Cunts Who Significantly Slow Down Ridiculously Early Before A Set Of Traffic Lights

[Guest N/A]

On 8/7/2018 at 1:18 PM, Decimus said:

More specifically cunt, singular, in particular my fucking wife. 

I've noticed whilst being in the car with her this week, that within 40 metres of a set of traffic lights that are green, she drastically slows down to the average pace of a shuffling spice addict. I have no idea what the fuck she is playing at, but the amount of times that the lights have turned red due to her fucking dawdling is starting to piss me off.

If slow and steady and being a complete fucking spastic wins the race, she's an Olympic champion.

Just fucking divorce the cunt.  There’s just no excuse for such behavoir.

[The Beast]

On ‎8‎/‎7‎/‎2018 at 1:32 PM, Lord McCunty said:

I hate cunts who rag up to red traffic lights then slam the brakes on.   You go slow on approach and can avoid having to stop altogether.   More economical and smoother.    

 A sure way of delaying the gravy strokes.

[Guest judgetwi]

I only have to read the title of this nom to know that the OP has got fuck all to say about fuck all and is desperate for attention.

It’s fucking hot at the moment innit?

What have you got to say about that then? 

[Miles]

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I only have to read the title of this nom to know that the OP has got fuck all to say about fuck all and is desperate for attention.

It’s fucking hot at the moment innit?

What have you got to say about that then? 

Everything OK Judge?

[Decimus]

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

It’s fucking hot at the moment innit?

What have you got to say about that then? 

That I hope to God you don't take your top off in the street, you disgusting fat slob.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Just fucking divorce the cunt.  There’s just no excuse for such behavoir.

The cleaning won't do itself, MC.  

[Bubba C]

8 hours ago, The Beast said:

 A sure way of delaying the gravy strokes.

I thought it was vinegar strokes?

Gravy would imply northern connotations, which would make it a pile of shit.

[Guest N/A]

10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

The cleaning won't do itself, MC.  

Get A Gook

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

20 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I only have to read the title of this nom to know that the OP has got fuck all to say about fuck all and is desperate for attention.

It’s fucking hot at the moment innit?

What have you got to say about that then? 

Perhaps you would like to suck my dick judge?

[Wolfie]

On 8/7/2018 at 1:32 PM, Lord McCunty said:

I hate cunts who rag up to red traffic lights then slam the brakes on.   You go slow on approach and can avoid having to stop altogether.   More economical and smoother.   

Agreed. Let the car do the work, and if you happen to ruffle a few impatient Audi RS5-driving feathers behind you, be it so.