Guest judgetwi Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 6 hours ago, DrCunt said: Unfortunately, I can envisage the scene now. Judy gets mugged for his wallet by two punks armed to the teeth with a cheap chinese knock off Swiss army knife. Judy, Crocodile Dundee style, slowly extracts his weapon from his strides. The punks turn tail and leg it, screaming "he's a fucking homo!" Wow! That’s quite an accusation from somebody who has an erect penis as their avatar. Of course your love of cock doesn’t necessarily make you a “homo”, you may be a female for all I know. However, may I suggest you are in breach of Rule 9........”promotion or depiction of pornography.” Obviously I leave such decisions to the brainy people, like Mrs Roops. It’s fuck all to do with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 27 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Wow! That’s quite an accusation from somebody who has an erect penis as their avatar. Of course your love of cock doesn’t necessarily make you a “homo”, you may be a female for all I know. However, may I suggest you are in breach of Rule 9........”promotion or depiction of pornography.” Obviously I leave such decisions to the brainy people, like Mrs Roops. It’s fuck all to do with me. It's a sleeping dog. Cock obsessed cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a sleeping dog. Cock obsessed cunt. Not only is he as thick as shit but blind too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 19 hours ago, Fender777 said: Yeah, bunch of professional ponces, i always say yeah no problem mate, then i undo my jacket to get the smokes and then they change their minds and do the indian...must be something to do with the blood stained hammers they catch a glimpse at. It's not the blood stained hammers it's your cum stained t-shirt that makes them do a runner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 19 hours ago, Fender777 said: Yeah, bunch of professional ponces, i always say yeah no problem mate, then i undo my jacket to get the smokes and then they change their minds and do the indian...must be something to do with the blood stained hammers they catch a glimpse at. Is it a jacket or a long overcoat? I think the undoing of an overcoat is enough to send anybody off on a marathon run. If you come back with an "no wiz, it's a nun's habit," I'm going to send the men in white coats for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miles Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Wow! That’s quite an accusation from somebody who has an erect penis as their avatar. Of course your love of cock doesn’t necessarily make you a “homo”, you may be a female for all I know. However, may I suggest you are in breach of Rule 9........”promotion or depiction of pornography.” Obviously I leave such decisions to the brainy people, like Mrs Roops. It’s fuck all to do with me. What do you smoke Judge .. Woodies or Park Drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 34 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: What do you smoke Judge .. Woodies or Park Drive? Cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 Just now, DrCunt said: Cock. I'd like to see him get his great big mouth around the "cock" in your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 33 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: I'd like to see him get his great big mouth around the "cock" in your avatar. You filthy bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 On 8/18/2018 at 8:05 AM, Eric Cuntman said: It's a sleeping dog. Cock obsessed cunt. Well you may call it a “dog” and if it’s “sleeping” then I am very jealous. But then i’ve seen a lot of pornography so understand my limitations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 On 8/18/2018 at 8:04 PM, EreptileDysfunction said: It's not the blood stained hammers it's your cum stained t-shirt that makes them do a runner. That as well, i shoot my bolt when i massacre some cunts head with the hammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 On 8/18/2018 at 8:08 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Is it a jacket or a long overcoat? I think the undoing of an overcoat is enough to send anybody off on a marathon run. If you come back with an "no wiz, it's a nun's habit," I'm going to send the men in white coats for you. Those daft cunts in white (is that word allowed, not sure anymore) have been chasing me for years. Dear Wiz I keep on hearing the white coat bastards have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on chavs and I shant quit hammering them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the thick cuntbreed no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha ha. The next job I do I shall clip the dumb fuckers ears off and send to the white coat bastard officers just for jolly wouldn’t you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My hammers are so nice and brutal, I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: Those daft cunts in white (is that word allowed, not sure anymore) have been chasing me for years. Dear Wiz I keep on hearing the white coat bastards have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on chavs and I shant quit hammering them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the thick cuntbreed no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha ha. The next job I do I shall clip the dumb fuckers ears off and send to the white coat bastard officers just for jolly wouldn’t you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My hammers are so nice and brutal, I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck. What a weird little oddball you are. Are you on a watch list? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 On 8/18/2018 at 9:05 PM, Decimus said: Operation Yewtree are now posthumously investigating Alan Smethurst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Operation Yewtree are now posthumously investigating Alan Smethurst Although he was born in Lancashire he was raised on Norfolk and his mother came from Stiffkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: Although he was born in Lancashire he was raised on Norfolk and his mother came from Stiffkey. That is enough for a conviction on its own In those days, it was just a light that was asked for when one ran out of matches, These day they want a fucking cigarette as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: That is enough for a conviction on its own Further evidence .. "Stiffkey is remembered as the parish whose rector, Harold Davidson, faced charges of immorality and was defrocked in 1932. He was a popular priest in the area and the villagers asked his family to allow him to be buried in Stiffkey when he died, rather than in the family tomb in Sholing, where he was born. (He was killed, rather improbably, by a lion.) They have cared for his grave for many years." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 17 hours ago, Fender777 said: Those daft cunts in white (is that word allowed, not sure anymore) have been chasing me for years. Dear Wiz I keep on hearing the white coat bastards have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on chavs and I shant quit hammering them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the thick cuntbreed no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha ha. The next job I do I shall clip the dumb fuckers ears off and send to the white coat bastard officers just for jolly wouldn’t you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My hammers are so nice and brutal, I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck. You didn't get reported for racism, so it must still be allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 i got approached outside the hospital recently by what looked like someone discharged from a secure unit or their methadone fix,asking me for a pound for the bus!in a bit of dissaray i handed one over,then skulked off thinking you aint gonna get far on a bus from here on a quid!scamming cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 8/20/2018 at 8:38 AM, Bubba C said: What a weird little oddball you are. Are you on a watch list? Catch me if you can Bubs, you tiny brained eggheaded fat pile of offal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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