Guest Ollyboro Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt. His typical day consists of: 1) 2.30am wake up 2) 2.45am prayer time 3) 3.15am breakfast 4) 3.40-5.15am workout 5) 5.30am post-workout meal 6) 6am shower 7) 7.30am golf 😎) 8.00am snack 9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 10) 10.30am snack 11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 12) 1pm lunch 13) 2pm meetings/work calls 14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 15) 3.30pm snack 16) 4pm workout #2 17) 5pm shower 18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 19) 7.30pm bedtime Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is. Edited September 13, 2018 by Ollyboro Smiley fucking faces. Bollocks, still there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt. His typical day consists of: 1) 2.30am wake up 2) 2.45am prayer time 3) 3.15am breakfast 4) 3.40-5.15am workout 5) 5.30am post-workout meal 6) 6am shower 7) 7.30am golf 😎 8am snack 9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 10) 10.30am snack 11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 12) 1pm lunch 13) 2pm meetings/work calls 14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 15) 3.30pm snack 16) 4pm workout #2 17) 5pm shower 18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 19) 7.30pm bedtime Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is. Cunt was (somehow) surpassed by Vanilla fucking Ice back in his music days and makes less than Adam Sandler as a comedy actor today. He's also shorter than both of them. This schedule reeks of self - confidence issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 Repeat bollocks posted six hours ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt. His typical day consists of: 1) 2.30am wake up 2) 2.45am prayer time 3) 3.15am breakfast 4) 3.40-5.15am workout 5) 5.30am post-workout meal 6) 6am shower 7) 7.30am golf 😎) 8.00am snack 9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 10) 10.30am snack 11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 12) 1pm lunch 13) 2pm meetings/work calls 14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 15) 3.30pm snack 16) 4pm workout #2 17) 5pm shower 18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 19) 7.30pm bedtime Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is. No swimming included in his regime. Which unfortunately decreases the likelihood of him being eaten by a 'Sharky Shark'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Repeat bollocks posted six hours ago Er, no. You nominated Mark Wahlberg, I nominated his life. Two very different things. Hitler was a cunt, but what a life. Adoration, a nice mountain retreat and a testicle to tickle. Yes, he was responsible for unbelievable cruelty, but he never had to eat a bagel. So fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt. His typical day consists of: 1) 2.30am wake up 2) 2.45am prayer time 3) 3.15am breakfast 4) 3.40-5.15am workout 5) 5.30am post-workout meal 6) 6am shower 7) 7.30am golf 😎) 8.00am snack 9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 10) 10.30am snack 11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 12) 1pm lunch 13) 2pm meetings/work calls 14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 15) 3.30pm snack 16) 4pm workout #2 17) 5pm shower 18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 19) 7.30pm bedtime Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is. Half an hour for golf ? No alcohol ? The poor chap has lost the plot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: The poor chap has lost the plot. You never had a plot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No swimming included in his regime. Which unfortunately decreases the likelihood of him being eaten by a 'Sharky Shark'. Fuck sake, Eric... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: I favour putting him to bed with Maggoty Johnson at Gawsworth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I favour putting him to bed with Maggoty Johnson at Gawsworth. Ibidan and Lagos ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt. His typical day consists of: 1) 2.30am wake up 2) 2.45am prayer time 3) 3.15am breakfast 4) 3.40-5.15am workout 5) 5.30am post-workout meal 6) 6am shower 7) 7.30am golf 😎) 8.00am snack 9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 10) 10.30am snack 11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 12) 1pm lunch 13) 2pm meetings/work calls 14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 15) 3.30pm snack 16) 4pm workout #2 17) 5pm shower 18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 19) 7.30pm bedtime Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is. What a stupid yank cunt. Who the fuck gets up at 2am, and then goes to bed at 7pm, when one doesn’t work on a cunting oil rig or otherwise have to. Big fucking baby eating 7 meals a day , and worse of all is the praying; anyone who prays is a fucking cock, and deserves to have their skull smashed in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 31 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What a stupid yank cunt. Who the fuck gets up at 2am, and then goes to bed at 7pm, when one doesn’t work on a cunting oil rig or otherwise have to. Big fucking baby eating 7 meals a day , and worse of all is the praying; anyone who prays is a fucking cock, and deserves to have their skull smashed in. But he does, doesn’t he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 34 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What a stupid yank cunt. Who the fuck gets up at 2am, and then goes to bed at 7pm, when one doesn’t work on a cunting oil rig or otherwise have to. Big fucking baby eating 7 meals a day , and worse of all is the praying; anyone who prays is a fucking cock, and deserves to have their skull smashed in. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Ollyboro said: This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt. His typical day consists of: 1) 2.30am wake up 2) 2.45am prayer time 3) 3.15am breakfast 4) 3.40-5.15am workout 5) 5.30am post-workout meal 6) 6am shower 7) 7.30am golf 😎) 8.00am snack 9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 10) 10.30am snack 11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 12) 1pm lunch 13) 2pm meetings/work calls 14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 15) 3.30pm snack 16) 4pm workout #2 17) 5pm shower 18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 19) 7.30pm bedtime Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is. Says between 9:30 and 10:30 he spends in the cryo chamber. You only need around 3 to 5 minutes in one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 Repeat. Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Half an hour for golf ? No alcohol ? The poor chap has lost the plot. Probably plays one hole the useless cuntbrain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Ollyboro said: This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt. His typical day consists of: 1) 2.30am wake up 2) 2.45am prayer time 3) 3.15am breakfast 4) 3.40-5.15am workout 5) 5.30am post-workout meal 6) 6am shower 7) 7.30am golf 😎) 8.00am snack 9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 10) 10.30am snack 11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 12) 1pm lunch 13) 2pm meetings/work calls 14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 15) 3.30pm snack 16) 4pm workout #2 17) 5pm shower 18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 19) 7.30pm bedtime Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is. What a massive fucking prick and for once I don’t mean you. I have cryogenic chamber recovery if I fall into the fridge after a shit load of ale the night before.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 16 hours ago, Fender777 said: Probably plays one hole the useless cuntbrain. I'd like to to see one hole put through his fucking head drive by style, can't stand the arrogant yank wannabe hard man cunt. I remember him on top gear taking the piss out of the British essentially, if i was Clarkson i'd have rammed his stupid fucking head through the steel studio set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 19 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What a stupid yank cunt. Who the fuck gets up at 2am, and then goes to bed at 7pm, when one doesn’t work on a cunting oil rig or otherwise have to. Big fucking baby eating 7 meals a day , and worse of all is the praying; anyone who prays is a fucking cock, and deserves to have their skull smashed in. For that one poignant sentiment, you get a like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/13/2018 at 10:56 PM, Frank said: Idiot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/13/2018 at 7:39 PM, Ollyboro said: This cunt has revealed how at the age of 47 he still manages to have the body of a freakishly stupid cunt. His typical day consists of: 1) 2.30am wake up 2) 2.45am prayer time 3) 3.15am breakfast 4) 3.40-5.15am workout 5) 5.30am post-workout meal 6) 6am shower 7) 7.30am golf 😎) 8.00am snack 9) 9.30am cryo chamber recovery 10) 10.30am snack 11) 11am family time/meetings/work calls 12) 1pm lunch 13) 2pm meetings/work calls 14) 3pm pick up kids @ school 15) 3.30pm snack 16) 4pm workout #2 17) 5pm shower 18) 5.30pm dinner/family time 19) 7.30pm bedtime Punkers does 1,2,3, 6(golden),7,12,14,17(brown),18 and 19. Which makes him just over 50% of the cunt Wahlberg is. He’s lying. It’s a publicity stunt. Don’t worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/13/2018 at 10:54 PM, Bubba C said: But he does, doesn’t he? I was actually watching that last night - it is fucking wank. It did to be honest remind me about the fact that they deserved that 9/11 , and I don’t mean the ass-fuckin’ Porsche , yeeeeee-haaaaaa ! YeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAA! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jehannum Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Wahlberg's daily schedule is already remarkably similar to my own except for the prayer, showers, and workouts. Oh, and golf. And I don't have children. But I can 100% vouch for cryo chamber recovery though. I always feel wonderfully recovered after my sessions. However, considering how successful this routine has been for the former world's highest paid 'actor', emulating yet more of his habits will doubtless bring rich rewards. I'll start with prayer: at 2:30am each day I'll pray that a short-sighted but talented quantum physicist, while testing his new weapon-grade laser, mistakes Wahlberg's forehead creases for the double slit experiment while streaming live on YouTube. Wahlberg's only facial expression (pained confusion) will finally be revealed as a prophecy of his fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Jehannum said: Wahlberg's daily schedule is already remarkably similar to my own except for the prayer, showers, and workouts. Oh, and golf. And I don't have children. But I can 100% vouch for cryo chamber recovery though. I always feel wonderfully recovered after my sessions. However, considering how successful this routine has been for the former world's highest paid 'actor', emulating yet more of his habits will doubtless bring rich rewards. I'll start with prayer: at 2:30am each day I'll pray that a short-sighted but talented quantum physicist, while testing his new weapon-grade laser, mistakes Wahlberg's forehead creases for the double slit experiment while streaming live on YouTube. Wahlberg's only facial expression (pained confusion) will finally be revealed as a prophecy of his fate. Jehannum= Islamic hell, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Jehannum said: Wahlberg's daily schedule is already remarkably similar to my own except for the prayer, showers, and workouts. Oh, and golf. And I don't have children. But I can 100% vouch for cryo chamber recovery though. I always feel wonderfully recovered after my sessions. However, considering how successful this routine has been for the former world's highest paid 'actor', emulating yet more of his habits will doubtless bring rich rewards. I'll start with prayer: at 2:30am each day I'll pray that a short-sighted but talented quantum physicist, while testing his new weapon-grade laser, mistakes Wahlberg's forehead creases for the double slit experiment while streaming live on YouTube. Wahlberg's only facial expression (pained confusion) will finally be revealed as a prophecy of his fate. Are you from Coercri? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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