Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, Frank said: I haven’t masturbated for weeks, Ape.. lost my way a bit. Every porn site I look at these days seems to lead to a great gaping bumhole after the second click. That shower hose and head business. Any mileage in that? I'm concerned about you, Frank. You sound rather down. You aren't having thoughts of self harm, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 You should all stop bullying Frank, he's a true genitalman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You should all stop bullying Frank, he's a true genitalman. I don’t want a bottle, and a glass is not enough. A carafe is perfect. However, asking for a carafe in the UK raises eyebrows, ED. When pronounced in its correct form.. caraaafæé, sommolliers immediately assume I’m a gay man. Why is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t want a bottle, and a glass is not enough. A carafe is perfect. However, asking for a carafe in the UK raises eyebrows, ED. When pronounced in its correct form.. caraaafæé, sommolliers immediately think I’m a gay man. Why is that? You're just too sophisticated for them Frank, fuck them they'll never understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t want a bottle, and a glass is not enough. A carafe is perfect. However, asking for a carafe in the UK raises eyebrows, ED. When pronounced in its correct form.. caraaafæé, sommolliers immediately assume I’m a gay man. Why is that? Faggoty attire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Faggoty attire. I suppose so. That combined with a shaved head can make the small-minded very uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t want a bottle, and a glass is not enough. A carafe is perfect. However, asking for a carafe in the UK raises eyebrows, ED. When pronounced in its correct form.. caraaafæé, sommolliers immediately assume I’m a gay man. Why is that? It's the crusty semen in your beard, Frank. Use shampoo! Filthy cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: It's the crusty semen in your beard, Frank. Use shampoo! Filthy cunt! You really are fucking awful wiz. This place is not for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: I suppose so. That combined with a shaved head can make the small-minded very uncomfortable. Any recommendations as to something to read? I've just finished 'Harlequin' by Bernard Cornwell and I've had enough of swords, castles and mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: You really are fucking awful wiz. This place is not for you. We all have to be something, Frankie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any recommendations as to something to read? I've just finished 'Harlequin' by Bernard Cornwell and I've had enough of swords, castles and mud. Beau Brummel by Ian Kelly. Tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any recommendations as to something to read? I've just finished 'Harlequin' by Bernard Cornwell and I've had enough of swords, castles and mud. Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: We all have to be something, Frankie. I like you wiz, but it’s only fair to say, that without fail, you always miss the mark. You complain endlessly about poor Pen’s shortcomings, when in fact your posts are no better. The Lady is harmless yet I find her quite charming. You’re just a fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any recommendations as to something to read? I've just finished 'Harlequin' by Bernard Cornwell and I've had enough of swords, castles and mud. Have you read David Niven’s Kill Your Friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Have you read David Niven’s Kill Your Friends? Be Frank with me JC Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Have you read David Niven’s Kill Your Friends? John Niven, no. Not my thing really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 41 minutes ago, Frank said: I like you wiz, but it’s only fair to say, that without fail, you always miss the mark. You complain endlessly about poor Pen’s shortcomings, when in fact your posts are no better. The Lady is harmless yet I find her quite charming. You’re just a fucking idiot. "Poor Pen?" Speaking of missing the mark, that one is despised by one and all, how do you not see that? Frank, I'm your only remaining supporter here on these hallowed pages. I've been here long enough to remember when you were actually relevant. I alone provide you your opportunity to relive your glory days, proof as if it were needed is who liked your post...the Corners biggest no life and wife abuser. You are an ungrateful cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: "Poor Pen?" Speaking of missing the mark, that one is despised by one and all, how do you not see that? Frank, I'm your only remaining supporter here on these hallowed pages. I've been here long enough to remember when you were actually relevant. I alone provide you your opportunity to relive your glory days, proof as if it were needed is who liked your post...the Corners biggest no life and wife abuser. You are an ungrateful cunt. Look.. I’m being absolutely honest with you, wiz. Just forget for a moment about my shit and your like to post ratio. Who and where the fuck is your audience? Mike? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Look.. I’m being absolutely honest with you, wiz. Just forget for a moment about my shit and your like to post ratio. Who and where the fuck is your audience? Mike? Unlike you, I don't live for an audience. I'm not the one beating the drum about who lives on the leaderboard. DO you even remember the time this place had no leaderboard? It was cunting... honest cunting. You were great then, because you didn't have to depend on likes to justify your existence. Forget the fucking leaderboard, Frank. If you ever want to reclaim your greatness, it's the only chance you have,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 6 hours ago, Decimus said: I can't take umbrage with this. I don't care who the fuck kicked the absolute living shit out of the cunt, as soon as he put on that uniform he became fair game as far as I'm concerned. In the rankings of human detritus, traffic wardens are second only to nonces and those despicable fucking cunts from Environmental services who lurk around near ashtrays waiting to fine some cunt who drops his dog end. Well said. I wish they had cut his cunt head off. The prick can’t moan - it’s like stupid army cunts who complain when they get their legs blown off - in Afghanistan of all places ! Top tip: do something else. Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: John Niven, no. Not my thing really. I don’t know much, eric, but you can have this. Paname! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Well said. I wish they had cut his cunt head off. The prick can’t moan - it’s like stupid army cunts who complain when they get their legs blown off - in Afghanistan of all places ! Top tip: do something else. Idiots. Those 'leg off' cunts infuriate me too. The cunts are queuing to run across mine fields because they know full well that as soon as the leg's off, they have a lucrative career at the spazalympics waiting for them. Can't be as bad as a paper cut on the tongue anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Unlike you, I don't live for an audience. I'm not the one beating the drum about who lives on the leaderboard. DO you even remember the time this place had no leaderboard? It was cunting... honest cunting. You were great then, because you didn't have to depend on likes to justify your existence. Forget the fucking leaderboard, Frank. If you ever want to reclaim your greatness, it's the only chance you have,. This is silly. Let’s just leave it for the moment. Speak tomorrow x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Frank said: I don’t want a bottle, and a glass is not enough. A carafe is perfect. However, asking for a carafe in the UK raises eyebrows, ED. When pronounced in its correct form.. caraaafæé, sommolliers immediately assume I’m a gay man. Why is that? The gay bit I can understand but what makes them think a cock less weasel like yourself is a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The gay bit I can understand but what makes them think a cock less weasel like yourself is a man? Cooooooeeeeeeeee ! Hiyaaaaa! bent cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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