Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I found it wanting. Wanting what? An emaciated, gangling fucking freak? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Wanting what? An emaciated, gangling fucking freak? Well, it feels like he's playing an understudy's warm-up man who shit the bed this morning. It's all there.. the typical timely and wordy stickers, but it's just shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 I thought the last bit was the best....and that was fucking awful. Good to see you back on form Thickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Well, it feels like he's playing an understudy's warm-up man who shit the bed this morning. It's all there.. the typical timely and wordy stickers, but it's just shit. So, nothing in common with you whatsoever. Apart from being shit, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 11 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: We sent a man to the moon in 1969 using a 16-bit computer, and fired a fucking Tesla into space just recently. Most of the developing world now has full 4G mobile coverage. Mankind has constructed a giant hadron collider to study subatomic particles to ascertain the very foundations of our universe. But for various reasons, most of southern Europe’s islands, as well as much of the rural mainland still haven’t managed to crack basic sanitation. Specifically, they haven’t mastered it to a level where you can flush your shit riddled bog roll round the u-bend. What this inevitably leads to is a dire state of affairs; every restaurant toilet has a pile of continental arse gravy festering in the corner, and any public facility that children use is a total warzone that can cause severe PTSD. After a week of the Mediterranean diet, I’m dropping some seriously oily and dense Yule logs at a regular pace. The kind that get wedged in your arse a bit, so you have to quite literally wipe them out like a stonemason chipping away at a corner stone. An utterly intolerable situation. I might be anti-Brexit, but I certainly think they should be looking to retroactively expel any country that partakes in such utterly fucking barbarous behaviour. Like any self respecting Brit, I’ve been sneaking into the girlfriend’s parents en-suite at the villa and dropping my guts and flushing the bog roll, so that they get lumped with the repair bill for the broken piping. Was in Crete last week and was dismayed to be told that after wiping your arse you had to put the paper in a little bin next to the bog because Crete's system can't handle toilet paper. "Fuck that" said I. I just threw mine over the balcony. Reminded me of my time I spent at Askham Grange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Crete last week and was dismayed to be told that after wiping your arse you had to put the paper in a little bin next to the bog because Crete's system can't handle toilet paper. "Fuck that" said I. I just threw mine over the balcony. Reminded me of my time I spent at Askham Grange. You could dangle from a balcony with your pilates-stretched fanny. Mozzarella-minged dopey fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 36 minutes ago, Frank said: You could dangle from a balcony with your pilates-stretched fanny. Mozzarella-minged dopey fucking whore. Frank, I just can't get my head around why no woman hasn't ever claimed a charming, smooth talker like yourself, for her own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 43 minutes ago, Frank said: You could dangle from a balcony with your pilates-stretched fanny. Mozzarella-minged dopey fucking whore. Brilliant. Thought that one up by yourself did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Frank, I just can't get my head around why no woman hasn't ever claimed a charming, smooth talker like yourself, for her own. Because he's not real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Because he's not real. There is somebody behind the persona, Gyps. Just have to chisel away the cyber-crust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: There is somebody behind the persona, Gyps. Just have to chisel away the cyber-crust. You mean chisel away the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean chisel away the shit tomaytoe...tomahtoe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: This thread has wit, humour and relevance. Fuck right off, you don’t belong here. Are there any marsupial geese in Australia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: All that effort, and just one 'like' from a drunken Australian. That sentence is really good 8 out of 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: That sentence is really good 8 out of 10. You’d think that gypo cunt would humour me a little, Pen. I like her and she knows it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You’d think that gypo cunt would humour me a little, Pen. I like her and she knows it. Don't be hard on her .. she is still my friend even though I am part jewish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was in Crete last week and was dismayed to be told that after wiping your arse you had to put the paper in a little bin next to the bog because Crete's system can't handle toilet paper. "Fuck that" said I. I just threw mine over the balcony. Reminded me of my time I spent at Askham Grange. Thanks for summarising my entire nomination again for everyone, but devoid of even an attempt of humour or wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Thanks for summarising my entire nomination again for everyone, but devoid of even an attempt of humour or wit. No problem. I'm here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: No problem. I'm here all week Honestly, can you talk us through what compelled you to type that shit out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No problem. I'm here all week Gyps for the record I don’t think you’re a whore.. and your snatch is probably tighter that a gnat’s arse. For all I know you might be a regular washer. You just don’t belong on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Gyps for the record I don’t think you’re a whore.. and your snatch is probably tighter that a gnat’s arse. For all I know you might be a regular washer! You just don’t belong on here. Talking of belonging, didn't you have an urgent date with the morgue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 24 minutes ago, Frank said: Gyps for the record I don’t think you’re a whore.. and your snatch is probably tighter that a gnat’s arse. For all I know you might be a regular washer. You just don’t belong on here. You must give credit where it's due, Frank. With the limited number of new punters, Gyps has at least stood on her own feet in her tenure on the Corner. As you stated in Bill's thread, you sorted two cunts who joined while snowed in, or some such rubbish...I couldn't be bothered to look it up and verify, Gyps has made her own unremarkable, benign mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 29 minutes ago, Frank said: Gyps for the record I don’t think you’re a whore.. and your snatch is probably tighter that a gnat’s arse. For all I know you might be a regular washer. You just don’t belong on here. Frank, for the record nobody, and I do mean nobody, gives a fuck about anything you say or do, ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You must give credit where it's due, Frank. With the limited number of new punters, Gyps has at least stood on her own feet in her tenure on the Corner. As you stated in Bill's thread, you sorted two cunts who joined while snowed in, or some such rubbish...I couldn't be bothered to look it up and verify, Gyps has made her own unremarkable, benign mark. Alright then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 I like it when Frank calls me Totfuck. Old school respect from my wilderness years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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