Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 35 minutes ago, Slippers said: At a guess Punker's christian name is something like Cecil or Wilbert. Montmorency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 20 hours ago, DrCunt said: Considering how limp his wrists are likely to be, I find it unbelievable that he can use his wood to forcefully drive his balls into the matted undergrowth. He does seem to enjoy a lay in the rough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 9:12 PM, ratcum said: I'm thinking of digging up Maggie Thatcher and giving her a good pumping Grotty. Fancy sponsoring me? I will give you a fiver, no rubber though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 14 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I will give you a fiver, no rubber though. fair. It's £5 for every limb that falls off during the fucking, £1 a digit. All money goes to blind dogs for the Girl Guides 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: fair. It's £5 for every limb that falls off during the fucking, £1 a digit. All money goes to blind dogs for the Girl Guides Give Boaby a pair of sunnies, and he'll bark for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 On 7/29/2018 at 9:34 PM, Slippers said: Punker's do you say "Rugby" or "Rugger"? Neither. He screams "Bugger" at the top of his voice and by 'Jeans' he means 'Genes' which in his case are homogenerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 12:25 AM, Eric Cuntman said: Montmorency. William Montmorency Beaumont Kerr. I claim my five pounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 1:54 PM, Punkape said: I’ve no doubt you have at least a dozen pairs of jeans 👖..... lol. Why would anyone need a dozen pairs of jeans? Unless, of course, you constantly piss and shit yourself. That may explain why you are always on here childishly trying to provoke people to get attention. Let’s face it, nobody is going to go near you when you stink of piss and shit, despite your obvious disabilities and our media driven feelings of guilt for the disadvantaged ( oooh I love the Paralympics, I really do! They’re so brave, so determined .........pass me those crisps and what time is Love Island on? ) Hope you get better soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: Why would anyone need a dozen pairs of jeans? Unless, of course, you constantly piss and shit yourself. That may explain why you are always on here childishly trying to provoke people to get attention. Let’s face it, nobody is going to go near you when you stink of piss and shit, despite your obvious disabilities and our media driven feelings of guilt for the disadvantaged ( oooh I love the Paralympics, I really do! They’re so brave, so determined .........pass me those crisps and what time is Love Island on? ) Hope you get better soon. A wise man once said: "As usual you attempt to put words in my mouth. Just like you love to portray me as fat, gay etc." Please take your own advice and do not insinuate that Punkape is incontinent by putting words in his mouth. He's more than happy with just your cock in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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