Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Ahh fabulous can u smoke them? what about polecats? Don't be daft. I use the fuckers as egg-cups. They're both trained to stand on their heads. Polecats? They're filthy animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 What a parade of cerebral heavy hitters in this nom. Really cutting edge stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 minute ago, southerncunt said: What a parade of cerebral heavy hitters in this nom. Really cutting edge stuff. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Snowy said: You fucking cunt beat me to it,you're on watch now young not working cock. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. Shouldn't you be trying on you're new wig,looking at hipster clothes,or asking for withers,don't bother me again,unless you'd like to have my dick rammed down your throat as you make spunk bubbles with your nose,boring cunt. Edited August 15, 2018 by Snowy you're rip snatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 23 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. Francis, you're not going to win this war,I'm either not gonna understand the big words or I will not understand the question,dinner at 3 nurjenna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 @Admin, think this one’s ready for the bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: These cunts who come up to me in the street and ask if I have a "spare" cigarette. What the fuck, what do they mean ? Like I keep a spare on the side of the packet just in case I run out or one of the others malfunction. Just like spare change. Money that you do not intend to used, but keep it in another pocket just in case. I am not going to give any cunt anything unless they can at least say "can you spare me a cigarette or can you spare some change" In either event I just tell them fuck off, annoying parasites. If they cant afford to smoke then don't fucking smoke and don't try and ponce off of me you stinking cunt The only thing I have spare is the turd waiting to come out of my arse which they are most welcome to I don't know what you are getting upset about FC, in the Wolverhampton metropolis with a large street living population it is a very common question as one is on the way to the Weatherspoons emporium, so in future if you are asked if you have a spare ciggy or any spare change, then simply reply yes, thank you asking sir and be on your way. You see, good manners cost nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: @Admin, think this one’s ready for the bin. Stubbs will stub it out, much the same as he does with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I don't know what you are getting upset about FC, in the Wolverhampton metropolis with a large street living population it is a very common question as one is on the way to the Weatherspoons emporium, so in future if you are asked if you have a spare ciggy or any spare change, then simply reply yes, thank you asking sir and be on your way. You see, good manners cost nothing. Sorry for asking, but can you send me some money and 20 B&H please. I'll be much obliged and truly grateful. Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 5 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Got a spare cig? Hahahahaha! Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 5 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Got a spare cig? Just fish some dog-ends out of the urinals like you usually do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: These cunts who come up to me in the street and ask if I have a "spare" cigarette. What the fuck, what do they mean ? Like I keep a spare on the side of the packet just in case I run out or one of the others malfunction. Just like spare change. Money that you do not intend to used, but keep it in another pocket just in case. I am not going to give any cunt anything unless they can at least say "can you spare me a cigarette or can you spare some change" In either event I just tell them fuck off, annoying parasites. If they cant afford to smoke then don't fucking smoke and don't try and ponce off of me you stinking cunt The only thing I have spare is the turd waiting to come out of my arse which they are most welcome to I've met your family as well, I too tell them to fuck off, but I might be convinced to hand the lot a tall pint of bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I've met your family as well, I too tell them to fuck off, but I might be convinced to hand the lot a tall pint of bleach. That's an interesting one. How tall is a pint? There's no easy answer if you get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: These cunts who come up to me in the street and ask if I have a "spare" cigarette. What the fuck, what do they mean ? Like I keep a spare on the side of the packet just in case I run out or one of the others malfunction. Just like spare change. Money that you do not intend to used, but keep it in another pocket just in case. I am not going to give any cunt anything unless they can at least say "can you spare me a cigarette or can you spare some change" In either event I just tell them fuck off, annoying parasites. If they cant afford to smoke then don't fucking smoke and don't try and ponce off of me you stinking cunt The only thing I have spare is the turd waiting to come out of my arse which they are most welcome to I don't have that problem as I smoke a clay pipe, handed down from my great great great grandmother, who, legend has it, stole it from the jailer after she wrestled him to the floor and clocked him over the head with the cell piss pot, when making her escape from the fleet Bridewell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 9 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: First compliment of the day, thank you, I feel loved at last I was gonna ask you if you wanted to buy some lucky heather but you can jolly well fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 9 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I have! got any skunk? Got any Vera's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Sorry for asking, but can you send me some money and 20 B&H please. I'll be much obliged and truly grateful. Thank You. Got 10 Benson if that helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was gonna ask you if you wanted to buy some lucky heather but you can jolly well fuck off. I have been offered lucky heather in the past by an old Gypsy woman and I promptly told the Romany bitch to fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Filthy Cunt said: I have been offered lucky heather in the past by an old Gypsy woman and I promptly told the Romany bitch to fuck off Roops has never got over that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't have that problem as I smoke a clay pipe, handed down from my great great great grandmother, who, legend has it, stole it from the jailer after she wrestled him to the floor and clocked him over the head with the cell piss pot, when making her escape from the fleet Bridewell. Did sell herself to all members of the fleet or just the lower decks ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Got any Vera's? Got any salmon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Got any salmon? Oh what a carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh what a carry on. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Got 10 Benson if that helps Is Wolfie about? No, then: My mate plays guitar for Ten Benson when they're out on gigs or doing live radio broadcasts. Check out the tune 'TITS' some of their stuff is better than SLF, and that's saying something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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