Guest Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 First Elephants.Then us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: An addiction to the dark web is the sole reason why you are posting this shit surreptitiously on a smuggled mobile phone whilst hunched over your whizzing fist in a category A prison cell. Repent, you dirty northern bastard. Yes, you're right with most of that. HMP Hull is my local and it's a Cat "B" prison. They have a BOSS chair when you go in. Body Orifice Search system. I had to push the phone so far up that i can't get it out again. I'm using a mirror on the floor to see the keypad. My fingers can't always reach all the letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: ...paging baws.....baws to the main board.... he's at the cold meat counter at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 15 hours ago, Boaby said: Fuck sake, I was young, I needed the money. What’s wrong in tossing an elephant off for a fiver. Don’t judge me Was Roops a fluffer? Did she get a Tenner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, sean5302 said: Yes, you're right with most of that. HMP Hull is my local and it's a Cat "B" prison. They have a BOSS chair when you go in. Body Orifice Search system. I had to push the phone so far up that i can't get it out again. I'm using a mirror on the floor to see the keypad. My fingers can't always reach all the letters. Clearly you are on EE as Vodafone has no reception up your arse. Guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Clearly you are on EE as Vodafone has no reception up your arse. Guaranteed. My kids' bedrooms were on EE. Everything, everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 5 hours ago, sean5302 said: My kids' bedrooms were on EE. Everything, everywhere. MikeD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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