Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Saw this warbling speech impediment back in early nineties with her guitarist husband performing in a seedy Brighton night club (there is nowhere seedier than a Brighton seafront night club - even the non chutney ferret clubs were all appalling). They were really dismal! The awful racket they made was not music, just noise. I dared to light a cigarette (it used to be allowed back then) and Ms Wilcox stopped the song and told me to put it out as they had to breathe. Well fuck me, you were playing in a fucking nightclub not the Albert fucking hall you know. Needless to say as a paying customer I said fuck off and chain smoked the whole rest of the gig. It was priceless the look on her face when the bouncers did nothing as I knew them and as I said smoking was allowed. Previously her twatt of a husband refused to let my friend take his photo after a different gig. My friend congratulated him on a great gig (this one was not with the warbling witch) and politely asked for a photo and Mr Fripp said no and told him to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I kind of liked some of King Crimson stuff. There's no denying that Fripp's a good guitarist, but equally no denying his Telytubby wife's a completely talentless cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 His frippertronics and experimental works outside of King Crimson were not so good, with one great exception, an album called exposure which had other artists such as Daryl Hall, the immortal Peter Gabriel and Peter Hamill from Van der Graaf Generator on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Though King Crimson is one of my favourite bands, Fripp has 'I'm hard work' written all over his face. Somehow it doesn't surprise me he told your mate to fuck off. Now I've mentioned it, there are a few other words I would like to write on his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Wilcox is a no-trick pony who has somehow eked out a 40-year career based on the criminally low standards of Radio 1's playlist in the 70's and an industrial hair dye accident. On which note, Hazel O'Connor is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 His frippertronics and experimental works outside of King Crimson were not so good, with one great exception, an album called exposure which had other artists such as Daryl Hall, the immortal Peter Gabriel and Peter Hamill from Van der Graaf Generator on it. I had this. I think Adrian Belew sang the title song. I also liked "I advance masked" with Andy Summers". Mr Fripp is now a motivational speaker. Although if you see him on YouTube he comes across as rather lacklustre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 On 16/08/2014 at 15:20, Rev said: I kind of liked some of King Crimson stuff. There's no denying that Fripp's a good guitarist, but equally no denying his Telytubby wife's a completely talentless cunt. Robert Fripp is a bit of a guitar wizard. The man can play any genre...very, very well. He is a great jazz player with a fantastic grasp of harmony and tremendous chord knowledge. His King Crimson career peaked twice.. from 72 to74... and from 81 to 84. Both times coinciding with Bill Bruford occupancy of the drum stool. “Red” and “discipline” are my very favourites. Having said that..he seems very much on the spectrum and acknowledges that he is difficult to work with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Toyah was the great voice behind a Teletubby - she has a special gift from above. On 01/12/2020 at 06:26, Cunty BigBollox said: I accidentally clicked something? SORRY ProfB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 I quite liked her music .. it was great for parkinmg up somewhere near the M6 and blasting across with the CB radio on channel 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 40 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I quite liked her music .. it was great for parkinmg up somewhere near the M6 and blasting across with the CB radio on channel 19 Its a mystery tooooooo meeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Its a mystery tooooooo meeeeeeee 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 On 16/08/2014 at 15:15, Alfie Noakes said: Saw this warbling speech impediment back in early nineties with her guitarist husband performing in a seedy Brighton night club (there is nowhere seedier than a Brighton seafront night club - even the non chutney ferret clubs were all appalling). They were really dismal! The awful racket they made was not music, just noise. I dared to light a cigarette (it used to be allowed back then) and Ms Wilcox stopped the song and told me to put it out as they had to breathe. Well fuck me, you were playing in a fucking nightclub not the Albert fucking hall you know. Needless to say as a paying customer I said fuck off and chain smoked the whole rest of the gig. It was priceless the look on her face when the bouncers did nothing as I knew them and as I said smoking was allowed. Previously her twatt of a husband refused to let my friend take his photo after a different gig. My friend congratulated him on a great gig (this one was not with the warbling witch) and politely asked for a photo and Mr Fripp said no and told him to fuck off. I always reckoned ‘a shot in the dark’ ie. a late evening, deliberately misplaced violent pelvic thrust into her lower intestine with a large, mis-shaped, Congolese kidney-wiper would have rectified her lisp. I’m no recto-oral expert mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 16/08/2014 at 15:15, Alfie Noakes said: Saw this warbling speech impediment back in early nineties with her guitarist husband performing in a seedy Brighton night club (there is nowhere seedier than a Brighton seafront night club - even the non chutney ferret clubs were all appalling). They were really dismal! The awful racket they made was not music, just noise. I dared to light a cigarette (it used to be allowed back then) and Ms Wilcox stopped the song and told me to put it out as they had to breathe. Well fuck me, you were playing in a fucking nightclub not the Albert fucking hall you know. Needless to say as a paying customer I said fuck off and chain smoked the whole rest of the gig. It was priceless the look on her face when the bouncers did nothing as I knew them and as I said smoking was allowed. Previously her twatt of a husband refused to let my friend take his photo after a different gig. My friend congratulated him on a great gig (this one was not with the warbling witch) and politely asked for a photo and Mr Fripp said no and told him to fuck off. Did she say " xeaxe thix xmoking thix inxtanxe"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 I`m afraid these dark days are getting to me Edward, so to lighten the mood i`ve taken to screaming " It`s.........t i m e !" ala MMA`s fight announcer Bruce Buffer every time i go for a number 2. So far so good old friend.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 They're not popular in Pershore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 On 16/08/2014 at 15:20, Rev said: I kind of liked some of King Crimson stuff. There's no denying that Fripp's a good guitarist, but equally no denying his Telytubby wife's a completely talentless cunt. Fripp and Wilcox might be a pair of cunts but they’re no Jedward if you ask me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 On 10/12/2020 at 23:59, King Billy said: Fripp and Wilcox might be a pair of cunts but they’re no Jedward if you ask me. To be fair...her rather awkward speech defect aside, I'd very likely and quite fucking predictably, brown-town old Toyah up the council gritter until she girl-juiced. Adrian Belew is a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hammer of Cunts Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 8 hours ago, cuntspotter said: The best musical evocation of a headache that I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The best musical evocation of a headache that I've ever heard. I think it’s absolute fucking poetry and virtuosity of the highest order. A masterpiece of restraint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I think it’s absolute fucking poetry and virtuosity of the highest order. A masterpiece of restraint. I visited by grandmother in a care home by Crystal Palace last week, mask on, temperature taken before entry and all that. An old bird was shouting ‘help me’ over and over again in a shrill voice for the length of my visit. Far better to listen to than that old mans helmet shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I think it’s absolute fucking poetry and virtuosity of the highest order. A masterpiece of restraint. That's exactly what you said about Chet Baker tootling along to 'send in the clowns' with that old blagger Van Morrison murdering the vocals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's exactly what you said about Chet Baker tootling along to 'send in the clowns' with that old blagger Van Morrison murdering the vocals. Fuck off and listen to your Boyzone CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: I visited by grandmother in a care home by Crystal Palace last week, mask on, temperature taken before entry and all that. An old bird was shouting ‘help me’ over and over again in a shrill voice for the length of my visit. Far better to listen to than that old mans helmet shit. Again....In comprehensible English please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Again....In comprehensible English please. You get the drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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