Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 This tortoise necked, fucking omnishambles of a scruffy, bug-eyed wretch, has carved out a regular living for 30 years, repeatedly trotting out the same three paragraphs of material pertaining to her long forgotten menstrual cycle and, more recently, the progressive deterioration of her stinking cervix and sagging flaps. Well, it's all been leading up to this pinnacle moment.. She's the face of the ad' campaign for Vagisan Cunt Ointment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This tortoise necked, fucking omnishambles of a scruffy, bug-eyed wretch, has carved out a regular living for 30 years, repeatedly trotting out the same three paragraphs of material pertaining to her long forgotten menstrual cycle and, more recently, the progressive deterioration of her stinking cervix and sagging flaps. Well, it's all been leading up to this pinnacle moment.. She's the face of the ad' campaign for Vagisan Cunt Ointment. She can't live much longer, can she? Surely? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, scotty said: She can't live much longer, can she? Surely? 🤔 It's difficult to say. And don't call me Shirley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 Can I just point out in the wake of several recent threads about how shite our female comedians are, (and for the most part I'm in full agreement,) that there are exceptions. Sarah Pascoe for example, she's very funny indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 Once saw her yelling at a pensioners aqua aerobics class at the local health club's swimming pool because the music was too loud. Fucking lovely woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 I don’t think they call it “cunt ointment “ but I can’t think of a more appropriate person to endorse it than some old witch who has made a living out of talking about her minge for thirty fucking years. Dirty slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 I thought this scrotum looking whore dried up like her minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This tortoise necked, fucking omnishambles of a scruffy, bug-eyed wretch, has carved out a regular living for 30 years, repeatedly trotting out the same three paragraphs of material pertaining to her long forgotten menstrual cycle and, more recently, the progressive deterioration of her stinking cervix and sagging flaps. Well, it's all been leading up to this pinnacle moment.. She's the face of the ad' campaign for Vagisan Cunt Ointment. Is it a face cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This tortoise necked, fucking omnishambles of a scruffy, bug-eyed wretch, has carved out a regular living for 30 years, repeatedly trotting out the same three paragraphs of material pertaining to her long forgotten menstrual cycle and, more recently, the progressive deterioration of her stinking cervix and sagging flaps. Well, it's all been leading up to this pinnacle moment.. She's the face of the ad' campaign for Vagisan Cunt Ointment. Can anybody quote a single funny line she has ever uttered. Deserves to be the cunt for a face cream . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Queefer said: Can anybody quote a single funny line she has ever uttered. Yes, there was that one where she claimed to be a comedienne. Satire at it's finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Lovely cakes though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This tortoise necked, fucking omnishambles of a scruffy, bug-eyed wretch, has carved out a regular living for 30 years, repeatedly trotting out the same three paragraphs of material pertaining to her long forgotten menstrual cycle and, more recently, the progressive deterioration of her stinking cervix and sagging flaps. Well, it's all been leading up to this pinnacle moment.. She's the face of the ad' campaign for Vagisan Cunt Ointment. Eric, if they sell 25 litre drums of it, can you send one to Roops. It should last her a week. I'll pay naturally. Tah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, if they sell 25 litre drums of it, can you send one to Roops. It should last her a week. I'll pay naturally. Tah. Have you ever been to Jordan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Once saw her yelling at a pensioners aqua aerobics class at the local health club's swimming pool because the music was too loud. Fucking lovely woman Ironically, one of her novels is entitled 'Camberwell Beauty'. Presumably she thought of the name before catching a glimpse of you in the swimming pool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 12 hours ago, scotty said: Sarah Pascoe for example, she's very funny indeed. Whilst I would gladly oblige with carnal relations, if she has done a routine yet which doesn't mention her veganism, or what a cunt any of her ex-boyfriends are, I'm yet to hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 what`s with the sudden fascination for these adverts?from women pissing themselves when they sneeze to dry minges ffs,always seem to appear while I`m eating to boot!the vagisil episode of south park was however hilarious & well worth a gander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, if they sell 25 litre drums of it, can you send one to Roops. It should last her a week. I'll pay naturally. Tah. You senile, French fart, still not worked out the common denominator why every female you meet suddenly goes dry on you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 23 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You senile, French fart, still not worked out the common denominator why every female you meet suddenly goes dry on you? Chemo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: You senile, French fart, still not worked out the common denominator why every female you meet suddenly goes dry on you? I bet there is no chance of you going dry. I can imagine that whenever you walk, there is a sound like a janitor's floor mop slopping around in a galvanised bucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: Ironically, one of her novels is entitled 'Camberwell Beauty'. Presumably she thought of the name before catching a glimpse of you in the swimming pool. Very good. You thought that one up all by yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Very good. You thought that one up all by yourself? I read his remark as a compliment to you. Are you a man hating lezzer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet there is no chance of you going dry. I can imagine that whenever you walk, there is a sound like a janitor's floor mop slopping around in a galvanised bucket Shit @Mrs Roops. This is getting too close to home - my cleaning job is already public knowledge on here and this baguette sucking twat is starting to unravel all the threads. Fix this or I'm taking you with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 15 hours ago, Roadkill said: Shit @Mrs Roops. This is getting too close to home - my cleaning job is already public knowledge on here and this baguette sucking twat is starting to unravel all the threads. Fix this or I'm taking you with me. He can't make up his mind, can he? One moment my cunt is drier than the Mojave, the next it resembles an overflowing smoothie cup. Sadly this is yet more evidence of dementia - I've lost count the number of times the French flouncer has begged for account deletion only for him to return five minutes later and be all over the site like a bad case of hives. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 31 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: He can't make up his mind, can he? One moment my cunt is drier than the Mojave, the next it resembles an overflowing smoothie cup. Sadly this is yet more evidence of dementia - I've lost count the number of times the French flouncer has begged for account deletion only for him to return five minutes later and be all over the site like a bad case of hives. Just delete the cunts account and be done with it. You're getting too soft in your twilight years Roops. If you're not careful you could be deleted yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Withers has a thin for old Jenny. His geese make the same face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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