Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Hate to break it to everyone but Brony was basically just recycling a character from 4chan and none of it was him. Still better material than Albert. I remember when Fatty first turned up, Keith had been released from his first cool down, saw the Fat mans posts and after changing his name to Keith Lard, proceeded to torment Fatty calling him a light weight. He could at least make us laugh, even if he wasn't exactly original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I’m going to regret a lot when I’m sober. For starters I’ve ended up in a pub in Carshalton and it’s not even 6pm. I always assumed it was a northern ex-pit town due to the awful name but turns out it’s near Croydon. You learn something new every day. I heard it through the grapevine that there is currently an Asian man living within a ten mile radius of the area. Don't get groomed, bby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: I heard it through the grapevine that there is currently an Asian man living within a ten mile radius of the area. Don't get groomed, bby. What WVM doesn’t know about grooming isn’t worth knowing. The kind of insight only the groomer or the groomee can acquire. See you next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 Just now, William T.D. Stickers said: What WVM doesn’t know about grooming isn’t worth knowing. The kind of insight only the groomer or the groomee can acquire. See you next week. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 26 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: What WVM doesn’t know about grooming isn’t worth knowing. The kind of insight only the groomer or the groomee can acquire. See you next week. I'm assuming that WVM's relative silence today is because he was attending the "Free Tommy Robinson" protest in London. I've just reviewed the media coverage of the event, and to a man, every attendee was fat, bald, overweight and tattooed. According to WVM there is mass public outrage across a broad spectrum of society, but to me it just looked like the usual fucking racist idiots kicking off and finding an excuse to get pissed and do some Paki-bashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm assuming that WVM's relative silence today is because he was attending the "Free Tommy Robinson" protest in London. I've just reviewed the media coverage of the event, and to a man, every attendee was fat, bald, overweight and tattooed. According to WVM there is mass public outrage across a broad spectrum of society, but to me it just looked like the usual fucking racist idiots kicking off and finding an excuse to get pissed and do some Paki-bashing. actually in WVMs defence, This would be considered a well balanced and fair representation of society in Wolverhampton, obviously not including the Asian section of that society but as statistics prove they are usually out and up to no good. What you also failed to mention was that after the Paki bashing part of the parade, they usually go for a celebratory curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: What WVM doesn’t know about grooming isn’t worth knowing. The kind of insight only the groomer or the groomee can acquire. See you next week. Anyone with an internet connection can potentially gather the information required. Unfortunately for you, you weren't smart enough to piece the data together even when shown it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I heard it through the grapevine that there is currently an Asian man living within a ten mile radius of the area. Don't get groomed, bby. “Heard” be fucked. You read that in a ‘book’, didn’t you? @White van man, everyone wants you dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 28 minutes ago, luke swarm said: actually in WVMs defence, This would be considered a well balanced and fair representation of society in Wolverhampton, obviously not including the Asian section of that society but as statistics prove they are usually out and up to no good. What you also failed to mention was that after the Paki bashing part of the parade, they usually go for a celebratory curry. True dat. Reminds me of the gangs of skinheads back in the day, chanting sieg heil and racist stuff at ska concerts. If they hated blacks so much why go to see coloured bands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 21 minutes ago, Bubba C said: “Heard” be fucked. You read that in a ‘book’, didn’t you? @White van man, everyone wants you dead Everyone? Can you back that up with data. This is your big chance to prove you're not a fucking idiot. The whole site is watching to see how you get on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 as an autonomous penis, my perambulation involves a sort of obscene peristalsis. Picture a giant pink maggot oozing up the aisle in Tesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, scotty said: True dat. Reminds me of the gangs of skinheads back in the day, chanting sieg heil and racist stuff at ska concerts. If they hated blacks so much why go to see coloured bands? yeah ,that Ska era was fantastic and the Midlands rocked to the rock steady beat , I have still got my original vinyl's from them and I must dig them out and give them an airing, The Specials were fucking fantastic. It attracted a big skinhead following which as you say is puzzling but I don't think these chaps really had a lot going on upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, White van man said: Everyone? Can you back that up with data. The data scientist is here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, White van man said: Everyone? Can you back that up with data. This is your big chance to prove you're not a fucking idiot. The whole site is watching to see how you get on. I’m busy reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The data scientist is here. If you think anyone with the ability to google is a scientist, you must be fucking right moron. "Mammy mammy mammy come quickly. Them bad men voted brexit and stole my future" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 27 minutes ago, luke swarm said: yeah ,that Ska era was fantastic and the Midlands rocked to the rock steady beat , I have still got my original vinyl's from them and I must dig them out and give them an airing, The Specials were fucking fantastic. It attracted a big skinhead following which as you say is puzzling but I don't think these chaps really had a lot going on upstairs. A couple of years ago me and the wife saw the Beat and the Selecter. Still brilliant all these years later. That first Specials album was superb, think it was produced by elvis costello. edit, Should add, the nazi tufty club were out in force for that one, my mrs got really upset by the chanting. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 20 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, we were escorted off le Volcan yesterday, increased seismic activity. On the way down we met a man going up, leading a Yorkshire Terrier, and carrying 2 bottles of Rioja. I've found the thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 So, any ideas about why Bourdain topped himself? 🤔 Perhaps he'd just been served a slightly overcooked tournedos rossini or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 39 minutes ago, scotty said: So, any ideas about why Bourdain topped himself? 🤔 Perhaps he'd just been served a slightly overcooked tournedos rossini or something? Cunt was an American chef. My theory is years of exposure to the slop those cunts eat caused absorption of various food processing chemicals through the pores of his skin eventually forming some sort of neural imbalance. That or he liked shagging Thai ladyboys and he was scared it would become public knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 49 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Cunt was an American chef. My theory is years of exposure to the slop those cunts eat caused absorption of various food processing chemicals through the pores of his skin eventually forming some sort of neural imbalance. That or he liked shagging Thai ladyboys and he was scared it would become public knowledge. didn't that lead singer in INXS die from some kind of asphyxiation related sexual game, I wonder if poor old Tony died with a constricted look of pleasure on his face as he reached his vinegar stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: didn't that lead singer in INXS die from some kind of asphyxiation related sexual game, I wonder if poor old Tony died with a constricted look of pleasure on his face as he reached his vinegar stroke. I never understood the whole asphyxiation fetish. Surely the entire point is to make sure the other person is unconscious... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Roadkill said: I never understood the whole asphyxiation fetish. Surely the entire point is to make sure the other person is unconscious... I agree, though the skill is to stop squeezing before lack of oxygen to the brain causes serious long term injury, just unconsciousness. I have a suspicion that someone may have exceeded this sound advice with poor Monumental Cunt at some point in his past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I agree, though the skill is to stop squeezing before lack of oxygen to the brain causes serious long term injury, just unconsciousness. I have a suspicion that someone may have exceeded this sound advice with poor Monumental Cunt at some point in his past. That's a hell of an assumption to make, Luke. Whilst I agree with the diagnosis I have to say the cause is far more likely to be from a stray Lidl bag salvaged for the traces of store brand chocolate moose remaining inside than any fantasy acted out with a sexual partner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 @Monumental cunt, you’ve taken another arse raping here. Are you going to fight back in your own special little way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 54 minutes ago, luke swarm said: didn't that lead singer in INXS die from some kind of asphyxiation related sexual game..... ......in fact, Hutchence was gagging for it. ... badabing....pshhht. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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