Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oh ho ho, great comeback that. Brainless whelk cunt. Poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: No, it is never ever funny. Reminds me of that fucking sheep cunt. A lot. . Quince I’m going to Plymouth for 10 days on Thursday. Can you recommend a book? I’ve just finished the Killing Eve box set. I like that actress, a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Quince I’m going to Plymouth for 10 days on Thursday. Can you recommend a book? I’ve just finished the Killing Eve box set. I like that actress, a lot. Frank; I've just been reminded of you whilst flicking through the channels. A war documentary showing the emaciated survivors of Belsen, footage of slap-headed Duncan Goodhew at the Olympics and the scene in Goodfellas where the wigged Morrie gets stabbed through the neck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Frank; I've just been reminded of you whilst flicking through the channels. A war documentary showing the emaciated survivors of Belsen, footage of slap-headed Duncan Goodhew at the Olympics and the scene in Goodfellas where the wigged Morty gets stabbed through the neck. You may recall that I recently said that I don’t read your posts. That’s not entirely true. On occasion, and unlike widardsleeve, you sometimes make me laugh. If I was in your shoes, I’d wank off to that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 8 hours ago, Queefer said: Extensive research herein leads me to the conclusion that you are an angry little man on here to fulfil otherwise unsatisfied voids in your "life" . Some of us remember the good old days 3 years before you joined when this place was used to nominate cunts rather than have a hissy. I was cardinal sin on cunts corner on holy moly so I have been here a very long time, your research is shit. Your empty and very non productive life leaves you with time to extensively research me, fuck! What a useless little poof you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oh ho ho, great comeback that. Brainless whelk cunt. Just like most of your shit output since your unwanted return. You are done here, don't know why i even bothered petitioning for your release. You are like an unwelcome disabled sibling at a wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 8 hours ago, Frank said: Quince I’m going to Plymouth for 10 days on Thursday. Can you recommend a book? I’ve just finished the Killing Eve box set. I like that actress, a lot. The Evening Land, J Crowley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Duke Noakes of Shoreham said: Just like most of your shit output since your unwanted return. You are done here, don't know why i even bothered petitioning for your release. You are like an unwelcome disabled sibling at a wedding. Look here, I was being censored initially, there was great stuff wiped off the record , great stuff. “Rape!!” was excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 13 hours ago, Duke Noakes of Shoreham said: 9 likes to 64 posts. Average of 1 like to 7.1 posts. Quite shit really. Me 1 like to 3.2 posts and not spectacular for here. Up your game or fuck off. OTOH you made 11 likes in your first 64 posts, not too dissimilar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Duke Noakes of Shoreham said: I was cardinal sin on cunts corner on holy moly so I have been here a very long time, your research is shit. Your empty and very non productive life leaves you with time to extensively research me, fuck! What a useless little poof you are. I suppose it’s nice to see you pop up from time to time, but you’ve never really been much cop, Alf. Part of the furniture.. the brown stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 hours ago, Duke Noakes of Shoreham said: Just like most of your shit output since your unwanted return. You are done here, don't know why i even bothered petitioning for your release. You are like an unwelcome disabled sibling at a wedding. I’m afraid your aristocratic name doesn’t cut the mustard and not just your ridiculous self-elevation to a Dukedom is the issue. You have lamentably styled yourself in completely the wrong way.If you are a Duke you have a place name as your surname not your own surname you fucking peasant. On meeting a Duke for the first time the correct form of address is “Your Grace”.You will be completely unfamiliar with this as you have never mixed with the aristocracy and you never will. So for example the correct style of address for the late Duke of Westminster was “Gerald Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster”. I shot several times with the late Duke and he would have had you processed into pet-food for his beagles you silly wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dad? Edna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 14 hours ago, Frank said: You may recall that I recently said that I don’t read your posts. That’s not entirely true. On occasion, and unlike widardsleeve, you sometimes make me laugh. If I was in your shoes, I’d wank off to that. Noted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 hours ago, Frank said: I suppose it’s nice to see you pop up from time to time, but you’ve never really been much cop, Alf. Part of the furniture.. the brown stuff. I am going to go all out to make friends with Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I’m afraid your aristocratic name doesn’t cut the mustard and not just your ridiculous self-elevation to a Dukedom is the issue. You have lamentably styled yourself in completely the wrong way.If you are a Duke you have a place name as your surname not your own surname you fucking peasant. On meeting a Duke for the first time the correct form of address is “Your Grace”.You will be completely unfamiliar with this as you have never mixed with the aristocracy and you never will. So for example the correct style of address for the late Duke of Westminster was “Gerald Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster”. I shot several times with the late Duke and he would have had you processed into pet-food for his beagles you silly wanker. How does one address Duke Ellington, Count Basie, John "The Duke" Wayne or indeed the Dukes of Hazzard, squire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: How does one address Duke Ellington, Count Basie, John "The Duke" Wayne or indeed the Dukes of Hazzard, squire? "Goodnight, Jim-Bob" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I’m afraid your aristocratic name doesn’t cut the mustard and not just your ridiculous self-elevation to a Dukedom is the issue. You have lamentably styled yourself in completely the wrong way.If you are a Duke you have a place name as your surname not your own surname you fucking peasant. On meeting a Duke for the first time the correct form of address is “Your Grace”.You will be completely unfamiliar with this as you have never mixed with the aristocracy and you never will. So for example the correct style of address for the late Duke of Westminster was “Gerald Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster”. I shot several times with the late Duke and he would have had you processed into pet-food for his beagles you silly wanker. I'm sure you'll love this band. One of them is called Lord Bendover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I’m afraid your aristocratic name doesn’t cut the mustard and not just your ridiculous self-elevation to a Dukedom is the issue. You have lamentably styled yourself in completely the wrong way.If you are a Duke you have a place name as your surname not your own surname you fucking peasant. On meeting a Duke for the first time the correct form of address is “Your Grace”.You will be completely unfamiliar with this as you have never mixed with the aristocracy and you never will. So for example the correct style of address for the late Duke of Westminster was “Gerald Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster”. I shot several times with the late Duke and he would have had you processed into pet-food for his beagles you silly wanker. Would you like to buy an equestrian estate on the West Sussex downs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure you'll love this band. One of them is called Lord Bendover. Are you sure it's not all of them? They're no Anal Cunt, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 54 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Would you like to buy an equestrian estate on the West Sussex downs? That really would interfere with with my golf.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I shot several times with the late Duke Probably over a rent boy's buttocks. lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably over a rent boy's buttocks. lol fuck off There's no 'probably' about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 21 hours ago, Frank said: Quince I’m going to Plymouth for 10 days on Thursday. Derriford Hospital? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 12 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Derriford Hospital? HMNB Devonport more like, the sausage obsessed cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 23 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I’m afraid your aristocratic name doesn’t cut the mustard and not just your ridiculous self-elevation to a Dukedom is the issue. You have lamentably styled yourself in completely the wrong way.If you are a Duke you have a place name as your surname not your own surname you fucking peasant. On meeting a Duke for the first time the correct form of address is “Your Grace”.You will be completely unfamiliar with this as you have never mixed with the aristocracy and you never will. So for example the correct style of address for the late Duke of Westminster was “Gerald Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster”. I shot several times with the late Duke and he would have had you processed into pet-food for his beagles you silly wanker. Like "Gay lord" eh, spastic? You have no right to criticise queer boy. Such a long winded bullshit reply, anybody holding a birthright title and not earned should be lined up against the wall and shot. Fucking leeches. Can't handle the piss being taken silly little boy, there there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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