Guest Hector Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've made the schoolboy error of revealing nearly half of your car registration whilst Bawsey is logged on. By 4am you're going to be face down on the banks of Loch Ness, the remaining melancholic shreds of your arsehole disconsolately flapping in the wind. My flaccid attempt at humour has landed me squarely on my arse. I'm done on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Any cunt with a VW Beetle named Herbie deserves to have the living shit kicked out of them, then kicked back into them, then kicked out once more. Then they should be set on fire. I'd like to call a stewards enquiry on the Beetles used by Disney in the Herbie films. Every time one broke down, steam came out the back of it. Most suspect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Bad news lads. It's official. Penelope is the smartest on here. https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thesun.co.uk/motors/3253479/why-people-who-name-and-talk-to-their-car-are-smarter-than-those-who-dont/amp/?amp_js_v=a1&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#amp_tf=From %1%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fmotors%2F3253479%2Fwhy-people-who-name-and-talk-to-their-car-are-smarter-than-those-who-dont%2F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 Just now, White van man said: Bad news lads. It's official. Penelope is the smartest on here. https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thesun.co.uk/motors/3253479/why-people-who-name-and-talk-to-their-car-are-smarter-than-those-who-dont/amp/?amp_js_v=a1&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#amp_tf=From %1%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fmotors%2F3253479%2Fwhy-people-who-name-and-talk-to-their-car-are-smarter-than-those-who-dont%2F Clearly a survey conducted by insane old women who never wash, eat cat food and piss in the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 1 minute ago, White van man said: Bad news lads. It's official. Penelope is the smartest on here. https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thesun.co.uk/motors/3253479/why-people-who-name-and-talk-to-their-car-are-smarter-than-those-who-dont/amp/?amp_js_v=a1&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#amp_tf=From %1%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fmotors%2F3253479%2Fwhy-people-who-name-and-talk-to-their-car-are-smarter-than-those-who-dont%2F Nonsense, I talk to my Fiesta very often as I get it to speed, jump in and engage the gears. Penny is smart but only when compared to the rest of her Train and signal box appreciation society membership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 55 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Penny is smart but only when compared to the rest of her Train and signal box appreciation society membership. That'll be her and albert. So, just her then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: Penny is smart but only when compared to the rest of her Train and signal box appreciation society membership. What about level crossings and also canals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: What about level crossings and also canals? Southnet Tunnel .. that's where I will leave the hush money for Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 I'd happily let Simona Halep stick her foot up my arse, or wee on me a bit. I won't do skat or farmyard though. Not without a sponsor anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 17 hours ago, Neil said: Usually women and usually some awful old name like Gertrude or Mabel.Its not a person you fuckwit and the only name a car needs is 'cunt' especially if it breaks down. I had a black BMW once. I called it Black Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 I had a black VolksWagen (diesel, obviously) and called it Diane Abbott as a result of the totally unrealistic figures for the fuel usage. Plus it was a Touran, and therefore big and ugly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 8 hours ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: I'd happily let Simona Halep stick her foot up my arse, or wee on me a bit. I won't do skat or farmyard though. Not without a sponsor anyway I fucking would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Neil said: I fucking would I thought you preferred fewer teeth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 21 hours ago, Penelope said: Southnet Tunnel .. that's where I will leave the hush money for Stubby. The last time some poor cunt approached your tunnel he was wearing a demob suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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