Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Steady on, SC, anyone who can splash out on cheese and crackers is a fucking high-flying cunt in anyone’s book. Ever since MC was a young lad, he's aspired to be either Wallis or Gromit. He hasn't decided which yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 42 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Ever since MC was a young lad, he's aspired to be either Wallis or Gromit. He hasn't decided which yet. It's a hard choice, Bill, to be fair, like deciding whether to fuck Vanessa Feltz or die in a fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a hard choice, Bill, to be fair, like deciding whether to fuck Vanessa Feltz or die in a fire. Hard luck baws, @ratcum (@NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK) has already spaffed his dirty load up Feltz. It was the blonde hair which fooled him into thinking it wasn't and Red Sea pedestrian but not looking at collars and cuffs was school boy stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hard luck baws, @ratcum (@NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK) has already spaffed his dirty load up Feltz. It was the blonde hair which fooled him into thinking it wasn't and Red Sea pedestrian but not looking at collars and cuffs was school boy stuff. On a more positive note Shrubby, Fearne Cotton is gradually turning into an exact replica of vile shroom Vanessa Feltz. What's more, the metamorphosis is accelerating like the Windsor horse genes in poor Prince William. A diet rich in Christian babies should see her into Miriam Margolis territory in fuckin no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: On a more positive note Shrubby, Fearne Cotton is gradually turning into an exact replica of vile shroom Vanessa Feltz. What's more, the metamorphosis is accelerating like the Windsor horse genes in poor Prince William. A diet rich in Christian babies should see her into Miriam Margolis territory in fuckin no time. Now that you're a giant penis, with no arms, would you consider selling me your Spear & Jackson No 3, with brass handle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: On a more positive note Shrubby, Fearne Cotton is gradually turning into an exact replica of vile shroom Vanessa Feltz. What's more, the metamorphosis is accelerating like the Windsor horse genes in poor Prince William. A diet rich in Christian babies should see her into Miriam Margolis territory in fuckin no time. I've no time for this gobby Cotton slaaaag, ratty. Is she a hook nose as well and does she contain a congealed dose of your rancid goose stepping spunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now that you're a giant penis, with no arms, would you consider selling me your Spear & Jackson No 3, with brass handle? you getting into holes then Authoritah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or you can just turn the fucking thing to mute Its a pretend phone so he can't mute it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've no time for this gobby Cotton slaaaag, ratty. Is she a hook nose as well and does she contain a congealed dose of your rancid goose stepping spunk? In an amusing blue on blue incident a couple of years back, she mentioned her big nose and alluded to her ancestry. The cushion community told her off, despite her well documented soft furnishing credentials. Mental eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: you getting into holes then Authoritah? It's been building up for a while. Reached a peak after watching Major Phipps escape attempts from Stalag Luft 112b last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now that you're a giant penis, with no arms, would you consider selling me your Spear & Jackson No 3, with brass handle? That's a ripping yarn, eric. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Oh great leader of the board; its Moreton in Marsh, Stow on the Wold and Bourton on the Water. Leave the local knowledge to me you silly cunt Predictive text. Sorry. iam near Chipping Campden so fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Get the fuck off my obstacle Private Pyle! now give me a like for totally busting your source material. Great film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or you can just turn the fucking thing to mute Helen Keller mode switched on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Ape said: Have you been drinking? Intravenously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 47 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Helen Keller mode switched on. Good old Helen. Did you know her favourite colour was velcro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: What is on offer at Aldi this week Southern Cunt? Are you some sort of wine cunt as well? I bet you know fuck all about wine just like everything else. Well I know that people who boast about drinking Macon Village probably can’t afford Chablis. Go on, I love it when you talk about how rich you are. I think we all do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good old Helen. Did you know her favourite colour was velcro? Bollocks, it was corduroy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 8 hours ago, southerncunt said: Well I know that people who boast about drinking Macon Village probably can’t afford Chablis. Go on, I love it when you talk about how rich you are. I think we all do. French wine is massively overrated. I expect MC orders a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape with great ceremony whenever he dines out, immediately rejecting it as corked should he find a piece of cork in his glass. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: Well I know that people who boast about drinking Macon Village probably can’t afford Chablis. Go on, I love it when you talk about how rich you are. I think we all do. On the contrary. You have pointed out that Macon Village is a inexpensive wine. So you are obviously a fucking cunt. Do keep up with your own forum messages, as no one else will fucking read them. You fucking thick retarded spastic wheelchair case. Now fuck off and have some Ribena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Now fuck off and have some Ribena lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Ape said: French wine is massively overrated. I expect MC orders a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape with great ceremony whenever he dines out, immediately rejecting it as corked should he find a piece of cork in his glass. Even Withers prefers Thunderbird and Blue Nun. Imports it by the case. If he doesn't drink it he either doses his geese, or uses it to remove the paint on his bedsit cohabitants Vauxhall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 6 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: lol And another prize fuckwit chimes in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 On 6/22/2018 at 8:11 PM, Cuntybaws said: It's a hard choice, Bill, to be fair, like deciding whether to fuck Vanessa Feltz or die in a fire. That is priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 18 hours ago, southerncunt said: And another prize fuckwit chimes in. The original Mad Max film was on the other night, Victoria in australia looks fucking bleak and desolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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