Neil Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 I'm sure I heard some 15 year olds mum on the radio today saying how relieved she was that this clusterfuck has now been recognised by our already over stretched health service as a genuine condition.Fuck me sideways,this cunt should have her child removed as well as her major organs.Yet another example of someone who shouldn't be allowed to breed.Sort yourself out you useless fucking cunt of a mother.He's 25 for fuck sake,try a bit of fucking discipline and say no you cuntstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm sure I heard some 15 year olds mum on the radio today saying how relieved she was that this clusterfuck has now been recognised by our already over stretched health service as a genuine condition.Fuck me sideways,this cunt should have her child removed as well as her major organs.Yet another example of someone who shouldn't be allowed to breed.Sort yourself out you useless fucking cunt of a mother.He's 25 for fuck sake,try a bit of fucking discipline and say no you cuntstick We're fucked Neil, totally fucked. How many kids these days go into the woods to catch slow worms, fall in stingers and pelt their mates with knobs of sheep shit? The stats show most kids couldn't name 3 types of bird, bug or tree but know all the Pokemon off by heart, how to take M-CAT and finger the local slags. If it's not cold and pissing it down I send the stubblets out into the wilderness (the garden) to cause mayhem, get stung by wasps develop boarder line hypothermia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: We're fucked Neil, totally fucked. How many kids these days go into the woods to catch slow worms, fall in stingers and pelt their mates with knobs of sheep shit? The stats show most kids couldn't name 3 types of bird, bug or tree but know all the Pokemon off by heart, how to take Mkat and finger the local slags. If it's not cold and pissing it down I send the stubblets out into the wilderness (the garden) to cause mayhem, get stung by wasps develop boarder line hypothermia. Plugged into technology as soon as they're out of nappies, as you say, no encouragement to go out and actually do something. A child was famously asked 'where do eggs come from?', the little Flid replied, 'Tesco'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Plugged into technology as soon as they're out of nappies, as you say, no encouragement to go out and actually do something. A child was famously asked 'where do eggs come from?', the little Flid replied, 'Tesco'. Unfortunately it's an easy cop out for feckless parents too busy updating their tindr profiles rather than exploring the world with their cunt flid kids. I've always been in favour of permits to breed and a captive bolt gun to the head for thicko "parents" who are happy to get their little Beyoncé and Pitbulls names tattooed on their arms, in Sanskrit, but fail to spend real time with them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 https://news.sky.com/story/first-nhs-funded-internet-addiction-centre-11413889 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. In between 'oh for fuck sake' and 'not bad' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 I'd have a sex addiction but my cock's too small and I'm too fuckin' ugly to get any shags, life's just so unfair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Ffs, why must the NHS get involved, when the gelatinous, worthless pile of shit parent can unplug the fucking machine, throw it against a fucking wall, and beat the brat senseless and dump it in a room full of fucking books, otherwise known as a fucking library! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 On 6/23/2018 at 11:48 PM, camberwell gypsy said: My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. Have borrowed this and used it elsewhere and it got a lot of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tanusha 'Kayo Kyrano said: Have borrowed this and used it elsewhere and it got a lot of likes. Fucking hell, is it even possible there are people out there so sad and soppy, they'd look up to you? I will cling to the hope it is the staff at Dignitas trying to get you to sign an agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, is it even possible there are people out there so sad and soppy, they'd look up to you? I will cling to the hope it is the staff at Dignitas trying to get you to sign an agreement. You have no hope hope Wizz let Pecker take you for a walk along the old canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tanusha 'Kayo Kyrano said: You have no hope hope Wizz let Pecker take you for a walk along the old canal. You be sure to enjoy your weekly sojourn with Punky along his favourite canal...then fall in and drown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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