Guest killemall Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 once described as the biggest narcissist in essex,this attention whore really gets on my tats,spends most of her days desperately hoping to get papped pretending to go to the gym,photoshopping pictures of her surgically altered arse or sometimes someone else`s arse passed off as her own for instagram.i can`t even go to the local shop without seeing her creosoted face & ridiculously blown up lips staring at me while i`m in the queue & see the title,"i need more surgery to get joey back"what this cunt needs is getting her false back doors battered in by her jailbait ex then getting fired out of a cannon into the sea ,fat useless z list cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 She seems a nice enough lass. Is that you and your dad in the avatar picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 @Neil Lauren Goodger .. would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Sure..good looking girl.. nice hair ..id give her a lick of me 88 Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: @Neil Lauren Goodger .. would you? Absolutely, if she takes it up the arse But hang on a minute, it would have to be with the lights out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Absolutely, if she takes it up the arse But hang on a minute, it would have to be with the lights out This plumped up lips thing is infecting young blokes as well, when you see them lounging outside the Frog n Ferret for a smoke it looks like a gathering of Tench with designer stubble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, killemall said: once described as the biggest narcissist in essex,this attention whore really gets on my tats,spends most of her days desperately hoping to get papped pretending to go to the gym,photoshopping pictures of her surgically altered arse or sometimes someone else`s arse passed off as her own for instagram.i can`t even go to the local shop without seeing her creosoted face & ridiculously blown up lips staring at me while i`m in the queue & see the title,"i need more surgery to get joey back"what this cunt needs is getting her false back doors battered in by her jailbait ex then getting fired out of a cannon into the sea ,fat useless z list cunt! Jim Lahey is a drunken fuck. Welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 43 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Absolutely, if she takes it up the arse But hang on a minute, it would have to be with the lights out what's not to like, I love a girl with a childbearing mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 50 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: She looks like she could suck-start an Airbus A380. Now over to Neil with the weather... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Fourth Reich Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Setting fire to the plastic bitch to see how long she burns for would be an interesting experiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 2 hours ago, killemall said: once described as the biggest narcissist in essex,this attention whore really gets on my tats,spends most of her days desperately hoping to get papped pretending to go to the gym,photoshopping pictures of her surgically altered arse or sometimes someone else`s arse passed off as her own for instagram.i can`t even go to the local shop without seeing her creosoted face & ridiculously blown up lips staring at me while i`m in the queue & see the title,"i need more surgery to get joey back"what this cunt needs is getting her false back doors battered in by her jailbait ex then getting fired out of a cannon into the sea ,fat useless z list cunt! What fresh hell is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Bertie Biceps said: @Neil Lauren Goodger .. would you? Neil, over to you. Although I don't think you'd get her head in your rucksack, what with the size of her lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Its a 'triple bagger' from me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: Absolutely, if she takes it up the arse But hang on a minute, it would have to be with the lights out Looking at this I see a fiendishly gifted surgeon who appreciates a proper blowie. Lips like that, would vacuum seal around and take the chrome off the ball hitch. She'd get it up the wrong 'un, definitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 7 hours ago, killemall said: once described as the biggest narcissist in essex,this attention whore really gets on my tats,spends most of her days desperately hoping to get papped pretending to go to the gym,photoshopping pictures of her surgically altered arse or sometimes someone else`s arse passed off as her own for instagram.i can`t even go to the local shop without seeing her creosoted face & ridiculously blown up lips staring at me while i`m in the queue & see the title,"i need more surgery to get joey back"what this cunt needs is getting her false back doors battered in by her jailbait ex then getting fired out of a cannon into the sea ,fat useless z list cunt! If you're not Lorraine Kelly or that faggot cunt who does the entertainment news on This Morning, you should be fucking ashamed of yourself for even knowing who this fat fucking tart is. Kill yourself. PS: In case you are either Lorraine Kelly or the faggot, also kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 thank you for the welcome bubba,the other responses were a bit predictable,but i`m not on here to attack other members,just to vent my spleen on the endless piles of cunts out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 On 8/21/2018 at 1:04 PM, The Fourth Reich said: Setting fire to the plastic bitch to see how long she burns for would be an interesting experiment. First of your pathetic missives not to be banging on about how you'd love Adolf to take a shite in your mouth. Is there hope for you? I fucking doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 On 8/21/2018 at 5:43 PM, killemall said: thank you for the welcome bubba,the other responses were a bit predictable,but i`m not on here to attack other members,just to vent my spleen on the endless piles of cunts out there. Welcome, Letgodsortemout. not wishing to be picky, but would you mind leaving a space after commas? Its just that @Cuntybaws is prone to psychotic episodes when he sees things like that. Ta very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welcome, Letgodsortemout. not wishing to be picky, but would you mind leaving a space after commas? Its just that @Cuntybaws is prone to psychotic episodes when he sees things like that. Ta very much. "A space after commas" is what you home in on, in the face of this e e cummings-like assault on capitalisation and other punctuation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "A space after commas" is what you home in on, in the face of this e e cummings-like assault on capitalisation and other punctuation? Baby steps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 On Tuesday, August 21, 2018 at 11:36 AM, Filthy Cunt said: Pete Burns lives on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welcome, Letgodsortemout. not wishing to be picky, but would you mind leaving a space after commas? Its just that @Cuntybaws is prone to psychotic episodes when he sees things like that. Ta very much. Plus it makes him sound like snowy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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