Guest Lord McCunty Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 Moaning about me smoking in an upstairs room of the house wafting a few nice scents their way. I would have sympathy for these coke heads if they didn't smoke tailor made shite fags (and deal illegal drugs) themselves. Heard the missus imploring bollockless DIY cunt to come an speak to me. I hate cunts like this for their sheer audacity. We tolerate their cunt chia-shite dogs shrieking 24/7 and constant fucking home "improvements". Are there any contract killers here on CC? Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 Standard CC response......... stop being poor and then you wouldn’t have to live near poor people. Be rich like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord McCunty said: Moaning about me smoking in an upstairs room of the house wafting a few nice scents their way. I would have sympathy for these coke heads if they didn't smoke tailor made shite fags (and deal illegal drugs) themselves. Heard the missus imploring bollockless DIY cunt to come an speak to me. I hate cunts like this for their sheer audacity. We tolerate their cunt chia-shite dogs shrieking 24/7 and constant fucking home "improvements". Are there any contract killers here on CC? Probably. Strangle the dogs and stop smoking. .it's bad for you..save the money and live in a better place Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord McCunty said: Moaning about me smoking in an upstairs room of the house wafting a few nice scents their way. I would have sympathy for these coke heads if they didn't smoke tailor made shite fags (and deal illegal drugs) themselves. Heard the missus imploring bollockless DIY cunt to come an speak to me. I hate cunts like this for their sheer audacity. We tolerate their cunt chia-shite dogs shrieking 24/7 and constant fucking home "improvements". Are there any contract killers here on CC? Probably. Of course, but you can't afford them! Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 I see your problem, you don't think. You see, at any other time of year smoking out of an upstairs window would be fine. The latent heat energy in the smoke causes it to rise above the colder air outside and dissipate harmlessly above the roof of your hovel. Unfortunately, if it's 25°+ outside this isn't going to happen - simple physics, you fucking mong. If you had paid attention at school you could have got a decent higher paid job like me and brought yourself a place without any stairs, let alone any upstairs windows. Joey Deakin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Moaning about me smoking in an upstairs room of the house wafting a few nice scents their way. I would have sympathy for these coke heads if they didn't smoke tailor made shite fags (and deal illegal drugs) themselves. Heard the missus imploring bollockless DIY cunt to come an speak to me. I hate cunts like this for their sheer audacity. We tolerate their cunt chia-shite dogs shrieking 24/7 and constant fucking home "improvements". Are there any contract killers here on CC? Probably. I’m sure you’re an absolute pleasure to live next door to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Moaning about me smoking in an upstairs room of the house wafting a few nice scents their way. I would have sympathy for these coke heads if they didn't smoke tailor made shite fags (and deal illegal drugs) themselves. Heard the missus imploring bollockless DIY cunt to come an speak to me. I hate cunts like this for their sheer audacity. We tolerate their cunt chia-shite dogs shrieking 24/7 and constant fucking home "improvements". Are there any contract killers here on CC? Probably. People who smoke indoors are fucking revolting, especially during a heat wave. Sort yourself it, it’s not the 80s anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 That really is fucking grim. We’re at the house in la Bois Plage until the football is over. Life is great on Île de Ré. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 35 minutes ago, Frank said: That really is fucking grim. We’re at the house in la Bois Plage until the football is over. Life is great on Île de Ré. Narcissistic personality disorder. You need to get that sorted. Two bob wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Two bob wanker. Do you know what Two bob is Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Strangle the dogs and stop smoking. .it's bad for you..save the money and live in a better place Panzerknacker Those dogs should definitely be strangled, as should all dogs, as for the smoking, carry on, the cancer will get you soon, no more whining, no more complaints, win-win. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Standard CC response......... stop being poor and then you wouldn’t have to live near poor people. Be rich like me. How are things in South London , Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, r-soles said: Those dogs should definitely be strangled, as should all dogs, as for the smoking, carry on, the cancer will get you soon, no more whining, no more complaints, win-win. Fuck off. You should act on those feelings. Pop out and strangle a few dogs, German shepherds, Rottweilers and Bull terriers particularly enjoy being strangled and never put up any resistance. Let us know how you get on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I see your problem, you don't think. You see, at any other time of year smoking out of an upstairs window would be fine. The latent heat energy in the smoke causes it to rise above the colder air outside and dissipate harmlessly above the roof of your hovel. Unfortunately, if it's 25°+ outside this isn't going to happen - simple physics, you fucking mong. If you had paid attention at school you could have got a decent higher paid job like me and brought yourself a place without any stairs, let alone any upstairs windows. Joey Deakin! Joey Deakin, great work Drew.....I haven't heard Joey Deakin used as an insult since I left school. You fucking Joey as we used to call the few remaining white cunts in Smethwick Hall Comprehensive School just before going into the English for Foreigners lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 34 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Joey Deakin, great work Drew.....I haven't heard Joey Deakin used as an insult since I left school. I had the feeling that quite a few punters would have HEARD this before. Whereas I really only said it to the thick cunts at my school, Heartsease (in)Comprehensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Tanusha said: Do you know what Two bob is Judge? I still refer to a 50 pence piece as "ten bob". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 12 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: Moaning about me smoking in an upstairs room of the house wafting a few nice scents their way. I would have sympathy for these coke heads if they didn't smoke tailor made shite fags (and deal illegal drugs) themselves. Heard the missus imploring bollockless DIY cunt to come an speak to me. I hate cunts like this for their sheer audacity. We tolerate their cunt chia-shite dogs shrieking 24/7 and constant fucking home "improvements". Are there any contract killers here on CC? Probably. You either live in a back-to-back hovel with an adjoining curtain instead of a wall separating your slums, or your neighbour has the nose of a bloodhound. Take it outside, you filthy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should act on those feelings. Pop out and strangle a few dogs, German shepherds, Rottweilers and Bull terriers particularly enjoy being strangled and never put up any resistance. Let us know how you get on. I got on fine, couldn't be arsed with strangling the cunts, I poisoned the growly fuckers. Woofer's having a wake for the dearly departed shit machines. Fuck him, he's a cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Tanusha said: Do you know what Two bob is Judge? Is that the number of times your boyfriend goes down on you before you lose your load in his mouth? Fuck off, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 4 hours ago, r-soles said: I got on fine, couldn't be arsed with strangling the cunts, I poisoned the growly fuckers. Woofer's having a wake for the dearly departed shit machines. Fuck him, he's a cunt as well. I bet you are the type of snivelling little cowardly bastard who would go out poisoning animals. I hope you get caught and end up in jail, being viciously gang raped by a pack of crackhead bred'ren, I can picture your contorted little Flid face straining as the 15th dose of negro spunk gets injected into your colon. kill yourself before it happens. wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Is that the number of times your boyfriend goes down on you before you lose your load in his mouth? Fuck off, Pen. You are still fixated on cock Whizz .. get your head sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: Standard CC response......... stop being poor and then you wouldn’t have to live near poor people. Be rich like me. Or live in the outback like me, the only cunts i see are tourists and they don't last that long..you know that's fair dinkum when i tell you this, don't you sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 I don't really do the friendly neighbour thing, as i'm one horrible bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Mick Taylor said: I don't really do the friendly neighbour thing, as i'm one horrible bastard. Good lad 👍 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 39 minutes ago, Tanusha said: You are still fixated on cock Whizz .. get your head sorted. Weak retort, Pen. Youve done better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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