ratcum Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You'd end up with the magnificent HMS Ocean shoved up your arse? and you wonder why you don't get any ratlikes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Frankly Ratmeister, I'm surprised nobody decided to lob a round over Punky's bow on this and go with WORSHIP! The dopey cunt would probably end in the cooler forever with his Roman Catholic diarrhetic rant. darkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: imagine if you got 'warship' and 'parsnip' mixed up! A boisterous and uncanny day indeed. All the little armoured parsnips, Bobbing around, firing tor-pea-does and being destroyed by magnetically triggered plankton. Larks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Sure yiv tried to wipe us out for centuries stubberz an consistently failed..you'll never be rid of us panzerknacker I personally haven't done anything to harm a single paddy, except refuse to drink your inferior whiskey. And considering my family all originate for about 2 square miles of the same inbreed village, I'll take no responsiblity for the hurt you poor oppressed cunts have suffered at the hands of the evil English. Mrs Pecker is mostly jock however and I believe that lot hacked up a few bog trotters back in the day. Not nearly enough it seems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I doubt you would cope with isolation as well as you imagine. The lack of chubby, middle-aged lonely women would cause you to take risks to satisfy your urges. I can picture the tabloid headlines.... LAST MAN IN IRELAND EATEN BY FERAL PIGS WHILE ATTEMPTING TO HAVE SEX WITH ONE! Let's hope a huge hairy boar smashed his backdoors in for good measure. Oh the irony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Slippers said: True, you'll be living over here when the goat herders of peace have driven you out. The great irony is that by you lot voting to leave you've slapped the belly of European leaders on this whole immigration lark ..that importing the third world will only turn you into the third world ..for that service you are to be commended but brexit will not solve yer immigration problem slippers baby panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: The great irony is that by you lot voting to leave you've slapped the belly of European leaders on this whole immigration lark ..that importing the third world will only turn you into the third world ..for that service you are to be commended but brexit will not solve yer immigration problem slippers baby panzerknacker So you like having 4 to 5 levels of overpaid, expenses stealing, interfering nobodies running your life? Fucking sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: So you like having 4 to 5 levels of overpaid, expenses stealing, interfering nobodies running your life? Fucking sheep. Alfie baby..poor Ireland has suffered long enough from politicians who put idealism above pragmatism..I am happy to know their ability to cause damage is somewhat restricted..be nice to the gay Indian he could be yer best mate after March 29 Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 On 8/2/2018 at 9:33 AM, sean5302 said: Firstly, I don't like the idea of the British empire. Going off around the world and taking over people's countries. What on earth have the Malvinas got to do with us? They're 6000 miles away. Is America a British colony? What would Trump say? Foxtrot Oscar. The whole idea of nationality is a disgrace. You're born into the world and should be able to go as you please. My Granddad told me that 100 years ago you had to show your birth certificate to travel long distance on a train, telling some cunt in the office where you were going. Just like showing my passport at the airport. What business is it of any cunt where I'm going? If a "large noir" wants to come here and he's better qualified than Jeremy Kyle's finest, why not? I'd employ him. If I want works doing to the mansion, I'll pick a Polish builder rather than a load of curry-packers from Bradford. My choice. Secondly, who won the war? We didn't. The whole world intervened after Poland, France and much of Europe was invaded. My Dad said Italian tanks had 6 gears, 1 forward and 5 reverse. Their national flag was white on white background. If the world hadn't got involved, how long do you think the UK would have lasted against the might of Germany? This is the real purpose of the EU. Thirdly, are you going to get your hoe, staff and crook out to defend yourself against smart bombs and missiles? We have no technology here. The British Army is composed of people so thick they have to be told when to eat, sleep and defecate. Nobody else would employ them so they have to go into the army, as cannon fodder. Are you going to rely on them in the event of trouble? This is Cunts Corner, not a place for the memoirs of a geriatric. No-one here, and I mean no-one, cares what your paternal lineage thought about travel documents and tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 With age comes experience and wisdom. I know you'll struggle to realise that. I presume travel documents in your world are bus tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, sean5302 said: With age comes experience and wisdom. I know you'll struggle to realise that. I presume travel documents in your world are bus tickets. He has got a collection of Aptis and Sportis train tickets as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, sean5302 said: With age comes experience and wisdom. I know you'll struggle to realise that. I presume travel documents in your world are bus tickets. I must also ask .. have you still got your "seen & approved" rubber stamps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sean5302 Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 I don't recall. They could be in a drawer somewhere. I'd ask William TD but he doesn't know a drawer from a draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, sean5302 said: I don't recall. They could be in a drawer somewhere. I'd ask William TD but he doesn't know a drawer from a draw. Do you like to "draw" people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Can we draw this to a close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Can we draw this to a close. No..piss off Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 41 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Can we draw this to a close. Or "Drawer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 22 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Is that punkape's boat? That was Frank's boat before it ripened and then "went off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: No..piss off Panzerknacker Don't make my blood boil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't make my blood boil... Piss has a higher boiling point Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Piss has a higher boiling point Panzerknacker I take it that you're experienced in such matters? Punkers tends to drink piss, not boil it, but I guess you're both in the same boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I take it that you're experienced in such matters? Punkers tends to drink piss, not boil it, but I guess you're both in the same boat. More water in piss I spose.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 On 8/3/2018 at 11:45 AM, sean5302 said: I don't recall. They could be in a drawer somewhere. I'd ask William TD but he doesn't know a drawer from a draw. Disgusting and hypocritical antics from Bill here, Sean. Any grammatical error his limited intelligence is capable of perceiving is immediately pounced upon. However, no allowance is made for his own mediocre talents when it comes to the English language. Much like he created Bowballs and gave himself ten likes a day, he now slanders me in a similar hypocritical manner as my name has been mentioned in the same breath as John Bull. @William T.D. Stickers retract your shit or I'm coming for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Disgusting and hypocritical antics from Bill here, Sean. Any grammatical error his limited intelligence is capable of perceiving is immediately pounced upon. However, no allowance is made for his own mediocre talents when it comes to the English language. Much like he created Bowballs and gave himself ten likes a day, he now slanders me in a similar hypocritical manner as my name has been mentioned in the same breath as John Bull. @William T.D. Stickers retract your shit or I'm coming for you. What a load of Bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 Be careful @Eric Cuntman this is a trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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