Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Jessica Fletcher aka Angela Lansbury is an annoying interfering cunt. How come this bitch (who looks like Churchill, the insurance dog) turns up every fucking time there is a murder. Wherever she goes. Even when she takes a dump, you can be sure that a murder has been committed not far away Then after the murderer has taken months to plan the perfect crime with the likelihood of getting away with it, the ugly bitch has to turn up and stick her snout into things that simply should not concern her all because no one wants to have sex with the fat old dried up spinster At least Columbo is a detective and is paid for it. She is just an interfering old cunt with too much time on her hands. Fuck her Why dont they make a TV series where a carefully planned murder is unsolved and the murderer can then move onto serial killing, and gets away with each time, without some cunts meddling in their business trying to ruin it I have never ever been somewhere where a murder has been committed or about to happen , not once. I am off for my counselling session Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Jessica Fletcher aka Angela Lansbury is an annoying interfering cunt. How come this bitch (who looks like Churchill, the insurance dog) turns up every fucking time there is a murder. Wherever she goes. Even when she takes a dump, you can be sure that a murder has been committed not far away Then after the murderer has taken months to plan the perfect crime with the likelihood of getting away with it, the ugly bitch has to turn up and stick her snout into things that simply should not concern her all because no one wants to have sex with the fat old dried up spinster At least Columbo is a detective and is paid for it. She is just an interfering old cunt with too much time on her hands. Fuck her Why dont they make a TV series where a carefully planned murder is unsolved and the murderer can then move onto serial killing, and gets away with each time, without some cunts meddling in their business trying to ruin it I am off for my counselling session A quick Google search for unsolved serial murder cases will get you "The Zodiac." IMDB confirms a shite tv programme was produced on the subject. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: A quick Google search for unsolved serial murder cases will get you "The Zodiac." IMDB confirms a shite tv programme was produced on the subject. Sorted. They obviously did not have a decent budget to work with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: They obviously did not have a decent budget to work with Budget and finance are a different issue. Only deranged cunts like ourselves really want a quality production about serial murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Jessica Fletcher aka Angela Lansbury is an annoying interfering cunt. How come this bitch (who looks like Churchill, the insurance dog) turns up every fucking time there is a murder. Wherever she goes. Even when she takes a dump, you can be sure that a murder has been committed not far away Then after the murderer has taken months to plan the perfect crime with the likelihood of getting away with it, the ugly bitch has to turn up and stick her snout into things that simply should not concern her all because no one wants to have sex with the fat old dried up spinster At least Columbo is a detective and is paid for it. She is just an interfering old cunt with too much time on her hands. Fuck her Why dont they make a TV series where a carefully planned murder is unsolved and the murderer can then move onto serial killing, and gets away with each time, without some cunts meddling in their business trying to ruin it I have never ever been somewhere where a murder has been committed or about to happen , not once. I am off for my counselling session I never watched the show but wasn't "Dexter" a serial killer and yet seen as a "good guy" protagonist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Mrs Roops said: I never watched the show but wasn't "Dexter" a serial killer and yet seen as a "good guy" protagonist? Indeed. Dexter Morgan, a child who witnessed his mother chainsawed by a Columbian drug lord with his slightly elder brother, raised and schooled by a MIami police detective, and taught to use his "gift" by a code that the police would not be in a hurry to solve. Fantastic programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I never watched the show but wasn't "Dexter" a serial killer and yet seen as a "good guy" protagonist? Sounds right up my street. Fuck Fletcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 45 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Jessica Fletcher aka Angela Lansbury is an annoying interfering cunt. How come this bitch (who looks like Churchill, the insurance dog) turns up every fucking time there is a murder. Wherever she goes. Even when she takes a dump, you can be sure that a murder has been committed not far away Then after the murderer has taken months to plan the perfect crime with the likelihood of getting away with it, the ugly bitch has to turn up and stick her snout into things that simply should not concern her all because no one wants to have sex with the fat old dried up spinster At least Columbo is a detective and is paid for it. She is just an interfering old cunt with too much time on her hands. Fuck her Why dont they make a TV series where a carefully planned murder is unsolved and the murderer can then move onto serial killing, and gets away with each time, without some cunts meddling in their business trying to ruin it I have never ever been somewhere where a murder has been committed or about to happen , not once. I am off for my counselling session Has Peter Sutcliffe escaped ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Has Peter Sutcliffe escaped ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Filthy Cunt said: Jessica Fletcher aka Angela Lansbury is an annoying interfering cunt. How come this bitch (who looks like Churchill, the insurance dog) turns up every fucking time there is a murder. Wherever she goes. Even when she takes a dump, you can be sure that a murder has been committed not far away Then after the murderer has taken months to plan the perfect crime with the likelihood of getting away with it, the ugly bitch has to turn up and stick her snout into things that simply should not concern her all because no one wants to have sex with the fat old dried up spinster At least Columbo is a detective and is paid for it. She is just an interfering old cunt with too much time on her hands. Fuck her Why dont they make a TV series where a carefully planned murder is unsolved and the murderer can then move onto serial killing, and gets away with each time, without some cunts meddling in their business trying to ruin it I have never ever been somewhere where a murder has been committed or about to happen , not once. I am off for my counselling session She comes up with circumstantial evidence and the suspect breaks down "I did. I killed him, the bastard". And gives a sob story. If they said "fuck off and prove it you old spunker" they'd get away with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Indeed. Dexter Morgan, a child who witnessed his mother chainsawed by a Columbian drug lord with his slightly elder brother, raised and schooled by a MIami police detective, and taught to use his "gift" by a code that the police would not be in a hurry to solve. Fantastic programme. Agreed. The only thing that spoils it is his fucking irritating sister Deb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Agreed. The only thing that spoils it is his fucking irritating sister Deb. Her character would have been better defined had she gotten her tits out more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Bearing in mind the murder rate in Cabot Cove should not the police have looked into whether she was the hidden cause behind it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Filthy Cunt said: Jessica Fletcher aka Angela Lansbury is an annoying interfering cunt. How come this bitch (who looks like Churchill, the insurance dog) turns up every fucking time there is a murder. Wherever she goes. Even when she takes a dump, you can be sure that a murder has been committed not far away Then after the murderer has taken months to plan the perfect crime with the likelihood of getting away with it, the ugly bitch has to turn up and stick her snout into things that simply should not concern her all because no one wants to have sex with the fat old dried up spinster At least Columbo is a detective and is paid for it. She is just an interfering old cunt with too much time on her hands. Fuck her Why dont they make a TV series where a carefully planned murder is unsolved and the murderer can then move onto serial killing, and gets away with each time, without some cunts meddling in their business trying to ruin it I have never ever been somewhere where a murder has been committed or about to happen , not once. I am off for my counselling session Jesus wept. Yet another newfangled lexical oaf who's set off the site's dickhead warning system with 80-plus posts of pure nonsense, this being an excellent example. To his credit, at least Gyps and Pen suddenly appear more intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Jesus wept. Yet another newfangled lexical oaf who's set the site's dickhead warning system off with 80-plus posts of pure nonsense, this being an excellent example. To your credit, at least you've made Gyps and Pen appear intelligent. You have set the bar with more than 2600 of them. I can only aspire to your greatness Perhaps it is time for you to step aside for new blood and check yourself into a Swiss clinic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Add Morse and Columbo to this crock of shit,55 minutes of build up just to see a murderer that had so cleverly disguised his/her crime to suddenly fold into a full confession.And to think,they'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids. Ps Dexter was good for 1 series ,subsequent series were fucking shite.Id have boned his sister though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Fourth Reich Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Jessica Fletcher would have made an excellent camp guard. She looks very Aryan and her powers of deduction would have solved the the ever present problem of Jews stealing food from the Guards mess hall at Buchanwald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: You have set the bar with more than 2600 of them. I can only aspire to your greatness Perhaps it is time for you to step aside for new blood and check yourself into a Swiss clinic You're, fuck off snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, The Fourth Reich said: Jessica Fletcher would have made an excellent camp guard. She looks very Aryan and her powers of deduction would have solved the the ever present problem of Jews stealing food from the Guards mess hall at Buchanwald. Not to mention her lamp shade making skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Snowy said: You're, fuck off snatch. No, that would be "you are" Go to the back of the class and put on your pointy hat, there's a good boy. And lay off of the Sherry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Neil said: Add Morse and Columbo to this crock of shit,55 minutes of build up just to see a murderer that had so cleverly disguised his/her crime to suddenly fold into a full confession.And to think,they'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids. Ps Dexter was good for 1 series ,subsequent series were fucking shite.Id have boned his sister though Just one more thing sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: No, that would be "you are" Go to the back of the class and put on your pointy hat, there's a good boy. And lay off of the Sherry Please do keep up ,I'm the thick cunt of the corner,I'm excused from all and every stupid thing I type,it's expected,in fact it's encouraged,have you been on the sherry,you're not gonna call me a virgin next our you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Snowy said: Please do keep up ,I'm the thick cunt of the corner,I'm excused from all and every stupid thing I type,it's expected,in fact it's encouraged,have you been on the sherry,you're not gonna call me a virgin next our you? You are a Virgin and with little chance of ever changing that status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: No, that would be "you are" Go to the back of the class and put on your pointy hat, there's a good boy. And lay off of the Sherry Your needless comment above proves rather well the point I was making in mine, don't you think? In years to come, August 2018 will become known as 'Dickhead Invasion Month', in which your inclusion will be wholly justified. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Your needless comment above proves rather well the point I was making in mine, don't you think? In years to come, August 2018 will become known as 'Dickhead Invasion Month', in which your inclusion will be wholly justified. No, that's just a figment of your imagination August 2018 will go unnoticed, as was June and July, especially if you were part of them But then again, everything here is probably needless. Have you booked your place at the clinic yet ? Anyway I have some drying paint which needs watching, if you will excuse me for dealing with more important matters Crack open a fresh bottle of sulfuric acid to celebrate your pending obsolescence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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