Guest Hector Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 22 hours ago, Iam Ape said: It’s because I can’t be fucking bothered, you stupid little prick. You fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, Hector said: You fucking twat. Here he is! The pop-up cretin is stalking again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: All that matters is that after a week on a fictional Greek island I'm back in my rightful place. Skegness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 32 minutes ago, Hector said: You fucking twat. 15 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Here he is! The pop-up cretin is stalking again! Alright lads? The entire corner is wondering when you’re going to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 34 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Alright lads? The entire corner is wondering when you’re going to fuck. Bubs I went to Luxembourg to buy a car. It broke down en route to Calais and I’ve found myself at the Chateau de Grandvoir in Belgium. I’ve ordered myself a carafe of house white and I think I’m ok. Okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Bubs I went to Luxembourg to buy a car. It broke down en route to Calais and I’ve found myself at the Chateau de Grandvoir in Belgium. I’ve ordered myself a carafe of house white and I think I’m ok. Okay? Yugo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Yugo? Carafe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, Frank said: Bubs I went to Luxembourg to buy a car. It broke down en route to Calais and I’ve found myself at the Chateau de Grandvoir in Belgium. I’ve ordered myself a carafe of house white and I think I’m ok. Frank, on weekends when I've had a couple, I often download popular dating app "Plenty of Fish". After a few glasses of prosecco and aperol, I copied and pasted the following to twenty different assorted chubby women: "I've told Charles and Eddie they don't need to keep asking. You really are the most beautiful girl in the world." Not only did I subsequently realise that the song was actually by Prince, I also didn't read the small print that the app recognises repeating messages as spam. My messaging function has been taken away, and I'm now trying my best to coax an erection whilst looking at Mrs. D's dimpled fat arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank, on weekends when I've had a couple, I often download popular dating app "Plenty of Fish". After a few glasses of prosecco and aperol, I copied and pasted the following to twenty different assorted chubby women: "I've told Charles and Eddie they don't need to keep asking. You really are the most beautiful girl in the world." Not only did I subsequently realise that the song was actually by Prince, I also didn't read the small print that the app recognises repeating messages as spam. My messaging function has been taken away, and I'm trying my best to coax an erection whilst looking at Mrs. D's dimpled fat arse. I was addressing bubble. Why do you always stick your wordy fucking nose in? Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Carafe. Rialto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I was addressing bubble. Why do you always stick your wordy fucking nose in? Eat shit. You were talking self-indulgent shit yet again. Your endless tramping about around Romance Europe doesn't interest anyone anymore. Either change your act or indulge my contrived shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: Rialto? I’ll be fifty next year, bubs. I don’t want to come across all Gyppo, but I’m struggling a little. I was at Boisdale the other week.. cigar and whiskey tasting evening on the terrace in Pimlico. Some disgusting Indian whore was chatting me up and I asked how old she thought I was. ‘Mid fifties’ she said confidently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ll be fifty next year, bubs. I don’t want to come across all Gyppo, but I’m struggling a little. I was at Boisdale the other week.. cigar and whiskey tasting evening on the terrace in Pimlico. Some disgusting Indian whore was chatting me up and I asked how old she thought I was. ‘Mid fifties’ she said confidently. Be grateful. I thought you were pushing 70. Video. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Be grateful. I thought you were pushing 70. Video. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 What a steaming pile of shit. Camera technique of a stroke blinded parkinsons victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Noakes the navigator said: What a steaming pile of shit. Camera technique of a stroke blinded parkinsons victim. I’ve polished off a whole carafe, Alf. What do you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve just suffered this shit with my phone on mute as I don’t want to explain to my ginned up wife why I’m watching videos by an AIDS ravaged faggot I met at Blenheim. I can only hope that it has a hysterical verbal soundtrack (although the bar was set pretty low by eddie’s wheezy “Snatch” offering) or some classic retro synth-pop tying it all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: I’ve polished off a whole carafe, Alf. What do you want? More fruit for the elder!y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Noakes the navigator said: What a steaming pile of shit. Camera technique of a stroke blinded parkinsons victim. I have to agree. Su Pollard glasses as a centre piece, a fibre glass faux fire place, and a low backed sofa from DFS in unoriginal and highly common grey. All the interior designing nous of a fucking maggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I have to agree. Su Pollard glasses as a centre piece, a fibre glass faux fire place, and a low backed sofa from DFS in unoriginal and highly common grey. All the interior designing nous of a fucking maggot. He has a bit of the fop Llewellyn-Bowen about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Noakes the navigator said: He has a bit of the fop Llewellyn-Bowen about him. You have a touch of the David Furnish’s botty patrol..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You have a touch of the David Furnish’s botty patrol..... lol. You are the David Furnish’s botty patrol.... 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Stupid, hairy backed fucking cunts, if they would actually look at the price of a ticket, they would realize that bog roll is factored in, as is the cost to hire cunts to clean the piss off the bogs because they can't hit the fucking mark even while seated. Increase ticket and box office prices to pay for it, then the feminazi cunts will be screaming about being discriminated against because they bleed 5 days a month and don't fucking die. Only 5 days a month. My Mrs is on the blob 25 days a month, so she tells me. The lying bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Only 5 days a month. My Mrs is on the blob 25 days a month, so she tells me. The lying bitch. Fucking bollocks. Ask my scaffolders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 10 hours ago, Punkape said: He didn’t live in a cave so you’re badly misinformed, ignorant cunt. He worked and lived in a small thatched carpenter’s hut with his parents by the Sea of Galilee. He is a make believe cunt for make believe lost people who need some fucking dream story to hang onto because they can’t face reality. If you think gathering in a building and singing songs to a man in a frock gets you closer to god than me, then you are a fucking meth. Grow up you fucking prick. Religion is soo out dated only Browns, Slants and Dagoes in third world countries still have any believers left. The rest of us got off that fucking mass control trip generations ago. Do you still believe in fairies and father Xmas as well ? What a weak minded fucking medieval cunt you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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