Last Cunt Standing Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Some big brave cunt in a puffa jacket decides now is the time to access his 72 virgins and mash up some cyclists in the process. Apparently the police defended their slow response to a speeding Ford Fiesta, saying "we had simply never seen anything like it before". Cuntery all round, move along, nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Some big brave cunt in a puffa jacket decides now is the time to access his 72 virgins and mash up some cyclists in the process. Apparently the police defended their slow response to a speeding Ford Fiesta, saying "we had simply never seen anything like it before". Cuntery all round, move along, nothing to see here. I have the misfortune to own a Ford Fiesta and can well understand Plods confusion LCS, these machines are not designed or capable of speeding and the cretin who selected this particular mode of self sacrifice to Allah is certainly neither brightest nor the best of his followers. Everyone knows that the vehicle of choice should be a Sprinter Van or a articulated lorry for mowing down infidels and non believers in respectable numbers, this disciple is obviously a crass amateur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Is @judgetwi okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Is @judgetwi okay? He may have been banned after last night’s cretin and fuckwit invasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Is @judgetwi okay? your question makes no sense Bubba, it assumes that the cunt in question was at one time okay. This is so plainly a falsehood that I feel foolish in pointing it out to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: He may have been banned after last night’s cretin and fuckwit invasion. Not so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 These Terrorists, mean business. They superficially injured two cyclists outside Westminster at 7:30am in the bloody morning. 500,000 armed coppers are on the scene and helicopters have been scrambled. All flights are cancelled and they've drained The River Thames. I wanted to feed the pigeons this afternoon, but they've been pulled-in for questioning by MI5. Evidently, they took flight during the attack and have been known to Scotland Yard as possible suspects, since Bubba lost his racers. Why was this terrorist not stopped? It's no use praising the Old Bill for their speedy bravery and their belated arrival at the scene. The cunt was a Muslip for fucksakes, and 'til we round-up every last one of these fuckers and ship them out, then what hope have we got to spot a pigeon in our Capital. It's ruined my poxy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: These Terrorists, mean business. They superficially injured two cyclists outside Westminster at 7:30am in the bloody morning. 500,000 armed coppers are on the scene and helicopters have been scrambled. All flights are cancelled and they've drained The River Thames. I wanted to feed the pigeons this afternoon, but they've been pulled-in for questioning by MI5. Evidently, they took flight during the attack and have been known to Scotland Yard as possible suspects, since Bubba lost his racers. Why was this terrorist not stopped? It's no use praising the Old Bill for their speedy bravery and their belated arrival at the scene. The cunt was a Muslip for fucksakes, and 'til we round-up every last one of these fuckers and ship them out, then what hope have we got to spot a pigeon in our Capital. It's ruined my poxy day. If only you'd stopped after the first paragraph this would have merited a much coveted and well-deserved Baws "like". But then you had to spoil it all, by saying something stupid like, "I love cock." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If only you'd stopped after the first paragraph this would have merited a much coveted and well-deserved Baws "like". But then you had to spoil it all, by saying something stupid like, "I love cock." I've had plenty from you over the years and look where its got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 I smell a rodent. I'd wager that todays so-called 'terrorist attack' was staged. Look at all of the fucking commotion by Mr Plod, all dressed-up to the nines by 7:30am and the fact that they didn't shoot the 'terrorist' dead... Coupled with minor flesh-wounds received by a couple of peddlers play-acting to fall off their bikes, and the speed with which said terrorist was ever-so-gently man-handled from his motor, all stinks. I even bet that May, wrote her statement last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Why is this "god" bloke such a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: Why is this "god" bloke such a cunt? Because a cunt is a hole. And God is holey. simples. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Because a cunt is a hole. And God is holey. simples. Punker's is not going to be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just now, Bertie Biceps said: Punker's is not going to be happy. I don't fucking care. I'm all man-menstrual and 'stabby' today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't fucking care. I'm all man-menstrual and 'stabby' today. You okay hun? 🤔 😘 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't fucking care. I'm all man-menstrual and 'stabby' today. Shit-stabby. RIP Cockfingers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 14 minutes ago, scotty said: You okay hun? 🤔 😘 Eric's having one of his feminine days today, and anyone who says he's not feminine can suck his fucking dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't fucking care. I'm all man-menstrual and 'stabby' today. Pen used to swear by taking 2 Paracetamol. Edited August 14, 2018 by 'eavensabove Post Minstrel Advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't fucking care. I'm all man-menstrual and 'stabby' today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, scotty said: You okay hun? 🤔 😘 Not really babes, gonna need a lot of 🎂. Ooh! Yum yum! 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not really babes, gonna need a lot of 🎂. Ooh! Yum yum! 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not really babes, gonna need a lot of 🎂. Ooh! Yum yum! 😂😂😂 I just wanted you to know that Jesus loves you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: I just wanted you to know that Jesus loves you. Awwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: I just wanted you to know that Jesus loves you. So does Muhammad (just not at this very moment). Unclean! Unclean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 What is the meaning of this! Nobody loves nobody and that's final. Cunt the fuck-up for fucksakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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