Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Before I get branded as a racist, this 'ere nom has got nothing to do with skin-colour. It's about Caribeans as a whole and particularly the Jamaicans... Many of these people who have come to England, bred, and disperesed their chillum Nation wide, are now more recently moving back to Jamaica in their droves. They openly state "that they feel more at home in Jamaica than they do here." Jamaica was at one time the most violent & corrupted island within the Caribbean, with rape & gun crime being committed on a daily basis, and with a police force that was (and still is in places) corrupt. However, rape, gun crime and other criminal activities are down by 70% and they continue to decline, as most of the cunts are still here in the UK. Prosperity in Jam-land is also on the increase as more of their people are moving back, together with the education and 'skills' they received & achieved over here in the UK and building their own country to suit their own ways of life. Now, I for one am all for that, and the more that fuck-off the better... There is something else that I applaud the Jam's for, which we should also adopt here: The use of Lie Detectors across the board... The 'Guardsman Elite' is a group of Jam's that not only test alledged criminals, but also the Police, Government Officials and even those who seek employment with dodgy CV's and/or phoney doccuments. It has long been argued that all so-called criminals in the UK should undergo a lie dector test, but what about testing assylum seekers, bent coppers & prosecutors too? Jammies are Cunts, but you've got to give it to 'em, fo' comin' up wiv dem lie test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Npmb8whrJF4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Change your fucking font or you’re dead. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 What do you get if you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon I'll get me dutchie, irie irie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Change your fucking font or you’re dead. Fuck off. I must admit it is a shit font. Change it mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Before I get branded as a racist, this 'ere nom has got nothing to do with skin-colour. It's about Caribeans as a whole and particularly the Jamaicans... Many of these people who have come to England, bred, and disperesed their chillum Nation wide, are now more recently moving back to Jamaica in their droves. They openly state "that they feel more at home in Jamaica than they do here." Jamaica was at one time the most violent & corrupted island within the Caribbean, with rape & gun crime being committed on a daily basis, and with a police force that was (and still is in places) corrupt. However, rape, gun crime and other criminal activities are down by 70% and they continue to decline, as most of the cunts are still here in the UK. Prosperity in Jam-land is also on the increase as more of their people are moving back, together with the education and 'skills' they received & achieved over here in the UK and building their own country to suit their own ways of life. Now, I for one am all for that, and the more that fuck-off the better... There is something else that I applaud the Jam's for, which we should also adopt here: The use of Lie Detectors across the board... The 'Guardsman Elite' is a group of Jam's that not only test alledged criminals, but also the Police, Government Officials and even those who seek employment with dodgy CV's and/or phoney doccuments. It has long been argued that all so-called criminals in the UK should undergo a lie dector test, but what about testing assylum seekers, bent coppers & prosecutors too? Jammies are Cunts, but you've got to give it to 'em, fo' comin' up wiv dem lie test. Fucking rascist cunt. This is a thinly veiled attempt to say the Jams have done something good, but they are all fucking criminals, druggies and rapists who should fuck off back home. It’s a disgusting Nom. Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you get if you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon I'll get me dutchie, irie irie. wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you get if you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon I'll get me dutchie, irie irie. I’ve got 1978 hanging on the phone. They want their jokes back. I understand Noel Edmonds is threatening legal action. What shall I tell them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 What do you say to a Jamaican in a suit? Will the defendant please rise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 12 hours ago, Bubba C said: Change your fucking font or you’re dead. Fuck off. You've been long dead already. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You've been long dead already. Pleb. Did you ever see the videos of Frank's old man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Did you ever see the videos of Frank's old man? I was never into The Three Negress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Did you ever see the videos of Frank's old man? From what I can gather, His old man is now a Blood Hound, tracking-me or something like that. Am I on the right scent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: From what I can gather, His old man is now a Blood Hound, tracking-me or something like that. Am I on the right scent? I'm not one to stir the pot, Ev, but let's just say that Frank senior is a fat, drunken, Knees up Mother Brown, absolute fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not one to stir the pot, Ev, but let's just say that Frank senior is a fat, drunken, Knees up Mother Brown, absolute fucking disgrace. To coin phrase: Like Father, Like Son. Tell me Dec's, is He still proclaiming to be akin to Rocky? I know he's been knocked-out more times than all of Will Cosby's victims put together, but I've been away you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not one to stir the pot, Ev, but let's just say that Frank senior is a fat, drunken, Knees up Mother Brown, absolute fucking disgrace. Not one to stir the pot! As far as filling the role of agent provocateur goes, that was about as subtle as throwing a jam doughnut into a wasps nest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not one to stir the pot! As far as filling the role of agent provocateur goes, that was about as subtle as throwing a jam doughnut into a wasps nest. Spot, tried that once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: To coin phrase: Like Father, Like Son. Tell me Dec's, is He still proclaiming to be akin to Rocky? I know he's been knocked-out more times than all of Will Cosby's victims put together, but I've been away you see. What do you think about his mother though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 20 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: What do you think about his mother though? And how often? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve got 1978 hanging on the phone. They want their jokes back. I understand Noel Edmonds is threatening legal action. What shall I tell them? Weren't Debbie Harry hanging on the telephone in 1978? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve got 1978 hanging on the phone. They want their jokes back. I understand Noel Edmonds is threatening legal action. What shall I tell them? No deal. And make sure the rope on the bungee isn't too fucking long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 2:44 AM, judgetwi said: I’ve got 1978 hanging on the phone. They want their jokes back. I understand Noel Edmonds is threatening legal action. What shall I tell them? Making contact with 1978 is quite a feat. If you can tap into the past, is there any chance you may be able to prevent your parents from conceiving? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Making contact with 1978 is quite a feat. If you can tap into the past, is there any chance you may be able to prevent your parents from conceiving? If this, the Corner equivalent of the grandfather paradox, doesn't work, you can fall back on the twin paradox and fire him off in a rocket to Proxima Centauri at close to the speed of light. The facts that he doesn't have a twin, and that the rocket has no brakes, are entirely academic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 1:18 PM, Cuntybaws said: And how often? Unfortunately, I tend to think about Our mother more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 11:49 AM, 'eavensabove said: To coin phrase: Like Father, Like Son. Tell me Dec's, is He still proclaiming to be akin to Rocky? I know he's been knocked-out more times than all of Will Cosby's victims put together, but I've been away you see. He's been battered round the ring a few times 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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