camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Absolutely awful. You’ve no place on here. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 32 minutes ago, White van man said: I'll translate this lads; The suns been out all week so Bill thinks he's been on holiday. He thinks the tomato in his 4 pack special offer beef and tomato pot noddle equates to a Mediterranean diet. He lives in a static caravan with a hole in the roof, so gets relief when he can see the moon as it means no rain. His emergency credit ran out on his electric meter, causing him to miss his back to work interview, resulting in him being sanctioned by the dole. That meant he had no money for a top up, so had no 4G for a month. His porta potty is blocked and he's waiting for Shazeem and Hameed the maintenance men to fix it, and to play their little game with him called 'Giant hard on collider'. He lives on the camp site all winter on his own, and now he's having to share the communal toilet, the sound of families and kids enjoying themselves is sending him into a deeper depression. His shit is compacted and oily because Aziz, the site owner comes round 3 nights a week with vaseline and fisting butter, in exchange for cheap rent. He's anti-brexit because he secretly enjoys his time with his 3 abusers, and as they're illegal immigrants, he doesn't want them sent home. I can't bring myself to even comment on him pretending to have a girlfriend. Fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck! It’s quite something isn’t it. Something awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It’s quite something isn’t it. Something awful. Never fucking mind this Shiite billbo, you promised a shake up and we got it. I was expecting this place to go to defcon 3 on Friday night but a slow burn over the bank holiday and this site will be shut by the morn. Either that or cell block flid in roop's cooler will be three to a bunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never fucking mind this Shiite billbo, you promised a shake up and we got it. I was expecting this place to go to defcon 3 on Friday night but a slow burn over the bank holiday and this site will be shut by the morn. Either that or cell block flid in roop's cooler will be three to a bunk Kids disagree all the time. We'll all be back playing together tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't believe you felt it necessary to point out that it was contrived. He's not the only one trying too hard. I have to confess I was a little surprised that Bill chose to say it was contrived. I mean, no shit, Sherlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, White van man said: I'll translate this lads; The suns been out all week so Bill thinks he's been on holiday. He thinks the tomato in his 4 pack special offer beef and tomato pot noddle equates to a Mediterranean diet. He lives in a static caravan with a hole in the roof, so gets relief when he can see the moon as it means no rain. His emergency credit ran out on his electric meter, causing him to miss his back to work interview, resulting in him being sanctioned by the dole. That meant he had no money for a top up, so had no 4G for a month. His porta potty is blocked and he's waiting for Shazeem and Hameed the maintenance men to fix it, and to play their little game with him called 'Giant hard on collider'. He lives on the camp site all winter on his own, and now he's having to share the communal toilet, the sound of families and kids enjoying themselves is sending him into a deeper depression. His shit is compacted and oily because Aziz, the site owner comes round 3 nights a week with vaseline and fisting butter, in exchange for cheap rent. He's anti-brexit because he secretly enjoys his time with his 3 abusers, and as they're illegal immigrants, he doesn't want them sent home. I can't bring myself to even comment on him pretending to have a girlfriend. Caravan? Hope you're not insinuating the cunt's a gyppo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Frank said: When that boy comes a knocking, you’ll fucking know about it Bubba C. The deadest eyes I’ve ever seen. Is this one of the Brexit topics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: The deadest eyes I’ve ever seen. Is this one of the Brexit topics? Imbecile. I'd wager you would kill to look anywhere as good as him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: The deadest eyes I’ve ever seen. Is this one of the Brexit topics? I thought it was Steven Hendry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 11 minutes ago, White van man said: Kids disagree all the time. We'll all be back playing together tomorrow. Yeah, in the cooler playing the drop the soap in the shower game whilst roops is thrashing you all with a riding crop with broken glass stuck to it, laughing and getting moist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yeah, in the cooler playing the drop the soap in the shower game whilst roops is thrashing you all with a riding crop with broken glass stuck to it, laughing and getting moist Is that vid part of your collection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Reported for your own wellbeing, you disturbed little oddball. Only twice in one day? You're slacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Thankfully i've already eaten... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Jesus fucking Christ. This is magnificent. We haven't had a night like this since 'Stoopsgate'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Reported for your own wellbeing, you disturbed little oddball. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: This is magnificent. We haven't had a night like this since 'Stoopsgate'. It’s all water under the bridge if you can push eavens over the edge before the night is out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Only twice in one day? You're slacking. I sadly had to take Mrs B out so I’ve not been able to track all your misdemeanours, give me 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It’s all water under the bridge if you can push eavens over the edge before the night is out. He's already jumped. It's already water under the bridge. I've rather enjoyed today. Do you realise the only sparring partner I've had for months is Albert fucking Ross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's already jumped. It's already water under the bridge. I've rather enjoyed today. Do you realise the only sparring partner I've had for months is Albert fucking Ross? That’s a bit like having a boxing match with a flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's already jumped. It's already water under the bridge. I've rather enjoyed today. Do you realise the only sparring partner I've had for months is Albert fucking Ross? Who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: That’s a bit like having a boxing match with a flid. He's as sharp as a tack Bill, no matter what you throw at him, he cleverly responds with "No you are!" And then delivers the coup de grace by pushing the cunt button. He's fucking mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 I logged on and thought r soles had posted a personal picture of himself, fuck me dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm laughing and retching simultaneously. Why is no one pointing out that this shit is 100% illegal? I log on to wind up simple minded racists, not be subjected to bestial porn. @Mrs Roops what the fuck? I believe admin are adopting a tactic of modern policing. Sit back and watch the carnage and then wait for the paramedics to mop up the blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Snowflake said: I logged on and thought r soles had posted a personal picture of himself, fuck me dead. If it had been soles, there would have been more than one picture, he doesn't just fuck them, he turns over and kisses them too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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