Goober Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: After a comprehensive CC kicking, 'Johnny Blashford Snell' likes to go on an imaginary expedition. If he's in CC clink he's probably shanked all of the hardest bastards in there, killed three of the screws, monopolised the illicit snout trade, taken over the barber shop and given the all inmates that have survived his terror a bob. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How the fuck did he stick that poster back on the wall after he'd climbed through the hole? Harold is probably wondering the very same question tonight, regarding the Dianne Abbot poster in his cell. He’s going to be sorry when he dives into the hole and lands on Winstons bed in the cell next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Goober said: If he's in CC clink he's probably shanked all of the hardest bastards in there, killed three of the screws, monopolised the illicit snout trade, taken over the barber shop and given the all inmates that have survived his terror a bob. "Where's ya water blaster?" "What fuckin water blaster?" "This fuckin water blaster!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How the fuck did he stick that poster back on the wall after he'd climbed through the hole? More to the point, what did he stick it to the brick wall with in the first place since blue tack hadn't been invented then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Where's ya water blaster?" "What fuckin water blaster?" "This fuckin water blaster!" Good point. If he's not in there he should be fitted up for a short stretch so he can clean Punkape's dried on vaguely brown spunk farts off the walls. Maybe 4500 psi wouldn't be enough though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 27 minutes ago, Goober said: More to the point, what did he stick it to the brick wall with in the first place since blue tack hadn't been invented then Spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 47 minutes ago, Goober said: If he's in CC clink he's probably shanked all of the hardest bastards in there, killed three of the screws, monopolised the illicit snout trade, taken over the barber shop and given the all inmates that have survived his terror a bob. There's no hard bastard in there. All sedated. Boxing day dinner in there was disappointing. I got a kebab that looked like it had already been eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's no hard bastard in there. All sedated. Boxing day dinner in there was disappointing. I got a kebab that looked like it had already been eaten. That wasn't a kebab, it was a polymorph, or worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Is Jonny Spackpants in the clink too? Eddie will be having his first threesome if he is. Sorry, second. I forgot about Roops and her ego. I think he’s been killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spunk Wrong Cunt you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Goober said: If he's in CC clink he's probably shanked all of the hardest bastards in there, killed three of the screws, monopolised the illicit snout trade, taken over the barber shop and given the all inmates that have survived his terror a bob. An antipodean ‘Arry Grout then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Goober said: That wasn't a kebab, it was a polymorph, or worse. 'Lager, the only thing that can kill a curry' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: An antipodean ‘Arry Grout then? Hairy Grout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesse Ventura? I bet you're a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur! I aint got time to bleed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's no hard bastard in there. All sedated. Boxing day dinner in there was disappointing. I got a kebab that looked like it had already been eaten. I thought that kebab thing was just a rumour, i saw it written on a couple of bus stops like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's no hard bastard in there. All sedated. Boxing day dinner in there was disappointing. I got a kebab that looked like it had already been eaten. Did you see Frank? I believe his parole was refused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I think he’s been killed. Saucepan posted about three hours ago. Frank often vanishes for days or even weeks at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 16 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Saucepan posted about three hours ago. Frank often vanishes for days or even weeks at a time. I noticed that this morning. I thought he may have become another ‘death in prison’ statistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: I noticed that this morning. I thought he may have become another ‘death in prison’ statistic. Possibly the only true inmate is the Child Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I noticed that this morning. I thought he may have become another ‘death in prison’ statistic. Gobby Sands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dreary formulaic facsimile of U2. Songs probably written by his dad. Another celebrity kid handed a lucrative career despite having no talent of their own. I wonder if Harvey Price will be getting his tits out for the Sunday Sport any time soon. Now that I really would pay to see Authoritah! 🐀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Now that I really would pay to see Authoritah! 🐀 Pan galactic shrimp snuffler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dreary formulaic facsimile of U2. Songs probably written by his dad. Another celebrity kid handed a lucrative career despite having no talent of their own. I wonder if Harvey Price will be getting his tits out for the Sunday Sport any time soon. Is this another "what I see"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 41 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Is this another "what I see"? Looks like it. "guitars are really great, but difficult to play" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Looks like it. "guitars are really great, but difficult to play" That comment is worth 5 likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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