Stubby Pecker Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You won't like this, then....are you near to the toilet? I was referring to Bubba. He gave you a like a couple of days ago that reeked of L'amour! No, I can deal with bubbs as he's just a taffy simpleton. I've been harsh to him in the recent past and will offer a full apology when he admits he's at breaking point/still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No, I can deal with bubbs as he's just a taffy simpleton. I've been harsh to him in the recent past and will offer a full apology when he admits he's at breaking point/still alive Just don't turn your back to him. You'd give him the horn then he'd grass you up for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 23 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Her current morbid obesity is all down to Pumpkin seeds propagating up here arse. Plus of course, all the horsemen knew-'er. In all honesty, the only thing that'd prevent me from spaffing up Charlie is my desire to avoid bestiality charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just don't turn your back to him. You'd give him the horn then he'd grass you up for something. I'm well aware of his snake like qualities, and fortunately, so are his clique boyfriends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: God bless ya Stubbs...thats one knocked out before tea,I'll save this in the 'ol wank bank for laters. Unbelievably, my ex was the spitting image of Ellie. What the fuck she saw in a spud headed cunt like me, I'll never know. She could guarantee having at least 5 orgasms every time she jumped on top. However, like many things in life, it was to good to be true as she was a mad psycho bitch from hell and a kraut to boot. Not a fan of Dad Army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Unbelievably, my ex was the spitting image of Ellie. What the fuck she saw in a spud headed cunt like me, I'll never know. She could guarantee having at least 5 orgasms every time she jumped on top. However, like many things in life, it was to good to be true as she was a mad psycho bitch from hell and a kraut to boot. Not a fan of Dad Army Did she have ridiculously hairy armpits, like that 99 red balloons cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: You won't like this, then....are you near to the toilet? I was referring to Bubba. He gave you a like a couple of days ago that reeked of L'amour! He's given him another like so love is definitely in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's given him another like so love is definitely in the air. Do you make scones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Do you make scones? You make Wolfie seem sensible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did she have ridiculously hairy armpits, like that 99 red balloons cunt? Unfortunately not, and her pubes weren't the normal wiry stuff but smooth and fine blonde tuft. Pure Aryan breeding stock that would have ratty pissing is pants. But like I said, she was fucking tapped in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Unfortunately not, and her pubes weren't the normal wiry stuff but smooth and fine blonde tuft. Pure Aryan breeding stock that would have ratty pissing is pants. But like I said, she was fucking tapped in the head It's a pity the really fit ones turn out to be psychopaths. They should be partially lobotomised and turned into 'Cherry 2000' style fuck-puppets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did she have ridiculously hairy armpits, like that 99 red balloons cunt? "99 Luftballons" .. she was German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did she have ridiculously hairy armpits, like that 99 red balloons cunt? She looked like she had two 1979 Sigourney Weaver twats under her arms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a pity the really fit ones turn out to be psychopaths. They should be partially lobotomised and turned into 'Cherry 2000' style fuck-puppets. Fit ones are always boring shags anyway, Eric. Especially when they just lie there putting no effort in after you've chloroformed them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Unbelievably, Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Fit ones are always boring shags anyway, Eric. Especially when they just lie there putting no effort in after you've chloroformed them. Romance and chivalry live on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: She looked like she had two 1979 Sigourney Weaver twats under her arms. Was her bush exposed in Alien? i don't recall that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Romance and chivalry live on! For the ones he leaves alive perhaps To be fair, death is probably a relief for these Geordie slaaags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 On 20/09/2018 at 22:18, Wolfie said: In all honesty, the only thing that'd prevent me from spaffing up Charlie is my desire to avoid bestiality charges. I think she must have eaten all those fucking beans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Neil said: I think she must have eaten all those fucking beans! Told you all she was fat. The fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 58 minutes ago, Neil said: I think she must have eaten all those fucking beans! Bet you still would Neil. Just throw sherbet on her and fuck the fizzy bit. Personally, the only time I'd want to hear her shouting "Give it to me!" is if I'd hidden her insulin. Ham planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Was her bush exposed in Alien? i don't recall that. Didn't have to be. Those weird half-knickers she was wearing were full size when she got into them: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: I think she must have eaten all those fucking beans! You dirty cunt Neil, I bet you've already planned where to spaff your filthy muck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: Didn't have to be. Those weird half-knickers she was wearing were full size when she got into them: While one's imagination doesn't need to work too hard, I'm fairly sure she does flash her most alluring bit of anatomy at some point, though I can't recall precisely when. Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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