Miles Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Over to you @Neil .. is she still a looker and a goer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 When she first came on the scene my arm ached for fucking weeks,I'm not sure how much of the original is left now but I'd lend it one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Is she still a goer? Put it this way, she's hosting next year's world pot holing championships. She's popped more cherries than an antique cocktail stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Neil said: When she first came on the scene my arm ached for fucking weeks,I'm not sure how much of the original is left now but I'd lend it one. They can do wonders with prosthetics these days, Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 It would be like like fucking a wader full of jelly. Sorry, are we talking about Madonna or Pen here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It would be like like fucking a wader full of jelly. Sorry, are we talking about Madonna or Pen here? Madge, obviously. If it was Pen you’d have to strap a board to your arse so you didn't fall in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 I wonder what she'd think to my request of wearing a mask of herself 30+ years ago whilst I ploughed away? It doesn't do much for her body, but I could always pretend she was the victim of an acid attack, or was doing some George A. Romero film cosplay. The mind can work wonders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 It looks more like a fucking cat these days,more botox than Cher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 You could halve the plastic contamination in the seas by not letting Madonna and Cher go swimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It would be like like fucking a wader full of jelly. Sorry, are we talking about Madonna or Pen here? Its spelt 'Penn' as in her ex-husband and monkey scrotum faced actor Sean Penn. I'm not sure what he'd be like to fuck. You'll have to ask punkers that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntlicker Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 She's had enough cock to put a handrail on the Great Wall, but overall I'd still give her a damn good licking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 8 hours ago, nocti said: I wonder what she'd think to my request of wearing a mask of herself 30+ years ago whilst I ploughed away? It doesn't do much for her body, but I could always pretend she was the victim of an acid attack, or was doing some George A. Romero film cosplay. The mind can work wonders. Sing "Material Girl" whilst gaping her starfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sing "Material Girl" whilst gaping her starfish. I'm not sure I quite have the knack for wistful Byronesque poetry that you do, Wiz you velvet-smooth charmer, you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 16 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm not sure I quite have the knack for wistful Byronesque poetry that you do, Wiz you velvet-smooth charmer, you. It was a beautiful literary turn wasn't it? I shall fondly anticipate the time where an opportunity to use the phrase 'gaping her starfish' in an everyday conversation presents itself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was a beautiful literary turn wasn't it? I shall fondly anticipate the time where an opportunity to use the phrase 'gaping her starfish' in an everyday conversation presents itself. Just spend a day in Islington eric, you'll find opportunities aplenty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 On 8/16/2018 at 12:50 PM, Bertie Biceps said: Over to you @Neil .. is she still a looker and a goer? I’d rather throw a chip up the high street. She must be absolutely fucking rinced after being repeatedly butt fucked by all those black dancers back stage for 40 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 She needs to turn it in now the clumsy old whore, she has had more pricks than a thousand dartboards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Just saw her on a chat show, and what a charmless, unpleasant, humourless, egotistical cunt she is. Hadn't drunk her champagne because "nobody has passed me the glass". Try extending your withered sinuey arm several inches and pick it up yourself you fucking nob! Also, you just know she'd INSIST on taking it up the wrong un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Just saw her on a chat show, and what a charmless, unpleasant, humourless, egotistical cunt she is. Hadn't drunk her champagne because "nobody has passed me the glass". Try extending your withered sinuey arm several inches and pick it up yourself you fucking nob! Also, you just know she'd INSIST on taking it up the wrong un. Gayham Norton could have redeemed himself by leaning over and punching the plastic faced bag of shit right on the nose. And then dragging the cunt out by the ankles and giving her a few swift kicks in what’s left of her Cunt. That would probably be frowned upon by the target audience though : poofs lefties yanks wimmin transfucks lesbos non binary fuckwits foreigners remoaners chimps and Punkape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 I never realised that fall down stairs a few years back caused that much facial disfiguration and even her lips are still swollen from the impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I never realised that fall down stairs a few years back caused that much facial disfiguration and even her lips are still swollen from the impact. What are you thoughts on Danniela Westbrook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: What are you thoughts on Danniela Westbrook? Looks more like she's been snorting thalidomide instead of coke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: What are you thoughts on Danniela Westbrook? She can snort cocaine off her top lip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She can snort cocaine off her top lip. More worrying is that she is still only 45 what will she look like if she survives to 60? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, Glowworm said: More worrying is that she is still only 45 what will she look like if she survives to 60? Bit like Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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