applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 France will win it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 9:03 PM, Bubba C said: Russia are doing well. Don't want another wasted World Cup like 20 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Ingerlarnd! Ingerlarnd! Ingerlarnd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 Anyone but England,we'll never hear the fucking last of it.Ive booked a holiday on the final date just in case so I'll be fucking miles away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, Neil said: Anyone but England,we'll never hear the fucking last of it.Ive booked a holiday on the final date just in case so I'll be fucking miles away. Please tell me it’s a one-wayer to Dignitas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Please tell me it’s a one-wayer to Dignitas. I don’t think Switzerland have the squad to go deep into the tournament to be honest. I’d save Neil’s time and simply mow him down with a truck on the hard shoulder of a motorway just outside Milton Keynes. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 Just watched the highlights/report on the Nigeria vs Iceland game. All they were going on about was the fact that Nigeria have the best selling kit. It really isn't about sport anymore is it. stop the world, I really want to get off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Could I just say "Stuff the world cup and love island up you back passages" both are "entertainment" for whining little puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 On 6/15/2018 at 8:13 AM, luke swarm said: Cant remember the exact date but I believe that Mr WhiteVanMan has been approached to be Master of Ceremonies and fire the ceremonial starting pistol into the crowd of Kaffirs. Salaam Alekum from Lord Smarm. It’s a starting AK47, not a pistol. Everyone knows that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 On 6/21/2018 at 9:10 PM, applescruff14 said: France will win it. Are you alright? England have no one to fear. except Senegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 I don't do twitter, but this got sent to me after the kraut game. Apparently Lineker has been tweeting his frustration... Gary Lineker @GaryLineker Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 6 - 1 Well, fuck a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Fucking class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 As god’s country fucked it and didn’t qualify, I’ve actually taken to supporting your lot due to them showing some humility for once. I have to say this is far and away the best they’ve played since Euro ‘96, fair play to the horse-faced, Pizza munching, penalty bottling cunt. Jury’s out on Loftus-Cheek - maybe a tournament too soon, and Sterling is utterly abysmal in every way. I’d get Rashford on, forget the “impact sub” bollocks, he rips into defences from the start. You’re welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 We've beaten tunisia (just)and a pack of fucking wild dingos,we are arsehole lucky that we're going to get one of Japan/Senegal/Poland or Columbia,this is followed by an overrated Mexico (probably).We will never have a better chance because of a shit German/Spain/Argentina and France,add this to no Italy or Holland and still the end result will be losing to a bunch of useless Russian/East European/African or slope cunts and a humble homecoming of useless cuntdom.You read it here first. How did Scotland get on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: How did Scotland get on? It's still there, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: It's still there, unfortunately. I'll bet Sturgeon choked on Salmond's cock after that result. Thanks for the free prescriptions and free university educations, by the way. Most generous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll bet Sturgeon choked on Salmond's cock after that result. Thanks for the free prescriptions and free university educations, by the way. Most generous. No problem. Just keep the Brent Crude flowing ashore and you can have all the methadone you can handle. I gather they asked for the TV to be turned off in Barlinnie today, such was the despair on the landings. Can no one find that Archie Gemmill video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No problem. Just keep the Brent Crude flowing ashore and you can have all the methadone you can handle. I gather they asked for the TV to be turned off in Barlinnie today, such was the despair on the landings. Can no one find that Archie Gemmill video? Scot: "if we got the English out of Scotland, we'd get our oil revenue back" Englishman: "if we got the Scots out of England, we'd get our shop doorways back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: We've beaten tunisia (just)and a pack of fucking wild dingos,we are arsehole lucky that we're going to get one of Japan/Senegal/Poland or Columbia,this is followed by an overrated Mexico (probably).We will never have a better chance because of a shit German/Spain/Argentina and France,add this to no Italy or Holland and still the end result will be losing to a bunch of useless Russian/East European/African or slope cunts and a humble homecoming of useless cuntdom.You read it here first. How did Scotland get on? We also beat the kiwi Morris dancers at rugby league as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Thanks for the free prescriptions and free university educations, by the way. Most generous. You're welcome. Doesn't seem to be having much of an impact though. Anyway, I think you'll find it was Salmond that choked on Sturgeon's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: We also beat the kiwi Morris dancers at rugby league as well. And fucked-off the Aussie cricket cunts with a 5-0 whitewash in the one-day internationals. Ah, Brexit has done the country a power of good. I fuckin' hate football, but I'd love England to win the World Cup, just to piss off all those cunting remainers and the EU parasites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 39 minutes ago, r-soles said: I fuckin' hate football, but I'd love England to win the World Cup, just to piss off all those cunting remainers and the EU parasites. You're fooling no one R-Soles, you excitable little cunt. I imagine that despite defeating football's equivalent of Audley Harrison, you've had Baddiel and Skinner on repeat, whilst screaming "IT'S COMING HOME" out the window of your transit whenever you're stuck behind a VW, Audi or Merc. Shove your papier mache Jules Rimet trophy up your fucking arse. The only thing "coming home" will be a couple of thousand fat, sun-burnt northerners and a million fucking excuses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're fooling no one R-Soles, you excitable little cunt. I imagine that despite defeating football's equivalent of Audley Harrison, you've had Baddiel and Skinner on repeat, whilst screaming "IT'S COMING HOME" out the window of your transit whenever you're stuck behind a VW, Audi or Merc. Shove your papier mache Jules Rimet trophy up your fucking arse. The only thing "coming home" will be a couple of thousand sun burnt northerners and a million fucking excuses. Cunt, you're interrupting my tea, go bother someone else with your inane drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, r-soles said: Cunt, you're interrupting my tea Decs: What you having? R-Soles "NA NA NA! VINDALOO" I hope your red and white face paint has lead in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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