Miles Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Lets face it. It is probable that disease apart, more people have suffered and/or died needlessly because of belief in these sky fairies and other gods. It is time to bury these false beliefs once and for all and it would be a better world for it. Any cunt who believes in a sky fairy or diety should be locked up and the keys thrown away. Fuck Genesis. Fuck Adam & Eve. Fuck Cain & Abel. Fuck Moses, The Pope, The Archbishop of Canterbury. Fuck the Virgin Mary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Is a 'diety' something to do with nutrition? learn to fucking spell! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Funny how My Lady only wants to fuck off Christian mythology. Is the madwoman finding herself increasingly drawn towards Mecca? Well, that would make sense I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Funny how My Lady only wants to fuck off Christian mythology. Is the madwoman finding herself increasingly drawn towards Mecca? Well, that would make sense I suppose. HE isn't fucking of Christian myths, he is having a go at Punkers. I expect the cunt to run grassing and whinging for yet another ID so he can start a new row with the resident faeces flinging primate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Bertie Biceps said: Lets face it. It is probable that disease apart, more people have suffered and/or died needlessly because of belief in these sky fairies and other gods. It is time to bury these false beliefs once and for all and it would be a better world for it. Any cunt who believes in a sky fairy or diety should be locked up and the keys thrown away. Fuck Genesis. Fuck Adam & Eve. Fuck Cain & Abel. Fuck Moses, The Pope, The Archbishop of Canterbury. Fuck the Virgin Mary. You'll regret saying that when you're stood outside the pearly gates trying forlornly to blag your way in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: HE isn't fucking of Christian myths, he is having a go at Punkers. I expect the cunt to run grassing and whinging for yet another ID so he can start a new row with the resident faeces flinging primate. Smart cunt. Old punkers can deal with this sad cretin when he gets of the golf course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is a 'diety' something to do with nutrition? learn to fucking spell! Thank you Eric .. that means that you have read the nom .. did you know that Punker's regularly went to "Heaven"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Funny how My Lady only wants to fuck off Christian mythology. Is the madwoman finding herself increasingly drawn towards Mecca? Well, that would make sense I suppose. I don't go to Mecca .. I do the lotto but otherwise do not do any bets these days .. were you in William Hill's when you posted this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 5 hours ago, scotty said: You'll regret saying that when you're stood outside the pearly gates trying forlornly to blag your way in. I will get in with ease .. I shall borrow @Punkape's "Range Rover", he won't need it as he's going to the place where "Old Nick" will poke him in the bum with his three pronged fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Bertie Biceps said: Fuck the Virgin Mary. Can you spot the irony in this suggestion? or did you just want to create a paradox? I suspect that you swallow rather than spit, so have you considered using bleach rather than mouthwash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: did you just want to create a paradox? Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Bertie Biceps said: I will get in with ease .. I shall borrow @Punkape's "Range Rover", he won't need it as he's going to the place where "Old Nick" will poke him in the bum with his three pronged fork. Three pronged dildo more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Bertie Biceps said: Thank you Eric .. that means that you have read the nom .. did you know that Punker's regularly went to "Heaven"? No I didn't. I thought he only went to the Blue Oyster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I didn't. I thought he only went to the Blue Oyster. It was in Heaven where someone told him "don't do it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 On 8/22/2018 at 11:13 PM, Wybunbury Bertie said: Lets face it. It is probable that disease apart, more people have suffered and/or died needlessly because of belief in these sky fairies and other gods. It is time to bury these false beliefs once and for all and it would be a better world for it. Any cunt who believes in a sky fairy or diety should be locked up and the keys thrown away. Fuck Genesis. Fuck Adam & Eve. Fuck Cain & Abel. Fuck Moses, The Pope, The Archbishop of Canterbury. Fuck the Virgin Mary. Fuck Buddha, fuck Allah right royally up the shitter, fuck Zeus, fuck them all. They are soo Middle Ages. Any cunt like Punkape who still believes in any of this shit ends injecting with meths in the head. It’s a crock of old shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 On 8/22/2018 at 11:13 PM, Wybunbury Bertie said: Lets face it. It is probable that disease apart, more people have suffered and/or died needlessly because of belief in these sky fairies and other gods. It is time to bury these false beliefs once and for all and it would be a better world for it. Any cunt who believes in a sky fairy or diety should be locked up and the keys thrown away. Fuck Genesis. Fuck Adam & Eve. Fuck Cain & Abel. Fuck Moses, The Pope, The Archbishop of Canterbury. Fuck the Virgin Mary. You have missed Ron Hubbard, but with a bit of elbow grease, you should be able to recover some remains to tamper with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: You have missed Ron Hubbard, but with a bit of elbow grease, you should be able to recover some remains to tamper with. Have you tried wiring a tomato up to a loudspeaker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 23 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Fuck Buddha, fuck Allah right royally up the shitter, fuck Zeus, fuck them all. They are soo Middle Ages. Any cunt like Punkape who still believes in any of this shit ends injecting with meths in the head. It’s a crock of old shit. Old shit which still makes a pretty penny. Currently I am in Hamburg and noticed a branch of Scientology mothership. Krauts believe them to be a dangerous cult, yet do fuck all about it and allow them to operate. Just like all the other “real faiths”, courtesy of kraut tax payers. Stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Have you tried wiring a tomato up to a loudspeaker? I’m too old for it, but you are welcome to have a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 30 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Old shit which still makes a pretty penny. Currently I am in Hamburg and noticed a branch of Scientology mothership. Krauts believe them to be a dangerous cult, yet do fuck all about it and allow them to operate. Just like all the other “real faiths”, courtesy of kraut tax payers. Stupid cunts. I had one of these nutters living over the road from me. He showed me a plastic box with a loudspeaker on it, when you switched it on it made a hissing noise, he claimed that he could hear dead people speaking behind the hissing. I told him that it was simply a radio tuned into a frequency range where there were no transmissions and he was imaging the voices .. he said that I was deafened to the voices by the devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 11 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I had one of these nutters living over the road from me. He showed me a plastic box with a loudspeaker on it, when you switched it on it made a hissing noise, he claimed that he could hear dead people speaking behind the hissing. I told him that it was simply a radio tuned into a frequency range where there were no transmissions and he was imaging the voices .. he said that I was deafened to the voices by the devil. I presume he moved on or better still - croaked it. Loose cannons like him, don’t usually go away and come back with an axe when you least expect it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I had one of these nutters living over the road from me. He showed me a plastic box with a loudspeaker on it, when you switched it on it made a hissing noise, he claimed that he could hear dead people speaking behind the hissing. I told him that it was simply a radio tuned into a frequency range where there were no transmissions and he was imaging the voices .. he said that I was deafened to the voices by the devil. You must live in a fucking shit hole block of flats in a shit part of town. Is Punkape your neighbour? He’s a fucking Jesus freak and a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I presume he moved on or better still - croaked it. Loose cannons like him, don’t usually go away and come back with an axe when you least expect it. They found him dead in his living room .. the radio thing was plugged in and hissing away. I don't think anyone could hear him on it. One of his mates from the church took the radio thing away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 So he has really moved on. And while his spirit is presumably coasting in the lower orbit somewhere awaiting a pick up, the cult will have to find another sucker to brain wash and then milk accordingly. I presume the council had picked up the tab for the funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: You must live in a fucking shit hole block of flats in a shit part of town. Is Punkape your neighbour? He’s a fucking Jesus freak and a cunt. No it was Acacia Avenue, Crewe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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