Guest luke swarm Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 42 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Yes, but in your meths blurred state you don't even know how many fingers you have. ease it back a bit Albert, go easy and finish him off swiftly. Its a privilege to watch a master at work and I can see that you don't give a fuck about likes. You are your own man and not a slave to the likes of others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: ease it back a bit Albert, go easy and finish him off swiftly. Its a privilege to watch a master at work and I can see that you don't give a fuck about likes. You are your own man and not a slave to the likes of others. Is he balls deep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, The Beast said: Is he balls deep? I don't think Penny has any unless you know different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: I don't think Penny has any unless you know different. I'm sure that Camberwell Gypsy could lend her a couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Beast said: Is he balls deep? I can feel it in my pyloric sphincter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 12 hours ago, The Beast said: I'll have to fuck about with that when I have a spare minute few hours. Takes 5-10 seconds Goto ACP→Members→Search "Decimus"→Clickon file→Clickon "Reputation Level" drop-down menu→CLickon "Set Manually"→ Depending on levels of vitriol, adjust accordingly and Save.→ Exit ACP→ Goto kitchen and brew cuppa tea→ Return and view on-site firework display. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Albert, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I've surpassed 5000 "likes" tonight. I'm not saying that I'm a big deal around here, but I kinda am. The lower the "like" ratio" the higher the quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 12 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm sure that Camberwell Gypsy could lend her a couple. I bet that she has got a ball gown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Takes 5-10 seconds Goto ACP→Members→Search "Decimus"→Clickon file→Clickon "Reputation Level" drop-down menu→CLickon "Set Manually"→ Depending on levels of vitriol, adjust accordingly and Save.→ Exit ACP→ Goto kitchen and brew cuppa tea→ Return and view on-site firework display. What about adjusting the settings so that when the likes reach say 1,000 they revert back to zero. This would given a better indication of the more recent state of play for the member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 If anybody fucks with my 'likes', I'm going to have an absolute shit-fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Vindictive Admins can do lots to mess around with a brittle punters head - prohibit receiving "likes" even prohibit awarding same. You guys should be thankful I'm regularly topped up with HRT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 28 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: What about adjusting the settings so that when the likes reach say 1,000 they revert back to zero. This would given a better indication of the more recent state of play for the member. It wouldn't give any indication of 'recent state of play' for you would it? Considering it would take 6 years for you to accrue 1000 likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 44 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: What about adjusting the settings so that when the likes reach say 1,000 they revert back to zero. This would given a better indication of the more recent state of play for the member. alternative we could apply sound logic and institute a rule that should a poster post say.....oh I don't know, off the top of my head 7,763 times and gets less than a 20% like ration then that poster is obviously extremely shit and should be terminated. It would keep the quality well liked contributors and retire the unfunny dead wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: alternative we could apply sound logic and institute a rule that should a poster post say.....oh I don't know, off the top of my head 7,763 times and gets less than a 20% like ration then that poster is obviously extremely shit and should be terminated. It would keep the quality well liked contributors and retire the unfunny dead wood. scrap that as it would mean years of Albert and R Soles to reach that 7763 figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: If anybody fucks with my 'likes', I'm going to have an absolute shit-fit. What could possibly go wrong..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, luke swarm said: scrap that as it would mean years of Albert and R Soles to reach that 7763 figure. Still a good idea though, 20% is a reasonable minimum standard. Just give new members until 500 posts to get into the swing of things, if at that point they have not managed 100 likes, they get shitcanned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If anybody fucks with my 'likes', I'm going to have an absolute shit-fit. 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Vindictive Admins can do lots to mess around with a brittle punters head - prohibit receiving "likes" even prohibit awarding same. You guys should be thankful I'm regularly topped up with HRT. Do it, do it, do it... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Do it, do it, do it... Fuck off, number 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 20 hours ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: I am not telling you until you say sorry to Judge. He's a Zionist bumboy apologist who blows Bibi whilst fragging Pali babies. I love him to bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: He's a Zionist bumboy apologist who blows Bibi whilst fragging Pali babies. I love him to bits Ratty, severe long term masturbation has left my eyesight rather damaged and poor, would you mind using large print in your posts from now on, I can barely make out what you say half the time, something about judges blowing big goats or something isn't it. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Ratty, severe long term masturbation has left my eyesight rather damaged and poor, would you mind using large print in your posts from now on, I can barely make out what you say half the time, something about judges blowing big goats or something isn't it. Good work. Funny you should say that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Ratty, severe long term masturbation has left my eyesight rather damaged and poor, would you mind using large print in your posts from now on, I can barely make out what you say half the time, something about judges blowing big goats or something isn't it. Good work. He blows goats? you have proof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He blows goats? you have proof? ... don't tempt me. I'll only do more bird in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: ... don't tempt me. I'll only do more bird in the cooler. it would be worth the porridge.....check your archives Eavens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: it would be worth the porridge.....check your archives Eavens. ... Errrm, 'Goats,' is it? Ask a Muslim. They do kids, if that's any help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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