Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Want a meet? I am easy to find, I will be holding a white flag stained with goose shit, standing on a tall viaduct, middle of France. I will demonstrate entente cordiale with a brick. Next time you're in London goose neck...as traveling to France holds no appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 On 19/07/2018 at 14:31, camberwell gypsy said: My dad put his foot through the TV screen years ago when the BBCs coverage of Surrey v Hampshire Sunday league match was interrupted for coverage of the Portuguese sidecar grand Prix. "Ya cunts yers" he shouted as his foot went through the screen. Yeah, but it wasn’t his telly in the first place and he didn’t have to pay for the replacement. The pikey Elvis, if you like. I hope Mrs Boris hasn’t sold her flat round your way. The remoaners have his ball bag in a vice and they won’t be letting go. Silly Eton Toffboy thought he was the Establishment but the world has changed and he didn’t see it. Dozy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yeah, but it wasn’t his telly in the first place and he didn’t have to pay for the replacement. The pikey Elvis, if you like. I hope Mrs Boris hasn’t sold her flat round your way. The remoaners have his ball bag in a vice and they won’t be letting go. Silly Eton Toffboy thought he was the Establishment but the world has changed and he didn’t see it. Dozy cunt. For once I agree with you. Farage is the only sensible choice. Yes, he's a fucking self-interested politician.. yes, he will be shifty and feather his own nest. But to be objective, he's the only cunt in politics who is neither thick as shit, or a minority appeasing weakling. And almost certainly the only cunt bright enough to sort out this clusterfuck to an acceptable conclusion. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Frank said: Some catching up to do, deccoroooooooo. Straight in at the cheap seats. Jazzy, spastic.. saxophone! superb. Wanker. Here's an idea, why don't you try doing something incredibly original and 'kooky', like quoting me but calling me by a different name. People will find it side-splittingly fucking hilarious that you could make such a basic and oh-so non-deliberate error. I'm sure you can get some mileage out of that. Cretaceous cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: Here's an idea, why don't you try doing something incredibly original and 'kooky', like quoting me but calling me by a different name. People will find it side-splittingly fucking hilarious that you could make such a basic and oh-so non-deliberate error. I'm sure you can get some mileage out of that. Cretaceous cunt. Hello again Decipus. Goodbye again soon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Decimus said: I think it's fair to say that if your entire existence could be summed up in one musical sample, it'd be the saxophone solo in 'Baker Street'. Fuck off you jazzy little spastic. How was Corsica? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: How was Corsica? I'm not Alan Whicker, go and find out for yourself, you musty old fucking hag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not Alan Whicker, go and find out for yourself, you musty old fucking hag. More Judith Chalmers,welcome back and get fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2. Predictable, box-ticking, derivative and dull. White, male, middle-aged, populist MP (have a guess which party!) is going to be bought down by a combination of crusading femal journalist (with sexist, white, middle age, male boss) and her Asian lover, with possible help from a black female lawyer. MP has an illegitimate child (guess which race!), a (legitimate) drug-addicted daughter, a lesbian chauffeur, a female boss with a (smug) female chief whip and an extra-marital affair. What other cliche can we fit in? Oh yes - his dark secret the journalist is going to expose, is that he was trying 'to sell off the NHS'. I think in Episode two he tries to laser off the swastika tattoo, whilst machine gunning a dinghy full of transgender refugees off the Goodwin Sands, with flashback images of him being in Grenfell Tower with a box of matches on 14 June 2017. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2. Predictable, box-ticking, derivative dull. White, male, middle-aged, populist MP (have a guess which party!) is going to be bought down by a combination of crusading femal journalist (with sexist middle age, male boss) and her Asian lover, with possible help from a black female lawyer. MP has an illegitimate child (guess which race!), a (legitimate) drug-addicted daughter a lesbian chauffeur, a female boss with a (smug) female chief whip and an extra-marital affair. What other cliche can we fit in? Oh yes - his dark secret the journalist is going to expose, is that he was trying 'to sell off the NHS'. I think in Episode two he tries to laser off the swastika tattoo, whilst machine gunning a dinghy full of transgender refugees off the Goodwin Sands, with flashback images of him being in Grenfell Tower with a box of matches on 14 June 2017. "Roadkill"? Those fucking cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: "Roadkill"? Those fucking cunts! Yeah - the irony of it was not lost on me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 26 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2. Predictable, box-ticking, derivative dull. White, male, middle-aged, populist MP (have a guess which party!) is going to be bought down by a combination of crusading femal journalist (with sexist middle age, male boss) and her Asian lover, with possible help from a black female lawyer. MP has an illegitimate child (guess which race!), a (legitimate) drug-addicted daughter a lesbian chauffeur, a female boss with a (smug) female chief whip and an extra-marital affair. What other cliche can we fit in? Oh yes - his dark secret the journalist is going to expose, is that he was trying 'to sell off the NHS'. I think in Episode two he tries to laser off the swastika tattoo, whilst machine gunning a dinghy full of transgender refugees off the Goodwin Sands, with flashback images of him being in Grenfell Tower with a box of matches on 14 June 2017. I'm glad you have saved me the time as I thought about giving this a look.I can't stand the cunt anyway,bought out a blues album that if played in a lift would make you wish the cable would snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm glad you have saved me the time as I thought about giving this a look.I can't stand the cunt anyway,bought out a blues album that if played in a lift would make you wish the cable would snap. Sounds like a sort of House of Cards cash grab - probaby been rushed through the works the moment Spacey got called a nonce and hit every left wing, liberal, LGBT, socialist branch on the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 He was actually quite funny playing a fucking dimwit in Blackadder,its when he tries to be himself he turns into a complete fucking tosser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2. On a completely unrelated note, have any football fans (aka fucking poofters, obviously) noticed that at the beginning of any BBC Match of the Day highlights - for every single fucking match - they show the taking of the knee? They don't show the kickoff itself, because that's obviously not a highlight in their minds, whereas a now-formulaic communal virtue signalling gesture apparently is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: "Roadkill"? Those fucking cunts! Charge the cunts a licence fee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Saw episode 1 of BBC 1's Sunday night drama 'Roadkill' and it's safe to say I won't be watching episode 2. Predictable, box-ticking, derivative and dull. White, male, middle-aged, populist MP (have a guess which party!) is going to be bought down by a combination of crusading femal journalist (with sexist, white, middle age, male boss) and her Asian lover, with possible help from a black female lawyer. MP has an illegitimate child (guess which race!), a (legitimate) drug-addicted daughter, a lesbian chauffeur, a female boss with a (smug) female chief whip and an extra-marital affair. What other cliche can we fit in? Oh yes - his dark secret the journalist is going to expose, is that he was trying 'to sell off the NHS'. I think in Episode two he tries to laser off the swastika tattoo, whilst machine gunning a dinghy full of transgender refugees off the Goodwin Sands, with flashback images of him being in Grenfell Tower with a box of matches on 14 June 2017. I think its absolutely outrageous of the BBC. I mean no wheelchair user? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: On a completely unrelated note, have any football fans (aka fucking poofters, obviously) noticed that at the beginning of any BBC Match of the Day highlights - for every single fucking match - they show the taking of the knee? They don't show the kickoff itself, because that's obviously not a highlight in their minds, whereas a now-formulaic communal virtue signalling gesture apparently is. I notice on sky football programme on Saturday they've got rid of the old firm of studio pundits and replaced them with some woman with an 80s Jane Torvill barnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think its absolutely outrageous of the BBC. I mean no wheelchair user? She'll probably be in Episode three - a 'differentailly abled martial arts expert' sent to protect the lesbian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: She'll probably be in Episode three - a 'differentailly abled martial arts expert' sent to protect the lesbian! 'Enter The Spacker' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Enter The Spacker' You don't want to fuck with this cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Just now, Cuntybaws said: You don't want to fuck this this cunt! Flid Trouble In Little China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 On 11/09/2019 at 23:50, Jake The Muss said: Next time you're in London goose neck...as traveling to France holds no appeal. "Travelling to France holds no appeal". The utterance of a servile peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You don't want to fuck with this cunt! Just give him a firework and tell him to light it at arms length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You don't want to fuck with this cunt! Ah-so, ass hopper! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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