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Cunts who ask you if you have a spare cigarette


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Guest 'eavensabove
13 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Ahh fabulous can u smoke them? what about polecats?

Don't be daft. I use the fuckers as egg-cups. They're both trained to stand on their heads. 

Polecats? They're filthy animals.

 

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6 minutes ago, Frank said:

Idiot. 

Shouldn't you be trying on you're new wig,looking at hipster clothes,or asking for withers,don't bother me again,unless you'd like to have my dick rammed down your throat as you make spunk bubbles with your nose,boring cunt.

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you're rip snatch
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Guest luke swarm
4 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

These cunts who come up to me in the street and ask if  I have a "spare" cigarette. What the fuck,  what do they mean ? Like I keep a spare on the side of the packet just in case I run out or one of the others malfunction.  Just like spare change. Money that you do not intend to used, but keep it in another pocket just in case.

I am not going to give any cunt anything unless they can at least say "can you spare me a cigarette or can you spare some change"  In either event I just tell them fuck off, annoying parasites.  If they cant afford to smoke then don't fucking smoke and don't try and ponce off of me you stinking cunt   The only thing I have spare is the turd waiting to come out of my arse which they are most welcome to 

 

I don't know what you are getting upset about FC, in the Wolverhampton metropolis with a large street living population it is a very common question as one is on the way to the Weatherspoons emporium, so in future if you are asked if you have a spare ciggy or any spare change, then simply reply yes, thank you asking sir and be on your way. You see, good manners cost nothing. 

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

I don't know what you are getting upset about FC, in the Wolverhampton metropolis with a large street living population it is a very common question as one is on the way to the Weatherspoons emporium, so in future if you are asked if you have a spare ciggy or any spare change, then simply reply yes, thank you asking sir and be on your way. You see, good manners cost nothing. 

Sorry for asking, but can you send me some money and 20 B&H please. I'll be much obliged and truly grateful. Thank You. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
8 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

These cunts who come up to me in the street and ask if  I have a "spare" cigarette. What the fuck,  what do they mean ? Like I keep a spare on the side of the packet just in case I run out or one of the others malfunction.  Just like spare change. Money that you do not intend to used, but keep it in another pocket just in case.

I am not going to give any cunt anything unless they can at least say "can you spare me a cigarette or can you spare some change"  In either event I just tell them fuck off, annoying parasites.  If they cant afford to smoke then don't fucking smoke and don't try and ponce off of me you stinking cunt   The only thing I have spare is the turd waiting to come out of my arse which they are most welcome to 

 

I've met your family as well, I too tell them to fuck off, but I might be convinced to hand the lot a tall pint of bleach.  

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Guest 'eavensabove
12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I've met your family as well, I too tell them to fuck off, but I might be convinced to hand the lot a tall pint of bleach.  

That's an interesting one. How tall is a pint? There's no easy answer if you get me. 

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10 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

These cunts who come up to me in the street and ask if  I have a "spare" cigarette. What the fuck,  what do they mean ? Like I keep a spare on the side of the packet just in case I run out or one of the others malfunction.  Just like spare change. Money that you do not intend to used, but keep it in another pocket just in case.

I am not going to give any cunt anything unless they can at least say "can you spare me a cigarette or can you spare some change"  In either event I just tell them fuck off, annoying parasites.  If they cant afford to smoke then don't fucking smoke and don't try and ponce off of me you stinking cunt   The only thing I have spare is the turd waiting to come out of my arse which they are most welcome to 

 

I don't have that problem as I smoke a clay pipe, handed down from my great great great grandmother, who, legend has it, stole it from the jailer after she wrestled him to the floor and clocked him over the head with the cell piss pot, when making her escape from the fleet Bridewell. 

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Guest Filthy Cunt
18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I was gonna ask you if you wanted to buy some lucky heather but you can jolly well fuck off. 

I have been offered lucky heather in the past by an old Gypsy woman and I promptly told the Romany bitch to fuck off 

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24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I don't have that problem as I smoke a clay pipe, handed down from my great great great grandmother, who, legend has it, stole it from the jailer after she wrestled him to the floor and clocked him over the head with the cell piss pot, when making her escape from the fleet Bridewell. 

Did sell herself to all members of the fleet or just the lower decks ?

lol.

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Guest 'eavensabove
46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Got 10 Benson if that helps

 

Is Wolfie about? No, then: My mate plays guitar for Ten Benson when they're out on gigs or doing live radio broadcasts. Check out the tune 'TITS' some of their stuff is better than SLF, and that's saying something. 

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