Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 8 hours ago, scotty said: Like a blind pallbearer in an army graveyard, frank has lost the fucking plot. Old Pen is really confused these days. Like a blind lezza in a fish market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 43 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Old Pen is really confused these days. Like a blind lezza in a fish market. I can smell you anywhere Scrote, you fester like a rotting corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Having read through the site rules, it's extremely disappointing to note that poo (or pooh) related nominations are considered acceptable. Grow up, you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said: Having read through the site rules, it's extremely disappointing to note that poo (or pooh) related nominations are considered acceptable. Grow up, you cunts. Fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said: Having read through the site rules, it's extremely disappointing to note that poo (or pooh) related nominations are considered acceptable. Grow up, you cunts. Good morning Drew .. @judgetwi is going to be over the moon to see that you are back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck! I know, it's that cunt who warned Graham Chapman about the killer bunny rabbit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 33 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said: Having read through the site rules, it's extremely disappointing to note that poo (or pooh) related nominations are considered acceptable. Grow up, you cunts. Drew, you fucking cunt, not before time. This place has gone to shit (or shite) of late. Would you believe, Pen has a groupie now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 10 hours ago, Frank said: How do you live with yourself? Your poor kids must have really suffered. Fuck me. Didn’t one of them have psychosomatic autism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Drew, you fucking cunt, not before time. This place has gone to shit (or shite) of late. Would you believe, Pen has a groupie now? I sense a feeding frenzy/trip down memory lane. Come on jock, unearth those "classic" moments from your 18 million page word document you copy and paste every night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Drew, you fucking cunt, not before time. This place has gone to shit (or shite) of late. Would you believe, Pen has a groupie now? That doesn't surprise me Baws, you old cunt. Her ladyship's knowledge of the rail and arterial road infrastructure used to give me the horn if I'm honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, Drew Peacock said: arterial road infrastructure used to give me the horn if I'm honest. I fear that Judge has got clogged arteries .. he has not mentioned his Harley in ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: I fear that Judge has got clogged arteries .. he has not mentioned his Harley in ages. That's probably because they are expensive to maintain and a nightmare to insure when you live in South London. Even when they don't really exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: I fear that Judge has got clogged arteries .. he has not mentioned his Harley in ages. Google suggests he might have sold it to Frank.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 5/26/2018 at 6:00 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Crete last week and was dismayed to be told that after wiping your arse you had to put the paper in a little bin next to the bog because Crete's system can't handle toilet paper. "Fuck that" said I. I just threw mine over the balcony. Reminded me of my time I spent at Askham Grange. When faced with Mediterranean plumbing, it's usually advisable to cut out the middleman and wade waist deep into the sea for a poo (or pooh). Failing that the beach towels of Germanic holidaymakers reserving their favoured sun lounger location make an excellent (and comfortable) arse-wiping alternative. I hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 25 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said: Google suggests he might have sold it to Frank.... He's looking good after his forth bout of terminal cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's looking good after his forth bout of terminal cancer Terminal arse cancer is no laughing matter Stibbly. Geese are prone to it, blood and shit everywhere. Not pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Terminal arse cancer is no laughing matter Stibbly. Geese are prone to it, blood and shit everywhere. Not pretty. Oh well, bit of extra lube for you. Every cloud and all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew Peacock said: Google suggests he might have sold it to Frank.... Good to see you back.. and in high spirits! Time’s a great healer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 13 hours ago, Frank said: How do you live with yourself? Your poor kids must have really suffered. Fuck me. I don't live with myself, and my kids do not suffer you. They laugh at your pitiful feebleness. I'm just like the many others on here who don't give a shit about you, or that thing that gave birth to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I don't live with myself, and my kids do not suffer you. They laugh at your pitiful feebleness. I'm just like the many others on here who don't give a shit about you, or that thing that gave birth to you. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew Peacock said: Google suggests he might have sold it to Frank.... It has at times proved difficult to back-up my claims, however I've always said that Dame Widow Wrankie is not just a pastime of his, but a full-blown career of which he is been unashamedly proud of. Why, he's even got his own Venue too: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Reported. He's nearly there Bubba, don't rush it. A 9.00pm meltdown will be perfect for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: I don't live with myself, and my kids do not suffer you. They laugh at your pitiful feebleness. I'm just like the many others on here who don't give a shit about you, or that thing that gave birth to you. I’ve reported you twice this week for flouting the rules. If admin don’t bury you shortly, you certainly won’t survive the personal shit that’s about to surface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Reported. There is an old thicko called Bubba He's a plank in one way or another He thinks he can stoke but he's a dork and joke and as a Cunt, he's one 'ell of a Mother. He's certainly no match for Stubbs 'coz all Bubba does is Blubbs but he'll try raising troops grass you to Roops 'coz, that's all the cunt ever does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: He's nearly there Bubba, don't rush it. A 9.00pm meltdown will be perfect for me Splendid. Frog or Actual time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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