Neil Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Sartorial elegance?...fuck off you look like a phone salesman...and a right cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Who, who, who slapped John? White face, black shirt White socks, black shoes Black hair, white Strat Bled white, died black [c] Dury I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 31 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Who, who, who slapped John? White face, black shirt White socks, black shoes Black hair, white Strat Bled white, died black [c] Dury I. There's one in every town ......and social media page by the looks of things too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Sartorial elegance?...fuck off you look like a phone salesman...and a right cunt! Queer eye for the straight guy. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Sartorial elegance?...fuck off you look like a phone salesman...and a right cunt! There can be only 1 of 2 reasons that you’ve decided to nominate this pile of shit. The first is that you’re a policeman who’s defending his dress code with honour. I find it highly unlikely you’d ever get into the police officers club (lol) due to your fat fucking arse failing the fitness test, let alone your name being displayed on the sex offenders register. What’s more likely is that the only suit you own is your gelatinous birthday suit which you parade around whilst your George at Asda tracksuit is being fumigated. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Sartorial elegance?...fuck off you look like a phone salesman...and a right cunt! If I pay old Luigi the shoesmith for a fine pair of shoes, I'm going to wear them. I don't care what colour coordination issues are going on...it's all about the handmade shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: There can be only 1 of 2 reasons that you’ve decided to nominate this pile of shit. The first is that you’re a policeman who’s defending his dress code with honour. I find it highly unlikely you’d ever get into the police officers club (lol) due to your fat fucking arse failing the fitness test, let alone your name being displayed on the sex offenders register. What’s more likely is that the only suit you own is your gelatinous birthday suit which you parade around whilst your George au asfs tracksuit is being fumigated. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud whilst reading something on here, but this has got me chuckling like an idiot. Credit to Neil as well, without his utterly fucking awful nomination it wouldn't have happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 This is the type of nom that may well draw the gangling, emaciated freak out from his ongoing death throws. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud whilst reading something on here, but this has got me chuckling like an idiot. Credit to Neil as well, without his utterly fucking awful nomination it wouldn't have happened. Other than ‘George at asda’ typo due to driving (now edited), I’m quite proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Fucking hell Decs,Bill will be well pissed off now that you and Blubba are sucking each other off.Get a room you pair of fucking gaylords.Brown shoes? more like brown cocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Other than ‘George at asda’ typo due to driving (now edited), I’m quite proud. It was quite funny but then I am on the 8th bottle of San Miguel,whats your excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud whilst reading something on here, but this has got me chuckling like an idiot. Credit to Neil as well, without his utterly fucking awful nomination it wouldn't have happened. Just to remind you decs, it was over a photo of a pair of irons tugging each other off, one of whom had a tampon stuffed up his arse. For some reason, roops deleted it within sixty seconds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, scotty said: For some reason, roops deleted it within sixty seconds. Hmmm. Ordinarily I'd automatically assume it was because she was a humourless fucking bore. But after shadowgate, I'm guessing that the energy she expended on justifying her dangling Joey pouch means that she's now invested in retaining a monopoly on any sort of tampon-based chicanery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Just to remind you decs, it was over a photo of a pair of irons tugging each other off, one of whom had a tampon stuffed up his arse. For some reason, roops deleted it within sixty seconds. I'm going to get a polaroid of Simona Halep's foot shoved up my arse Scotto. I'm telling her it's good for nail strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 @camberwell gypsy, after reading your godawful Sainsburys nom, and then seeing which comments and how you’ve reacted on this one, I conclude that you must have serious amounts of water on the brain. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Hmmm. Ordinarily I'd automatically assume it was because she was a humourless fucking bore. But after shadowgate, I'm guessing that the energy she expended on justifying her dangling Joey pouch means that she's invested in retaining a monopoly on any sort of tampon-based chicanery. I see Einstein's been outed as the racist cunt his lot usually are Deco. It's enough to make you reach for the Corgi Register 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: There can be only 1 of 2 reasons that you’ve decided to nominate this pile of shit. The first is that you’re a policeman who’s defending his dress code with honour. I find it highly unlikely you’d ever get into the police officers club (lol) due to your fat fucking arse failing the fitness test, let alone your name being displayed on the sex offenders register. What’s more likely is that the only suit you own is your gelatinous birthday suit which you parade around whilst your George at Asda tracksuit is being fumigated. if Nelly is even half the man you are Bubbla, he's twice as much as a quarter of the halfwits on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Ape said: This is the type of nom that may well draw the gangling, emaciated freak out from his ongoing death throws. Hey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 5 hours ago, Neil said: Sartorial elegance?...fuck off you look like a phone salesman...and a right cunt! A navy Kilgour one button peaked lapel fine linen suit with chocolate suede John Lobb chukka’s. Fuck off neil you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: A navy Kilgour one button peaked lapel fine linen suit with chocolate suede John Lobb chukka’s. Fuck off neil you stupid cunt. As if by magic, a spacker appears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Frank said: A navy Kilgour one button peaked lapel fine linen suit with chocolate suede John Lobb chukka’s. Fuck off neil you stupid cunt. I'm not sure what the fuck you think you're playing at, but turning up on this thread without my explicit permission isn't going to fly. You're getting no likes for this, by order of the Cliquey fucking Blinders. Consider yourself ironed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hmmm. Ordinarily I'd automatically assume it was because she was a humourless fucking bore. But after shadowgate, I'm guessing that the energy she expended on justifying her dangling Joey pouch means that she's now invested in retaining a monopoly on any sort of tampon-based chicanery. Haddock sluice...one of my finest moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 36 minutes ago, Bubba C said: @camberwell gypsy, after reading your godawful Sainsburys nom, and then seeing which comments and how you’ve reacted on this one, I conclude that you must have serious amounts of water on the brain. Your conclusions mean fuck all to me. Go an play with Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: As if by magic, a spacker appears. I’ve rubbed shoulders with some fucking morons in my life, ape.. quite possibly more than you’ll ever know. Apart from baws in his boot-cut pinstripe Gieves & Hawkes, I cant imagine any of you cunts having a fucking clue how to dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: If I pay old Luigi the shoesmith for a fine pair of shoes, I'm going to wear them. I don't care what colour coordination issues are going on...it's all about the handmade shoes. I have only just realised that you’d commented, whizz. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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