pears, blah de cockney blah... Stupid pikey cunt. I'm from Guildford Why don't you give it a rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm from Guildford Why don't you give it a rest Were you killed in that pub bombing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I'm from Guildford Why don't you give it a rest I fear this thread is gonna be full of their lines. Gertcha ya caaaant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Were you killed in that pub bombing? I was a kid at the time. I was in the corner of a pub in Birmingham with a lemonade and a packet of cheese and onion crisps when that went off. The Mulberry Bush I think. Or was it The Tavern in the Town? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 It has now been over seven hours since the death of Charles Chas Out Of Chas And Dave Hodges was announced and the world still hasn't heard from Tony fucking Meo. The selfish, stumpy, bald, Maltese looking cunt. Will Dave out of Chas and Dave continue playing as Chas and Dave without Chas out of Chas and Dave? He'd look like a bit of a cunt stood alone on stage with just a bass guitar, but we live in a world where 80 thousand cunts will go and watch Ed fucking Sheeran without a single sniper amongst them, so who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: It has now been over seven hours since the death of Charles Chas Out Of Chas And Dave Hodges was announced and the world still hasn't heard from Tony fucking Meo. The selfish, stumpy, bald, Maltese looking cunt. Will Dave out of Chas and Dave continue playing as Chas and Dave without Chas out of Chas and Dave? He'd look like a bit of a cunt stood alone on stage with just a bass guitar, but we live in a world where 80 thousand cunts will go and watch Ed fucking Sheeran without a single sniper amongst them, so who knows? Bernie Winters did ok when he went solo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 'And Dave' is a shit name for a band,I fear his career may be over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Bernie Winters did ok when he went solo Oi, what about Schnorbitz, you disrespectful cunt? How quickly we forget. Perhaps Dave From Chaz And Dave could get himself an immobile drooler as a new partner. What's Michael Schumacher up to these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Oi, what about Schnorbitz, you disrespectful cunt? How quickly we forget. Perhaps Dave From Chaz And Dave could get himself an immobile drooler as a new partner. What's Michael Schumacher up to these days? Olly will you shut the fuck up! Boring fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was a kid at the time. I was in the corner of a pub in Birmingham with a lemonade and a packet of cheese and onion crisps when that went off. The Mulberry Bush I think. Or was it The Tavern in the Town? It was simply known as 'The Mulberry' before you set foot in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Oi, what about Schnorbitz, you disrespectful cunt? How quickly we forget. Perhaps Dave From Chaz And Dave could get himself an immobile drooler as a new partner. What's Michael Schumacher up to these days? I'm fairly certain that Dave out of Chas & Dave will continue performing as 'Dave out of Chas & Dave'. It's what Chas, out of Chas & Dave would have wanted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm fairly certain that Dave out of Chas & Dave will continue performing as 'Dave out of Chas & Dave'. It's what Chas, out of Chas & Dave would have wanted. MC will be stepping in to save the day. Expect to see 'Chav & Dave' headlining this Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 37 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It was simply known as 'The Mulberry' before you set foot in it. I would have been 10 years old. So no, you fucking hammer head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I would have been 10 years old. So no, you fucking hammer head. Virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I would have been 10 years old. So no, you fucking hammer head. Haddock, if you please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm fairly certain that Dave out of Chas & Dave will continue performing as 'Dave out of Chas & Dave'. It's what Chas, out of Chas & Dave would have wanted. Personally I'm waiting for Paul McCartney to die and for Ringo to go out on tour as The Beatles. Two hours of Ringo honking out Octopus's Garden, Act Naturally and With A Little Help From My Fucking Friends at a hundred quid a ticket should pay for his own funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Were you killed in that pub bombing? Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 27 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Personally I'm waiting for Paul McCartney to die and for Ringo to go out on tour as The Beatles. Two hours of Ringo honking out Octopus's Garden, Act Naturally and With A Little Help From My Fucking Friends at a hundred quid a ticket should pay for his own funeral. I'm still waiting for Ringo to get the recognition he deserves: utterly talentless but copped off with the best bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm fairly certain that Dave out of Chas & Dave will continue performing as 'Dave out of Chas & Dave'. It's what Chas, out of Chas & Dave would have wanted. Will appear in Celebrity Big Brother. It's about all that naff ones are fit for once their better other halves have snuffed it. Edited September 22, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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