Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 What is it with older men and their complete lack of self worth and style. It appears to me as a chap in his later years, that a lot of men have simply given up on fashion, or even just wearing clean clothes. We have a new starter at work who is in his 40s and he turned up the other day in a pair of plastic shoes that a police man would look shit in. His trousers were grey polyester matalan cheapo slacks. His shirt was badly ironed and was supposed to be white but was grey in the wash. He also smelt, “stale” like his clothes had been on the washing line directly outside the extractor fan of a 24 hour McDonald’s fat fryer. His hair was of no style or cut description and was reminiscent of me in my school photos ages 5 , before I learnt to comb my hair and wash it and to tell my mum to fuck off when trying home cutting it. Basically I can see guys wandering around town, over the age of 35 with not an ounce of self image or personal pride in their appearance. You know the sort of guy Roops would fancy. They look like a fucking set of scruffy tramp cunts and someone needs to get hold of them all and give them a makeover. Maybe upgrade their look by introducing them to charity shops or a waste bin. I imagine Blubber C looking like this when he grows up. I count Ape out of discussions of fashion as no doubt he can rock the look anywhere with his Hanna Montana T shirt and pink chinos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 I spend my days in blue track suit bottoms and trainers and a variety of polo shirts but I am in superb physical shape Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I spend my days in blue track suit bottoms and trainers and a variety of polo shirts but I am in superb physical shape Panzerknacker That is totally acceptable, so long as the polo shirts are washed , ironed and don’t smell of piss. Track suit bottoms are only acceptable if you work in the sports health and fitness sector. Otherwise you are a fucking benefits Pikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 40 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: That is totally acceptable, so long as the polo shirts are washed , ironed and don’t smell of piss. Track suit bottoms are only acceptable if you work in the sports health and fitness sector. Otherwise you are a fucking benefits Pikey. I do part time fitness instructing and am a doley loafer bludger ..but as I dont have to be any particular place I find its the easiest thing to wear ...I've 14 pairs and 24 polo shirts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 59 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: What is it with older men and their complete lack of self worth and style. It appears to me as a chap in his later years, that a lot of men have simply given up on fashion, or even just wearing clean clothes. We have a new starter at work who is in his 40s and he turned up the other day in a pair of plastic shoes that a police man would look shit in. His trousers were grey polyester matalan cheapo slacks. His shirt was badly ironed and was supposed to be white but was grey in the wash. He also smelt, “stale” like his clothes had been on the washing line directly outside the extractor fan of a 24 hour McDonald’s fat fryer. His hair was of no style or cut description and was reminiscent of me in my school photos ages 5 , before I learnt to comb my hair and wash it and to tell my mum to fuck off when trying home cutting it. Basically I can see guys wandering around town, over the age of 35 with not an ounce of self image or personal pride in their appearance. You know the sort of guy Roops would fancy. They look like a fucking set of scruffy tramp cunts and someone needs to get hold of them all and give them a makeover. Maybe upgrade their look by introducing them to charity shops or a waste bin. I imagine Blubber C looking like this when he grows up. I count Ape out of discussions of fashion as no doubt he can rock the look anywhere with his Hanna Montana T shirt and pink chinos. I might be mistaken, but is that you over on the other thread wearing a pair of turned-up stonewashed demin three-quarter-lengths? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I might be mistaken, but is that you over on the other thread wearing a pair of turned-up stonewashed demin three-quarter-lengths? No 'might be' about it. Dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: What is it with older men and their complete lack of self worth and style. It appears to me as a chap in his later years, that a lot of men have simply given up on fashion, or even just wearing clean clothes. We have a new starter at work who is in his 40s and he turned up the other day in a pair of plastic shoes that a police man would look shit in. His trousers were grey polyester matalan cheapo slacks. His shirt was badly ironed and was supposed to be white but was grey in the wash. He also smelt, “stale” like his clothes had been on the washing line directly outside the extractor fan of a 24 hour McDonald’s fat fryer. His hair was of no style or cut description and was reminiscent of me in my school photos ages 5 , before I learnt to comb my hair and wash it and to tell my mum to fuck off when trying home cutting it. Basically I can see guys wandering around town, over the age of 35 with not an ounce of self image or personal pride in their appearance. You know the sort of guy Roops would fancy. They look like a fucking set of scruffy tramp cunts and someone needs to get hold of them all and give them a makeover. Maybe upgrade their look by introducing them to charity shops or a waste bin. I imagine Blubber C looking like this when he grows up. I count Ape out of discussions of fashion as no doubt he can rock the look anywhere with his Hanna Montana T shirt and pink chinos. Why would anyone working at your tarmac empire bother to wear decent clothes? Sondico wearing chav wanker. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I spend my days in blue track suit bottoms and trainers and a variety of polo shirts but I am in superb physical shape Panzerknacker Most blue tracksuit bottoms are fairly dark in colour. Is this because skidmarks are less noticeable when you shit yourself after taking protein supplements? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, Frank said: I might be mistaken, but is that you over on the other thread wearing a pair of turned-up stonewashed demin three-quarter-lengths? You fucking cunt, I just did this gag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What is it with older men and their complete lack of self worth and style. It appears to me as a chap in his later years, that a lot of men have simply given up on fashion, or even just wearing clean clothes. We have a new starter at work who is in his 40s and he turned up the other day in a pair of plastic shoes that a police man would look shit in. His trousers were grey polyester matalan cheapo slacks. His shirt was badly ironed and was supposed to be white but was grey in the wash. He also smelt, “stale” like his clothes had been on the washing line directly outside the extractor fan of a 24 hour McDonald’s fat fryer. His hair was of no style or cut description and was reminiscent of me in my school photos ages 5 , before I learnt to comb my hair and wash it and to tell my mum to fuck off when trying home cutting it. Basically I can see guys wandering around town, over the age of 35 with not an ounce of self image or personal pride in their appearance. You know the sort of guy Roops would fancy. They look like a fucking set of scruffy tramp cunts and someone needs to get hold of them all and give them a makeover. Maybe upgrade their look by introducing them to charity shops or a waste bin. I imagine Blubber C looking like this when he grows up. I count Ape out of discussions of fashion as no doubt he can rock the look anywhere with his Hanna Montana T shirt and pink chinos. Granted, not very Saville Row indeed, but still a fair way off the Walmart’s classic look. Any tattoos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 25 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Granted, not very Saville Row indeed, but still a fair way off the Walmart’s classic look. Any tattoos? NO tats. They belong on the arms of soldiers, truck drivers and girls from Burnley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Most blue tracksuit bottoms are fairly dark in colour. Is this because skidmarks are less noticeable when you shit yourself after taking protein supplements? Supplements are for wankers with too much money..eat right and ya get all ya need ..I'd say there's always a cream bun hovering around your mouth Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: NO tats. They belong on the arms of soldiers, truck drivers and girls from Burnley. Where they belong is one thing. I see this fashionable plating spreading so much everywhere. A growing number of places which facilitate it and an expanding number of consumers proudly adding new designs to their collection back this view up. Particularly in this hot weather, sweaty almost nudes, make these so visible. Walking along it’s hard to miss a sea of tatty lard. It’s like a cross of Alcatraz and Asda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What is it with older men and their complete lack of self worth and style. It appears to me as a chap in his later years, that a lot of men have simply given up on fashion, or even just wearing clean clothes. We have a new starter at work who is in his 40s and he turned up the other day in a pair of plastic shoes that a police man would look shit in. His trousers were grey polyester matalan cheapo slacks. His shirt was badly ironed and was supposed to be white but was grey in the wash. He also smelt, “stale” like his clothes had been on the washing line directly outside the extractor fan of a 24 hour McDonald’s fat fryer. His hair was of no style or cut description and was reminiscent of me in my school photos ages 5 , before I learnt to comb my hair and wash it and to tell my mum to fuck off when trying home cutting it. Basically I can see guys wandering around town, over the age of 35 with not an ounce of self image or personal pride in their appearance. You know the sort of guy Roops would fancy. They look like a fucking set of scruffy tramp cunts and someone needs to get hold of them all and give them a makeover. Maybe upgrade their look by introducing them to charity shops or a waste bin. I imagine Blubber C looking like this when he grows up. I count Ape out of discussions of fashion as no doubt he can rock the look anywhere with his Hanna Montana T shirt and pink chinos. You saw Jazz. Poor fucking bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 28 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You saw Jazz. Poor fucking bastard. Yes, he was stood outside Asda with some Big Issues in his hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Where they belong is one thing. I see this fashionable plating spreading so much everywhere. A growing number of places which facilitate it and an expanding number of consumers proudly adding new designs to their collection back this view up. Particularly in this hot weather, sweaty almost nudes, make these so visible. Walking along it’s hard to miss a sea of tatty lard. It’s like a cross of Alcatraz and Asda. Alcatraz and Asda.....can I use that? Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: You fucking cunt, I just did this gag. Repeat bollocks. I agree. The gay chat is on the other thread where all the fucking non essential are talking denim cut offs rather than the asian communities appalling young offenders record for their disaffected yuff...initt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 What an absolute dog shit nom by an overly aggressive, closeted, fantasist shirter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What an absolute dog shit nom by an overly aggressive, closeted, fantasist shirter. It’s dreadful, isn’t it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: It’s dreasful, isn’t it? Loving the new screen name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: It’s dreasful, isn’t it? Mongy or his disabled toilet nom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Loving the new screen name. Cheers - Iam very pleased with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Mongy or his disabled toilet nom? Either / both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Either / both. His wife is fit, mind. I’ll get a PM over shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: Alcatraz and Asda.....can I use that? Classic What do think of chinos? Cherie loves them .. she is a good judge 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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