Guest sean5302 Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Can I believe the world I'm living in? Tesla has announced it only lost £565 million over the last quarter, so the share price has risen 10% today. I wonder if there's any way of getting the names and addresses of anyone who bought a Tesla. I reckon I could sell them anything. Look at Dr. Bonkers' latest venture. https://electrek.co/2018/07/28/tesla-surfboard/ They're absolutely marvellous. I have to go for a lie down now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest sean5302 Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Shares in the electric carmaker jumped 10pc in after-hours trading this evening after Tesla said it could be "sustainably profitable" by the end of the year. It reported a loss of $742m (£565m) for the three months to June 30, slightly down on its previous numbers. However, revenues rose to $4bn in the three months to June 30, up from $2.7bn, and its negative free cash flow came in at around $160m below analyst expectations, at $740m, as it burned much less cash than in recent quarters. What the heck is "could be"? What is "sustainably profitable". All bollocks. Presumably customers living in Nevada and Birmingham will have already given Dr Bonkers their credit card details for priority delivery. This is all very heartening proving that the frailty of human nature and stupidity lives on living the American dream..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Can I believe the world I'm living in? Tesla has announced it only lost £565 million over the last quarter, so the share price has risen 10% today. I wonder if there's any way of getting the names and addresses of anyone who bought a Tesla. I reckon I could sell them anything. Look at Dr. Bonkers' latest venture. https://electrek.co/2018/07/28/tesla-surfboard/ They're absolutely marvellous. I have to go for a lie down now. 9 minutes ago, sean5302 said: 6 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Shares in the electric carmaker jumped 10pc in after-hours trading this evening after Tesla said it could be "sustainably profitable" by the end of the year. It reported a loss of $742m (£565m) for the three months to June 30, slightly down on its previous numbers. However, revenues rose to $4bn in the three months to June 30, up from $2.7bn, and its negative free cash flow came in at around $160m below analyst expectations, at $740m, as it burned much less cash than in recent quarters. What the heck is "could be"? What is "sustainably profitable". All bollocks. Presumably customers living in Nevada and Birmingham will have already given Dr Bonkers their credit card details for priority delivery. This is all very heartening proving that the frailty of human nature and stupidity lives on living the American dream..... Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Never, in all my years, have I witnessed such desperate fucking attention seeking antics as an OP rattling off three posts before anyone else has submitted anything. You're a fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Fucking excellent news, that's my holiday next month paid for then, nice one Elon. It never hurts to hedge with a few VIX-based ETF trades to be on the safe side, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Never, in all my years, have I witnessed such desperate fucking attention seeking antics as an OP rattling off three posts before anyone else has posted anything. You're a fucking disgrace. Actually, I'm a complete cunt. I should have joined here years ago. I hope these 3 posts have annoyed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 59 minutes ago, sean5302 said: Can I believe the world I'm living in? Tesla has announced it only lost £565 million over the last quarter, so the share price has risen 10% today. I wonder if there's any way of getting the names and addresses of anyone who bought a Tesla. I reckon I could sell them anything. Look at Dr. Bonkers' latest venture. https://electrek.co/2018/07/28/tesla-surfboard/ They're absolutely marvellous. I have to go for a lie down now. I thought that Mr "Beardy" Branson's enterprises worked like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, sean5302 said: Shares in the electric carmaker jumped 10pc in after-hours trading this evening after Tesla said it could be "sustainably profitable" by the end of the year. It reported a loss of $742m (£565m) for the three months to June 30, slightly down on its previous numbers. However, revenues rose to $4bn in the three months to June 30, up from $2.7bn, and its negative free cash flow came in at around $160m below analyst expectations, at $740m, as it burned much less cash than in recent quarters. What the heck is "could be"? What is "sustainably profitable". All bollocks. Presumably customers living in Nevada and Birmingham will have already given Dr Bonkers their credit card details for priority delivery. This is all very heartening proving that the frailty of human nature and stupidity lives on living the American dream..... I had it explained to me once. Its based on the idea that the rise in the value of the physical or salable assets exceeds that of the losses in trading. Often the brand itself become an asset of value where its name is attached to unrelated products. I think that the mighty Trumpton himself values his name at about $3Billion and increases that figure from time to time to cover for the losses elsewhere. It a good racket that usually falls apart after death such as what happened when "Captain" Bob Maxwell fell off his yacht leaving his offspring with a massive pile of debt as will likely happen to Trump's offspring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Pile of shit. Agreed. @Lady Penelope or whatever he's calling himself these days (thus contravening rule 5,@Mrs Roops @cuntspotter @Admin you useless fucking complicit twats) posts nothing but utter fucking drivel that no cunt even bothers to read. One wonders why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed. @Lady Penelope or whatever he's calling himself these days (thus contravening rule 5,@Mrs Roops @cuntspotter @Admin you useless fucking complicit twats) I'll thank you to keep your big fat fucking beak out of matters that don't concern you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll thank you to keep your big fat fucking beak out of matters that don't concern you. Noted 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Slippers said: I had it explained to me once. Its based on the idea that the rise in the value of the physical or salable assets exceeds that of the losses in trading. Often the brand itself become an asset of value where its name is attached to unrelated products. I think that the mighty Trumpton himself values his name at about $3Billion and increases that figure from time to time to cover for the losses elsewhere. It a good racket that usually falls apart after death such as what happened when "Captain" Bob Maxwell fell off his yacht leaving his offspring with a massive pile of debt as will likely happen to Trump's offspring. Good cut and paste from google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Good cut and paste from google. Prove it. Show us the source article then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed. @Lady Penelope or whatever he's calling himself these days (thus contravening rule 5,@Mrs Roops @cuntspotter @Admin you useless fucking complicit twats) posts nothing but utter fucking drivel that no cunt even bothers to read. One wonders why. This is clearly too much for you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 21 hours ago, sean5302 said: Shares in the electric carmaker jumped 10pc in after-hours trading this evening after Tesla said it could be "sustainably profitable" by the end of the year. It reported a loss of $742m (£565m) for the three months to June 30, slightly down on its previous numbers. However, revenues rose to $4bn in the three months to June 30, up from $2.7bn, and its negative free cash flow came in at around $160m below analyst expectations, at $740m, as it burned much less cash than in recent quarters. What the heck is "could be"? What is "sustainably profitable". All bollocks. Presumably customers living in Nevada and Birmingham will have already given Dr Bonkers their credit card details for priority delivery. This is all very heartening proving that the frailty of human nature and stupidity lives on living the American dream..... Any chance of formatting your posts a bit? And by that I mean deleting everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: This is clearly too much for you. Has @Stubby Pecker ever considered the possibility that Dead Penelope may had discussed the matter with one of the mods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 56 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Any chance of formatting your posts a bit? And by that I mean deleting everything. Every chance. I'm still wearing "L" plates and haven't worked a few things out yet, like posting Youtube clips? Does my textual format annoy you? I do hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: This is clearly too much for you. After almost 4 years here, I'd beg to differ. One assumes a proper explanation of my legitimate question regarding the multiple IDs and special mates rules, isn't forthcoming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: After almost 4 years here, I'd beg to differ. One assumes a proper explanation of my legitimate question regarding the multiple IDs and special mates rules, isn't forthcoming? It never will be. No point in worrying about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: After almost 4 years here, I'd beg to differ. One assumes a proper explanation of my legitimate question regarding the multiple IDs and special mates rules, isn't forthcoming? No cunt gets an explanation for anything, ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 16 minutes ago, The Beast said: No cunt gets an explanation for anything, ever. I do quite enjoy the Byzantine and Machiavellian machinations of the admin team. Quid pro quo, if I destroy that nosey little cunt Stubby for you, will you let Quincy back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: After almost 4 years here, I'd beg to differ. One assumes a proper explanation of my legitimate question regarding the multiple IDs and special mates rules, isn't forthcoming? This isn't a tribunal hearing, you aren't entitled to diddly fucking squat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: After almost 4 years here, I'd beg to differ. One assumes a proper explanation of my legitimate question regarding the multiple IDs and special mates rules, isn't forthcoming? Stubby this is Cunts Corner .. it is not a Cotswolds flower meadow and you are not here to do a study of the flora and fauna or to make a report. You keep coming back to ask the same question to which you have been told you will not get an answer and even where you do get an answer you go on asking the same fucking question. Being as you are an ecologist this is slightly odd, as you are behaving more like a creationist who has been given perfectly reasonable answers and explanations based on scientific facts but still come back asking the same questions because it does not fit in with his/her creationist beliefs. I would be tempted to say that you are in the wrong place, but in reality although you are not in slightest bit amusing or funny the fact that you keep coming back to be kicked around is amusing to watch. Although your fixation with my gender and in what might be in my knickers is slightly creepy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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