Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 It's not clever and its not funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 32 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: It's not clever and its not funny How do you know? You've never tried! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 I have read the shocking reports produced by the NHS, the Government and the World Health Organisation. I have been offered bleach in the past, and just said NO, even though there was peer pressure to do so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Filthy Cunt said: I have read the shocking reports produced by the NHS, the Government and the World Health Organisation. I have been offered bleach in the past, and just said NO, even though there was peer pressure to do so I'm sure you're welcome at any emo party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm sure you're welcome at any emo party. Where is the fun in that - people drinking pints of Mr Muscle and slashing their wrists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Filthy Cunt said: Where is the fun in that - people drinking pints of Mr Muscle and slashing their wrists? Precisely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Filthy Cunt said: Where is the fun in that - people drinking pints of Mr Muscle and slashing their wrists? If Wizz does it a lot of people will party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Seen a guy that died from drinking bleach..took him a year and he basically rotted away ..nurses had to spray insecticides around room to keep the flies off him and he was aware of every minute of it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Seen a guy that died from drinking bleach..took him a year and he basically rotted away ..nurses had to spray insecticides around room to keep the flies off him and he was aware of every minute of it Panzerknacker A chilling tale indeed. It often starts with with the odd teaspoon of metal polish, but can quickly escalate to oven cleaner, Jeyes Fluid and finally 2 bottles of neat bleach a day. It is a slippery slope. If anyone offers you bleach, just say NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Seen a guy that died from drinking bleach..took him a year and he basically rotted away ..nurses had to spray insecticides around room to keep the flies off him and he was aware of every minute of it Panzerknacker Back in the late 1920s early 1930s some people were drinking Radithor and some of the ones who drunk a bottle a quite literally fell apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Seen a guy that died from drinking bleach..took him a year and he basically rotted away ..nurses had to spray insecticides around room to keep the flies off him and he was aware of every minute of it Panzerknacker Old Bertie has yet to ingest a drop and the rotting flesh between his thighs requires weekly fumigation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 I threw a bottle of Domestos over the local vicar once,they nicked me for a bleach of the priest Just. Fuck. Off God bless Bernard Manning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Neil said: I threw a bottle of Domestos over the local vicar once,they nicked me for a bleach of the priest Just. Fuck. Off God bless Bernard Manning what a cunt he was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Neil said: I threw a bottle of Domestos over the local vicar once,they nicked me for a bleach of the priest Just. Fuck. Off God bless Bernard Manning If a priest is called father, and we are all called son, does that make us all sons of bleaches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Bertie Biceps said: Back in the late 1920s early 1930s some people were drinking Radithor and some of the ones who drunk a bottle a quite literally fell apart. In the old Wild West, it was commonplace to chew wads of Dura-Glit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 I once had a friend who used to snort VIM when he was left in the house alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Filthy Cunt said: I once had a friend who used to snort VIM when he was left in the house alone Was he from your special school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: It's not clever and its not funny What a faultless self-appraisal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: I have read the shocking reports produced by the NHS, the Government and the World Health Organisation. I have been offered bleach in the past, and just said NO, even though there was peer pressure to do so Have you smelled your breath? I'm struggling to think of another reason they'd offer you bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: I once had a friend who used to snort VIM when he was left in the house alone wow, you had a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 46 minutes ago, luke swarm said: wow, you had a friend Yes, but I don't think he considered me as such. I suspect he thought I was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntlicker Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 True story (ergo bullshit), I grew up around the corner from a family of first generation Jamiacans. I was friendly with one of the kids as we'd walk to school together and in return he'd give me a pair of his older sisters used panties by way of thanks (He also lived with his grandma so they might have been hers). He once admitted to me he tried to scrub himself with bleach to try and make himself white but to no avail and as a result he ended up in extreme pain. Despite his screams when the ambulance arrived, I understand that at least the bathroom smelled nice. Swings and roundabouts, eh?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, Cuntlicker said: True story (ergo bullshit), I grew up around the corner from a family of first generation Jamiacans. I was friendly with one of the kids as we'd walk to school together and in return he'd give me a pair of his older sisters used panties by way of thanks (He also lived with his grandma so they might have been hers). He once admitted to me he tried to scrub himself with bleach to try and make himself white but to no avail and as a result he ended up in extreme pain. Despite his screams when the ambulance arrived, I understand that at least the bathroom smelled nice. Swings and roundabouts, eh?. Bullshit. Lifted from the film 'Cass'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntlicker Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Actually it wasn't bullshit apart from the grandma panties thing. Never seen Cass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 17 hours ago, sean5302 said: Have you smelled your breath? I'm struggling to think of another reason they'd offer you bleach. Get yourself an avatar that hasn't been used before, you thick shite Welcome, drink bleach, kill yourself an so on so forth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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