Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: There was a brief time in my life that crisps tasted like deep fried potatoes drowned in salt. Good times. Was that when the blue bag of salt was inside the packet? They should do that with Roast Chicken crisps, the tight cunts. Edited September 14, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 20 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Ha! I fucking love beef & onion and roast chicken flavour crisps though. Are you sure they are halal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Was that when the blue bag of salt was inside the packet? I'm an oldie now, Eavens, don't ask too much of my feeble mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Queefer said: Are you sure they are halal ? He gets his flavoured crisps from his local pub. The Kosher Horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: He gets his flavoured crisps from his local pub. The Kosher Horses. Laarvly jubbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Brannigan's Roast Beef & Mustard are my go-to. But whenever I feel like removing every single water molecule from not just my body, but a whole two mile radius, I'll go for a pack of Salt and Vinegar Discos too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, nocti said: Brannigan's Roast Beef & Mustard are my go-to. But whenever I feel like removing every single water molecule from not just my body, but a whole two mile radius, I'll go for a pack of Salt and Vinegar Discos too. Roysters T-Bone Steak "bubbled" crisps never failed to hit my spot. As an added bonus, you could still smell them on your fingers for weeks - a feature they shared with prawn cocktail Skips. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Who the fuck eats Quavers? Punkers on the other hand, is partial to Crotchets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Roysters T-Bone Steak "bubbled" crisps never failed to hit my spot. As an added bonus, you could still smell them on your fingers for weeks - a feature they shared with prawn cocktail Skips. And Katie Price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Queefer said: And Katie Price They would be Haddock flavoured Wotzits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: They would be Haddock flavoured Wotzits. I reckon shes Mackerel Nik Nacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 The regional favourite of Kensington Council, London: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The regional favourite of Kensington Council, London Grenfell Barbecue Crisps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Grenfell Barbecue Crisps? Sort & Shake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 16 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Did you know that they actually change the flavor of cheese and onion crips to suit the varying taste buds of each region. I watched a documentary on it recently. fucking boring cunt reply but true. MC, didn't you mean 'Fucking boring cunt's reply' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 hour ago, nocti said: Brannigan's Roast Beef & Mustard are my go-to. But whenever I feel like removing every single water molecule from not just my body, but a whole two mile radius, I'll go for a pack of Salt and Vinegar Discos too. 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Roysters T-Bone Steak "bubbled" crisps never failed to hit my spot. As an added bonus, you could still smell them on your fingers for weeks - a feature they shared with prawn cocktail Skips. For a snack that leaves a mess all over your teeth, tastes nothing like they smell, yet you can taste them when you burp 3 weeks after consuming, I give you, Frazzles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, Bubba C said: For a snack that leaves a mess all over your teeth, tastes nothing like they smell, yet you can taste them when you burp 3 weeks after consuming, I give you... Roops's sexual organs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Grenfell Barbecue Crisps? My mum's custard made Aberfan look like a geologically stable region. Slipped down easy though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 2 hours ago, nocti said: Brannigan's Roast Beef & Mustard are my go-to. You sexy fucking cunt, if we didn't already have our own kids, I'd want to have your babies. Brannigan's beef and mustard are the premier crisp of choice for the discerning gourmet. I had no idea that anyone else actually remembered them apart from me, so I'm excited. Spread 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Roops's sexual organs. you're arse is so fuckin coolered now Deco. Can I have your collection of SS daggers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: Roops's sexual organs. 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: You sexy fucking cunt, if we didn't already have our own kids, I'd want to have your babies. Brannigan's beef and mustard are the premier crisp of choice for the discerning gourmet. I had no idea that anyone else actually remembered them apart from me, so I'm excited. Spread 'em. As honoured as I am, I do have a cracking headache Decs. Alas, I have an inkling that I don't really have a say in the matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Brannigan's beef and mustard are the premier crisp of choice for the discerning gourmet. I'd totally forgotten about them despite eating them fairly regularly, we should totally all have a Brannigan's Roast beef and Mustard sex orgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 "CRAWFORD'S HOLOCAUSTS" Over 6 million baked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: MC, didn't you mean 'Fucking boring cunt's reply' Sorry yes. Do I get docked 2 marks for that literary indiscretion. I did mean myself. cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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