Frank Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 On 9/17/2018 at 8:03 AM, cuntspotter said: Those aspects of religious observance have been drummed into the faithful for a thousand years and are part of the explanation for the decline in faith and belief, especially over the last 150 years. Prayers / spells is an apt description and is a model I have nothing to do with. My Christian religious observance has nothing to do with asking for special favours. I am not especially fond of church goers. Spot I’m taking a nap at Fleet services and just noticed Gobbie’s disappeared from the members board. What the fuck is going on? I’d like it to be known that I drive a lorry for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Spot I’m taking a nap at Fleet services and just noticed Gobbie’s disappeared from the members board. What the fuck is going on? I’d like it to be known that I drive a lorry for a living. I went to an illegal rave in a Fleet sometime in the mid 2000s, on a bit of scrubland. The military police turned up from Aldershot with machine guns slung over their shoulders. They even did a little dance to a particularly shitty hard trance number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I went to an illegal rave in a Fleet sometime in the mid 2000s, on a bit of scrubland. The military police turned up from Aldershot with machine guns slung over their shoulders. They even did a little dance to a particularly shitty hard trance number. It’s just you and I Bill. Drew’s out for the count. Have you ever loved another man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Frank said: It’s just you and I Bill. Drew’s out for the count. Have you ever loved another man? You’re a shambolic, disgusting disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 6 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I went to an illegal rave in a Fleet sometime in the mid 2000s, on a bit of scrubland. The military police turned up from Aldershot with machine guns slung over their shoulders. They even did a little dance to a particularly shitty hard trance number. Frank once made new friends in the French Naval Fleet. He made out his imaginary boat was in nautical trouble in the path of the Charles de Gaulle aircraft carrier in order to be rescued by many, many men in tight white uniforms. What a disgusting fucking poof he is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Frank once made new friends in the French Naval Fleet. He made out his imaginary boat was in nautical trouble in the path of the Charles de Gaulle aircraft carrier in order to be rescued by many, many men in tight white uniforms. What a disgusting fucking poof he is. Rattling the twenty aubergines inside his cavernous arsehole to send an S.O.S. Morse code message to any sexually aggressive seaman on the high seas with a penchant for Jesus Creepers and wigs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Frank said: Spot I’m taking a nap at Fleet services and just noticed Gobbie’s disappeared from the members board. What the fuck is going on? I’d like it to be known that I drive a lorry for a living. A brave admission Disappointing that nobody has made the traditional prostitute-abduction allegations. No standards these days. Truck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Frank said: Have you ever loved another man? Admitting this must have been especially difficult, Frank, as few would have suspected it with the loafers you wear. If he's a shop assistant from Slowear who has pipe cleaners for legs, I'd imagine you could not only talk fashion but also share outfits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 On 9/9/2018 at 10:40 AM, Iam Ape said: I never mentioned alcoholic - you said that. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 On 9/18/2018 at 11:15 PM, Monumental cunt said: So you just live you life to what you think are Christian standards rather than do the Sunday rituals. I disagree with some of the conventions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 3:09 AM, Frank said: Spot I’m taking a nap at Fleet services and just noticed Gobbie’s disappeared from the members board. What the fuck is going on? I’d like it to be known that I drive a lorry for a living. There is dignity in work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I disagree with some of the conventions. Don't mention convents. Fender will be back from the pub any minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: There is dignity in work. I had no idea that you're a Deacon Blue fan, Spots. A quick bit of googling tells me they're playing Wales in November. Do you fancy meeting up? You can watch Ricky Ross emote for an hour and a half, then drive me up to Frank's house and watch me kick his fucking head in. Double bubble. Edited September 21, 2018 by Ollyboro Anal contortions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Hector said: Twat. Yet again Hic!tor has briefly regained consciousness, just long enough to leave his trademark ‘iron’ or ‘cunt’ likes on a load of my posts, before lapsing back into an alcoholic stupor. He even managed to type a word too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 On 9/22/2018 at 12:01 AM, Ollyboro said: I had no idea that you're a Deacon Blue fan, Spots. A quick bit of googling tells me they're playing Wales in November. Do you fancy meeting up? You can watch Ricky Ross emote for an hour and a half, then drive me up to Frank's house and watch me kick his fucking head in. Double bubble. Deacon Blue.... what a bunch of tuneless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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